>american documentary
>rock music and roaring sound effects start playing
American documentary
Christopher Ward
Isaac Richardson
Jack Perez
We have short attention spans. The epic orchestral arrangements in BBC documentaries are boring to us and remind us of our grandparents. Nature is only cool to us if its BADASS and poochie-fied.
Gabriel Jackson
>do they really?
Thomas Sanchez
>[EXTREME]
>[POWERFUL]
>[MONSTER]
>[SUPER STRONG]
fucking autists
Brody Gutierrez
americans were a mistake
Camden Carter
Why are you so cringy.
Nathan Anderson
Post the pasta
Owen Nguyen
HEAVY METALS in the water supply
Aiden Martin
There's nothing wrong with suspense in a documentary.
US is the best at historical documentaries.
Russians are the best at modern world ones (when they're not propaganda)
And the British are best with nature.
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youtube.com
And then planet Earth, but most people know about it
Josiah Butler
What about this?
Colton Lopez
>cut to a guy in really bad medievel gear winding up crossbow in black and white
The craws BOW is the nuclar BAWM of the mid evil woRRld
>3 panels of 3 different angles of the guy shooting it and then the bolt hitting the target replayed in quick succession from different angles with a thumping sound affect added each time
Lucas James
>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip
Jonathan Walker
Is no one going to mention the normietwitter meme image
Alexander Hughes
WW2 in color largely did the same yeah?
Benjamin Lopez
What about this?
Easton Foster
Cringe
Brandon Hernandez
keks
Aaron Davis
Gavin Flores
Nu-BBC documentaries aren't any better, trying to turn everything into a cheap Pixar melodrama.
Kevin Smith
>US is the best at historical documentaries
You are probably the worst at it. It's revisionist nonsense. All you have of quality is Ken Burns and even he heavily skews toward a watered down version of realityl
Ian Morgan
>History of the World In one movie
I fucking hate this kind of documentaries. There's no way that can learn that much in such short period. It's like for people who like to pretend to know. Learn it on the hard way or don't learn it.
Andrew Green
HOLY KEK THOSE SOUNDEFFECTS
Ethan Sanders
Gibs citizenship
Leo Richardson
Is this a recent thing? I don't remember the documentaries I watched as a lad being like this
Lucas Watson
hey thats pretty interesting thanks for the links