Spreadable /brit/ on toast

Would cum on her face, inside her womb, and murder my future brother-in-law.

sue

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good morning i just awoke and now i am pooing

What a truly stupid opinion

been bulking and my arse is actually banging ngl

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truly this was a song of ice and fire

Very relatable indeed

did a devvo for you
been a while
vocaroo.com/i/s12vq0gahyTh

currently on victory road in pokemon ruby and all these trainers and level 40 wild pokemon are going absolutely HAM on my team i mean my pikachu has been KO'd god knows how many times now

Tell that to Ron Fricke

corrrrr

Why do you have to reach to the Netherlands for your example? We literally had a politician shot dead in this country more recently

Trump supporters: "I'm not one of those coddled millennial snowflakes who needs a safe space to protect my fragile feelings."

Also Trump supporters: "WHY SNL MAKE FUN OF PRESIDENT??"

not really nice but thanks for contributing
my poo was rather smelly. and yours?

milkshake is the best meme in recent history

Just did

This but rorke and milkshakes

Good lad although Victory Road shouldn't be too hard did you go through all the trainers before you got into Victory Road?
Also what's your team la

Nice arse but don't like facial hair or tattoos on guys x

Been serendiptously listening to the milkshake song recently

only storyline conclusion i thought was out of place and silly was arya's

pokemon sword and shield is gonna be fucking sick my niggers

When did Burger King endorse milkshake throwing? Pretty sure that McDonald's said they won't be selling milkshakes, so Burger King let the people know they will be, since people love milkshakes.

unbiased opinion from someone who doesn't care.
I don't remember a weekly show taking the piss out of Obama.

Just the regular

it's all bloody manifest isn't it

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thats cos Obama wasn't inherently funny

>your future brother in law

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>Why do you have to reach to the Netherlands for your example?
Because of the similarities in escalation
Started off with harmless things e.g. cakes or milkshakes
Farage could easily be assassinated

Carry on posting your slag mum for attention you weird freak

Remember when Potemkin Go! took over the world for a good month or so?

what about his stutter and fake accent?

the royal wedding aint shit

I played a lot of Pokemon growing up, even the newer ones if I have time, and I never touched Go! for whatever reason
idk it felt inauthentic

Alri. Last one though.

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Neither is Trump really, certainly not in comparison to say, Bush, who would frequently be overtly dyslexic or just drunk.

clutching really
he was a smooth operator buy an large

eating an apple

Poor Nigey looks extremely distraught in the pic on the left

swampert kadabra swellow pikachu torkoal aggron
theyre all level 43-44 and getting heemed

tell your mum i'm cracking one out over her photos as i type this

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cor love a bit of stone wood
i'll bring some james squire too la

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he's fat and insecure, its pretty obviously funny

Should be good in HD for the first time and all that I suppose

you cant end on this one, get us another decent one saffers lad

aw based

Swampert on its own should be able to fuck up Victory Road but I see you're probably training your other lads as well so good stuff.

Pim was killed by a mentally insane vegetarian over animal rights issues IIRC
That'd be like Farage getting shot by some random Frenchman over the fisheries problem or something

Already logged out of Facebook, lad. Sorry.

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good lad

Imagine what she'd think if she knew if her son was posting personal pics to a load of anonymous strangers on the internet, even after they told you they were gonna spaff all over them
Bit weird mate, either this isn't really your mum or you're trying to embrace it and try to save face from embarrassingly and accidentally posting her in the first place

yes i want the pikachu to kill everything

if you buy those single shots at liquor stores you are 100% an alcoholic haha

Gonna do a drunk later tonight.

I have three blocks of this in my fridge right now. Ask me anything.

She's literally sloshed out her mind 24/7, lad. She doesn't know what's potting 99% of the time. Anyways, was just trying to give something back to the /brit/ community.

>In court at his trial, van der Graaf, an environmental and animal rights activist,[5][6] said he murdered Fortuyn to stop him from exploiting Muslims as "scapegoats" and targeting "the weak members of society" in seeking political power

good lad

disappointing tbqhwy lad

If you ever needed to, you could pass for a sissy gay man

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This guy is like a breathing meme. Look at him. That's not a natural human, that was drawn by a cartoonist.

My mistake then

why can't we build a massive garbage shoot vacuum all the way up to space?
just shoot all that nasty pastic into orbit

BLAM QUICK ONE-TWO-MILKSHAKE TO RORKEYPOOS JAW

looking up how to remove niggers from neighborhood

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Been living in UK for soon a year now and just wondered about some things. I've been living close to a railway and what struck is that the trains here sounds like they're 50 years old. I've never heard a worse noise and have been living in countries like India and such before where the trains are much quieter at night at least. Also, there's ALOT of maintenance like four nights a week which makes go sleepless 4 days a week basically and something I've noticed is that the workers are louder than drunk people. Like singing almost screaming songs. And also, why do trains honk at night? I thought they greeted oncoming trains, but witnessed it only happening outside the homes close to here, and they just do it randomly only in the night and waking everyone up. I know UK is really bad when it comes to living standards aswell as the common people, but living here has made me realize how bad it really is and countries considered as 3rd world countries feels miles better in terms of the mentality of the people here. I'm mostly speaking for Wales now

Can just tell nonceyank is emnayank
little freak

i'm a civil engineering / architecture intern
i'll be working a lot though... like 60 hours a week

boutta finna dabba some eu4 my n words

I get angry about inconsiderate noise makers too

Has anyone here used vivastreet?
What was it like? Did it go well

mad how trans porn's changed so much in the past few years
it used to be that you'd have a small number of vaguely passable "actresses" and they'd do the rounds, and you'd have a few femboys who were just gay emos

but now it's insane
you've got a few trannies who pass really well
and you've got lots of amateur content
and you've got just weird horny retards also producing content
and you get the brazilian stuff too
and there's so much more variety all over the place

Living a destructive lifestyle atm

I believe this to be the case too. Guess we'll find out when catyank comes to the UK and nonceyank does too.

Tried to make some pork fried rice for the first time actually came out pretty tasty

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>why do trains honk at night?
A train engineer may acknowledge lantern, hand sign, or radio signals by tooting his horn. This lets the signaler know that the engineer received and understood the signal. Trains sound their horn before passing through a station as a warning to anybody standing on the platforms. Away from stations, the horn might be sounded as a warning to persons on or near the track, and to get livestock off the track. Another signal sometimes used is one that is a call for signals, i.e., the engineer needs to be signaled what to do because he is awaiting instruction. He also might not have heard or recognized a previous signal.

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Found my old traps folder from about 2009 til about 2015 the other day. Probably got a shit load of rare and vintage content, but the genre only sickens me these days. It was exciting in a taboo way when I was a degenerate freak.

im not. he's in kentucky im in texas. im white and i think he's mexican. i do plan on coming to the uk though not sure how ill survive considering im mental

p.s. im not a nonce

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lmao

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>train engineer
Good post but please don't use the yank terms in the British Culture General

had this chinese copy of pokemon sapphire when i was younger and the game was the same but all the text was fucked up so like instead of "PIKACHU fainted" it would be "MONSTER dead!" for some reason they didnt have names just were all called monster lol

classic
My Chinese Emerald had swear words and shit when team magma and aqua would have a go at eachother

had a dream last night where i was talking in a new york accent

was it funny

ah yes

noo yahkas

classic noo yahk accent

ehehehehe

>implying catyank and emmaposter are the same person