Americans don't even know how to drink from a bottle of water

>americans don't even know how to drink from a bottle of water
Why are Americans so stupid?

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seriously they can't be this stupid, right? what the actual fuck

>plastic bottle
NOOOO NOT THE BPA

Okay don't actually bully me. I still can't really figure it out. I always spill it on me. (BTW I don't try it with water, only soda idk if that makes a difference?)

Why else would places like Flint be complaining about water

why is this retard wasting water, a limited resource necessary to life on this planet?

That's not how you do it? How do Europeans drink it if not like that?

They only drink soda from cups with straw. This is new for them.

This fucking pisses me off you think it's fucking sexy to waste water that water literally could have saved an African villagers life but instead some white person as usual just wastes it to show off fucking disgusting.

you put it in your arse and turn up side down? duhh

>I drink water

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Gym thots are the fucking worst. Good thing I never go to the gym.

they are lizardman
absorb water from skin

goddamn this board is terrible

>T.fatty

Holy Moses! I had no idea Sherlock Holmes posted on Jow Forums! Based!

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you are just mad he's not a gymcel like you who needs to survive on weightlifting to quench all your insecurities, like 70% of america

Irratibility like this is a symptom of dehydration.

>drinking anything but water
Cringe

Seriously though, I do drink plenty of water but why would I cuck myself to drinking ONLY water? I'm not at war with things that have a taste.

sugar bad, retarded

This is called end-capitalism, consumerism
products are not just products, they are instruments of ideology, she isn't drinking water, she is showing off water as a purchasable accessory, that somehow you can derive identity from drinking water by making it link to sexiness and so on

>guy in pic related has soy
>>"I drink water"

I like the way water taste and actively hate all carbonated beverages, I occasionally drink a milkshake though

>I'm American and blah blah blah

Your body literally needs sugar to function, retard.

americans are blind to the reality of their own lies

I don't drink soda either. Just water, milk and coffee. Anyway, water is insipid, ie tasteless.

based and redpilled
cringe and bluepilled

Nothing tastes better than an ice cold water while you're thirsty on a hot day

anyone have a link to her full set of this shoot? or is it a vid somewhere?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lmao. You angry, fatty? Why don't you go inhale an entire pizza so you can feel better about yourself.
I work out because I want to be able to join the military when the war with China starts.

Nice argument, sperg.

more solid than yours, retard
sugar and carbs are unnecessary for life, it's only there to age you faster
I do eat bread with burgers but I don't deny they are destroying my body for no purpose whatsoever

americans drink champagne straight from the bottle like a beer

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That's why you use straws.

stfu about water and give SAUCE NAO

an american fashion model

Ugly huge chin and jaw.

Lauren Summer

ty frens

Carbs themselves are broken down into sugar, mong. Perhaps if you didn't chug junk food, you wouldn't be so autistic about drinking anything that is not water
Also, pretty sure that drinking a glass of milk a day isn't making me decrepit. Oh, and beware of the meanie carbs.

>champagne

That's Italian brut

I drink orange juice without sugar too, but mostly water
alright just fuck off, I don't get anything with lecturing into what you should eat to look and feel good for most of your life, whatever

She is so hot i wouldn't even be able to control myself near her.