Describe your cunt with a Game of Thrones character!

Germany would be Ned Stark
Autisticly "honourable", but that interpretation of honour for some reason includes personally executing the people he judges guilty

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>Joffrey
>intelligent

never saw ned murder millions of innocent people

I don't watch this garbage but probably that strong ice guy who killed a lot of niggers

Joffrey was dumb as shit

Maybe Bobby B.

>Young lad with black beard who conquers the world with brute force
>goes complacent and bored and fat
>gets fucked be other houses after doing alliances with blonde whitoids

Story of our life in Europe

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>have sex

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Maybe Tyrion
Small, rich and cucked

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House Reed
wish we could see more of them

probably bran, we are king after all

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you have another similarity

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Inbred too
Perfect to represent Bongland

no, germany is renly
dumb, gay, and a failure in battle

We're inevitable. Someone pls make a gif of the night king Muttifying a European or something. lol

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More like robert baratheon

What are your people in the story?

Northern Iberians are Stony Dornishmen. Based people like the Daynes, the best Northern Med has to offer. Southern Iberians can be Salty Dornishmen desu.

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Some wildling tribe

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Would have liked the real Arthur Dayne to be present. Would have been based to see the book Silver haired and purple eyed character.

Aren't the Ironborn viking like?

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>innocent
pls

Yeah. Dorne was butchered in all aspects. The sand snakes don't look like the ones in the books either. They're supposed to all look different. Plus they never really talk about them in good ways. I bet you show watchers have no idea house Dayne is from Dorne.
But then again they didn't even bother to CGI Daenarys eyes to look purple so lmao. I mean someone did it AT HOME.

youtube.com/watch?v=aVEgI7hU494

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Jon snow
obsession with da norf
running away from leadership/responsibility
poor judgement when it comes to choosing allies

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Celts are like first men maybe?

>tfw father gave me books before the show started when I was basically a kid
>learn English and read them
>love the story to no end
>tfw excited a TV show is coming
>They butcher the show a lot but it's watchable somewhat, there is some really good actors playing the chars I liked ( Oberyn, Ned, Rob, Jaime even Robert even though the actor is manlet)
>mfw after season 4

Why do everything I like is ruined by Americans?

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GODS, I WAS STRONG IN THE 13TH CENTURY!

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If you are referring to the kikes as innocent, kindly take your own life in seppuku

Hmm, they look like pirates, but I don’t see much resemblance beyond that

Based

probably a norfman or wildling tribe
certainly not some southern andal fairy

An American wrote it in the first place.

The books are American too.

>tfw everything that has happened in the series was because of pic related

A boar and a wallhacker won the Game of Thrones

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Some Lannister probably. Degenerate, dwindling riches, arrogant, disliked by many.

I also hated how the Lannisters slowly lost their blond hair. Daenarys was also getting browner hair by the season but it was corrected in the 7th. Story went to shit, there simply was too much to cover. GoT would have been immensely more coherent in an animated fashion, but it wouldn't have gotten as popular. I just wanted my Aegon murmurs dragon plotline :C

meereen.

why are you taking pride in it it's garbage, they're good only for beginners learning the English language , oh and americans

The books are pretty good.

@105887102
>tf
>tp
Opinion discarded

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by your standards sucking my fat pink mast and tonguing my myrish swamp would give you immense joy

Robb
Tries to fight for independence but gets killed by Freys (Russia) and Lannisters (Germany)

ok homo

Maybe the real Game of Thrones was the boars we hunted along the way

those are actually excerpts from the books

the books are really long two excerpts isn’t an argument against them you retard

What's wrong with them?

@105887291
Dude it's fiction. Don't get soo butt blasted about it.

Why are syrians so butthurt?

We're prince Oberyn Martell. Does benis in bagina left and right, creates numerous mutts everywhere, ends up getting killed by the strongest guy alive (Napoleon/USA) when trying to fight him one on one. Dorne is the Planetos version of Spain anyway.

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i know i've read them all, double retard
that's just what i remember it's full of shit like that it's horribly written

masterpieces in invoking cringe that makes you put the tablet down and roll your eyes at every description of sex and shitting WHICH HE DID A LOT

@105887392
You literally read over 3000 pages of books you didn't like just to talk shit? Just ignore the material user.

fuck off, this one for ukraine

This one is for you ET

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@105887440
i did enjoy it, as cringe material
>The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."
t. american Tolkien

no such a character
but we need him!

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I KNOW, THAT'S EVEN WORSE. WHY DO YOU RUIN THE GOOD STUFF YOU HAVE.

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>The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."
Honestly pretty based though. lol

HBO ruined it. But George is gonna die before it's finished for sure. So get used to the HBO version.

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Russia is Free Folk

STOP RUINING GOOD THINGS AMERICA HAVE, HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED NOTHING THE LAST 60 YEARS

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someone that's small but quite evil and has big friends to back him/her up

If anything Russia is illyrio mopatis, started some pretty great schemes to fuck over the realm and world. Kinda forgot about them later on.

Germany would be more like that dude that got castrated.

Mance is pretty much Russia.
Sits behind the wall (iron curtain) and prepares to attack

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Stannis, Sandor, Varys, Little Finger, Tywin because of the GOAT actor playing him

Neither the Germans. whats your point?

Any extra

he re-started the war with no army, no family, no friends, no fighting skill, etc

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Why is Russia free folk if you like authoritarian governments so much?

Europe + America = Westeros
EU = Seven Kingdoms

So Russia is Free Folk, no?

Westeros=America and UK

Essos=Eurasia

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Free folk are probably the Canucks or Scottish barbarians

BASED

How tf is westeros America if the books are about feudal stuff? I always just assumed there's like a third, still undiscovered continent, but admittedly I didn't read the books

Perfect

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Ilyn Payne is honorary mexican

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Free Folk are many different tribes. Doesn't this look more like Russia?

>The Free Folk consist of a wide variety of many fractious tribes and village-dwellers, some reasonably refined, others savage and hostile. Different factions have very different cultures and practices, and may speak different languages.

gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Free_Folk

Ok. America doesn't count

Okay you can be Free folk, and the Mongols are the White walkers

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>I shuppose Palestine is off the table

>Season 4, episode 6: “The laws of Gods and Men”
>Stannis and Davos dock at Braavos harbor
>They go to the Iron Bank
>On their way the people throw coins at them, yell “beggar king! beggar king!”
>Stannis tells Davos to pick them up, they need all the help they can get
>Davos kneels in the mud and then Stannis kicks him in his belly
>cut to the IB hall, they talk with a hook-nosed banker
>”Why come here, Beggar King?”
>”It is the Iron Bank, is it not? And I have a plenty of people that need to pay the iron price.”
>”You will have to give us something more than death of your enemies”
>Davos goes pale, Stannis grins and claps hands
>Melisandre enters with a boy with madness in his eyes and runes carved into his face
>”We took him out of the water. I saw in flames that he spent three days there”
>The banker isn’t impressed. “What of it?”
>”It’s no regular boy. It’s the Bronze Royce of house Yohn, a not-so-distant branch of house Baratheon”
>The banker grins
>Davos takes Stannis to the side
>”Your grace, in the laws of Gods and Men there’s no one more acursed than a ki-”
>Stannis punches him
>”I have no need of weak and feeble. Need I remind you what did I do to that miserable bird Renly called Proudwing?”
>he turns back to the banker, who is wearing a crimson red cape now
>”R’HOLOR HUNGERS!”, he shouts.
>”R’HOLOR HUNGERS!”, Stannis shouts back.
>”May the many faced god have mercy on us all”,Davos whispers to himself

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