/brit/ shag edition

not a clue how people use kettles to heat water and think it's safe
that mechanism that switches the heating element off after boiling can easily break, especially if it's a cheap kettle
reckon people should just be safe and microwave water instead

>no subject

ah yes a mid 30s overweight bald male in a 1980s gaming reference shirt
what a absolute embarrassment to the leftypol races

EDIT:

my first successful /Brit/ edition

please be gentle lads

not like you in the sack with a lass

haha

Half-way to monetizing my channel, going to be a youtube millionaire because you know it.

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still not entirely sure if microwaving water is real or another penis inspection day-type meme

as always it's the boring "personalities" you each other for guaranteed attention

Was meant to say *BEFORE you know it. Going to kms

Sargon reminds me of thailad a lot actually.

youtube has shit revenue streams now. open a patreon lad

not a good response

Better off on twitch no. Buy an affiliate account for 20 quid, pay some cunt a few quid to bot you some twitch prime subs and you're sorted

taught him everything he knows

really glad my bluetooth headphones let out a piercing noise when they disconnect when no sound goes through after 5 mins and you have to open settings to reconnect them

RORKEYPOL DISCORD RAID ALERT

ESTIMATED : 2-3 VIRGIN FREAK RORKE SPASTICS

DO NOT ENGAGE, I REPEAT DO NOT ENGAGE

>Apple? Samsung? Naw, I'm a Huawei man.

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>Huawei man

You a Geordie?

>Rorke On The Ropes™

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They're literally erecting statues of black people for being black.
Fucking state we're in.
thetimes.co.uk/article/racism-is-more-covert-now-says-brendon-batson-of-west-broms-three-degrees-xjxf923h2

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youtu.be/cX9utM9eTEs

mikey really doesn't help the pikey stereotypes

One night in 2019, politician Vivienne Rook causes a scandal on live TV. At the same time, the Lyons family comes together as Rosie gives birth to a son. Brothers Stephen and Daniel gather at her bedside with grandmother Muriel, all wondering what life will be like for little Lincoln.

Five years in the future, in the London of 2024, Stephen and Celeste worry about their daughter, Bethany, who declares herself a transhuman. Back in Manchester, Daniel is now married to Ralph but is falling for a Ukrainian refugee, Viktor. When the Lyons gather for Muriel’s birthday, they’re interrupted by a call from their missing sister, Edith. She brings extraordinary news, and life for the Lyons is about to change forever.
anyone watched this shit? proper accelerationist shit

have no sympathy for fat people
losing weight is not hard
binge eating isn't real. developing healthy coping mechanisms is a core part of being a mature, responsible, functioning adult

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Nary a pixel

did the actress say something left-wing? damn

Why do you care about some massive company.

oh dear

behold the end of the earth

she cried on live tv becus what happened to jessie smollet and trump being the president man

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD

flatmate is taking a long time making her lunch in the kitchen
getting quite hungry and want some coco pops

Whiteness is tantamount to genocide. It must be quashed

Black power

haha he edited it to make it awkward and incoherent haha

You have a load of young gimps on your snapchat too? Saw some slag feeding her horse drink.

arrrghhh no how could she

>"h-heh...heh...f-FUCK JA-"

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

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rorke considering repenting out of fear of consequences on the day of la revolucion

blogus onus

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I'm not the youtube runt, i was just making an observation
I meant it in a good way as in you know how to earn a quick buck, chaturbate, bitcoin stuff etc.

*breathes in*
*breathes out calmly*

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day of the large milkshakes will come

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>I'm not the youtube runt

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>brown nosing a namefag
pathetic

ah yes, the future of this nation

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burger king have declared themselves allies to the cause

Once called my indian friend a double nigger when we were 13 and he cried and told on the principal.

Had to explain to mine and his parents what a double nigger was and why I called him that...

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You lads ever get that really nice feeling in your chest when you take a deep breath sometimes?

>paying for The Times

state of you

I think people get less offended than they used to honestly.
I mean boomers used to get into autistic fights over what random people said all the time and tv was way more censored

Wogs BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=HVWWdK38dcY
Mark is frying chips in bed.

It's just the internet man. You're bound to learn something

B-Brave!

this is why i can never interact with women romantically

see I think that's pretty funny

wasn't brown nosing him, just when he got offended
I like the tips he posts might need a quick 50 quid here and there one day

massive brainlet

No kitchen for me de laaaaaad

Yea
Love breathing me

creasing

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not sure if i like the idea of working 60+ hours a week over the summer lads
and then I'll have to get up early for church on saturday and sundays
i literally will not have a day off

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fuck off pikey

it's a really high quality publication mate + 95% discount if you're a uni student :^)

It's free

Ever notice how the different colours of milkshake come from the same machine rorke?

kek, you're paranoid mate

for me my equivalent of breathing is shagging
If the plane loses pressure and those masks drop down i hope theres no kids around because id have to put it on my cock wahey

they shouldn't have this much power
state mandated gf when

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Rorke lost for words

youtu.be/_BWHL5I-E-A

just dont go to church

dont need to go 2 days in a row anyway

Songs for this feel?

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yeh but you're an autistic loser who posts on brit

Imagine going to church lol

what's with all the dislikes

For me it's the FT, the only non-dogshit newspaper going

why are you talking to it? why are you encouraging it? are you that desperate for your yous?

leftypol blanking out at this

why on earth is that bun wet?

Is he going to eat them directly out of the fryer like last time? Seriously such a fucking subhuman state, frying chips in his own cunting bed

much like how the employer must be brought to heel with reuglaitons and unions the same must be done with birds
upon turning 18 all young women are conscripted into 3 years of service as a government provided gf

Western Civilization on it's face is a blight until humanity and it is our obligation topple it's power structure from the top down.

Black power

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For me, it's InfoWars and Breitbart, when I want an unbiased, agenda-free look at current events

i am based and supremely humble

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Went hiking with the girly for the first time and when we were sitting, caressing, waiting for our meal together, I asked her if I smelled sweaty and she said "yes", but when I offered to change out of my shirt, she pulled me down and said "No...Don't".

Might keep her, lads. She's a nice, soft girly.

which part of your body smells worse bollocks, arse, pits or gooch

This never happened, fuck you