/brit/

think that's a "holy Moses" from me

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called someone a virgin on /tv/ and closed the thread before he could respond haha

Mein bruder

is this you?

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rate my post-bulk arse lads

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imagine boxing one of those
reckon it'd put up a good fight but i'd come out the victor in the end

doctor is trying to diagnose me with bipolar disorder

dont care if i am not not, i love my manic episodes
literally all of my best achievements have been due to them. without them id just be a failed normie
fuck off doctorberg

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reckon I'm the only regular girl /brit/poster

sorry, I forgot that not supporting a genocidal maniac who killed millions of Poles makes me a soyboy, won't happen again mister

does your arse look better than mine though

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is it racist to say that adolf hitler wasn't actually that bad of a bloke

alri summer show ya yer minge

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Adolf Hitler is not a race, lad.

you reckon
youtube.com/watch?v=mi5hp4gR_fg

Well considering you likely didn’t know him personally then yes that is quite problematic.

>Leftists will claim this is just “individualism” and not a mental illness
Em can we please get a totalitarian fascist collective state?

In my mind and in my heart
we can't rewind we've gone too far :(

I thought you filtered yanks you twat

Reckon suicide is part of their unique personality as well?

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as a based black man i say we belong under the boots of the white man

reckon we let a couple of these loose in netherlands and theyd take over the country in 2 days

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Even though Marx emphasised class contention over national/racial identity we all know Josef Stalin hated wogs and churkas

very high chance ive shagged you funny how small the world is
all seems so small when wherever you go you see face where you think you may have slung one up them. They always know of course because it was the best dicking of their life yeah. Just can't stop, love me a good shag too much.

uh how's it tuesday already?

well i mean i don't know you personally either but i have no reason to think you're a bad person

Thought you were a (white) Brit (on holiday)?

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Me trying to Melbourne shuffle

Does social media turn people into dicks?

Scots are genetically inferior

Asian girls are the apex mating partner, debate me

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Have some self-respect. Every race deserves an isolationist ethnostate of their own in their respective place of origin.

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aye, confuse its dumb wee bird brain with some weaving and bobbing then WHAM right hook followed by grabbing the neck with my left hand and then twist around to do a judo shoulder throw, hopefully ripping its head off in the process
might get a few pecks in here and there but what's a scrap without a few scars eh

runts are attracted to social media, it just amplifies how runty they are

don't they like rip your intestines out with their talons?

sue

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horrid little mongy eyed rats, would unironically rather breed a black lass mate

you must be thinking of someone else, i’m the darkest, filthiest, dumbest coon nigger bastard you’ll ever meet

CHOPPER TALK! AK AK WALK! SPRAY THE BLOCK! ITS AN OUTLINE CHALK!

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having a tuna cheese melt

nah think you're thinking of kangaroos

in the toilcube by myself now until the end of the day
could make a move a bit early but i think what i might do is get my work finished then play football manager

No they don't.

*teleports begins you*
*taps you on the shoulder*

No it me

Mbokoid?

you are a tuna cheese melt

Is that a euphemism for licking a fanner

>Football manager (mobile)

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thinking about the bus
don't care for it

what are you going to duck and weave from its feet are longer than you arms and at stomach level you dog
yes

you're supposed to say 'you don't have to sign off your posts' which implies that 'melt' is my signature

want to smoke a spliff but my gimpy boomer neighbours are out ffs

Roasting a bone lads

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who said anything about mobile?

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Think we are done here.

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Just got some dank on tic lads let’s blaze

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Not a fan of all this Hitler posting.

Called my sister a cunt because she took all the bacon for lunch and she called me a disgusting human being so I said fuck off reddit nigger and mum slapped me (this actually happened)

so whats the problem? if they're out they cant catch you

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Would curl that into the top corner with a clean strike

wonder if he rolled that with his feet, i used to roll joints like that when i was 14

sucking a candlestick

Literally pic

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One of the more believable tales told in this general to be honest

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alri specky 4 eyes

who eats bacon for lunch anyway?

>Mark has deleted all the videos on his main channel

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hahahah what an IDIOT

Clever frog

Posting a trap classic

youtu.be/3fumBcKC6RE

3 double quarter pounders and some large fries down the gullet

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Never smoke Js because im embarrassed by my poor rolling skills

*does a little dance*

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infidels

Get a bong or smoke on ur ones until ur dece

Bacon sarnies whitebwoi...

you should try the Great Tastes of America range from McDonalds™

Get one of these, lad.
youtube.com/watch?v=nTVZNpEOlTU

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that isn't a lunch

What’s lunch then

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Alhamdulilah

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