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t'as jamais entendu parler de la razzia des vaches de Cooley toi

>2.40 for a can of monster
bit shteep

Absolument pas en effet
Mais t'embête pas je suis en train

How do I experience new things?
everything inevitably leads me back to consuming internet mulch.

join groups. there's nothing like social pressure.

need a game to play

go and join your local gaa team

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playing squad

play squad

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Its what hitler would have wanted

Why haven't you activated Windows?

show me your war face

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Whatever happened to that wise cow that used to post here? He was great for advice.

I took inspiration from the salmon of knowledge and ate him.

Only out West and in mountainous areas. Otherwise the land is too good for sheep farming.

>activating windows
>ever

How long did that that take? Do you feel any wiser?

if he really had he wouldn't be posting on a singaporean drum polishing forum

>eating fish
One word. Soy.

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>How long did that that take?
Several weeks. He was wise enough to know to hide in Dublin, knowing that I refused to go there. I had to wait until the army evicted him for scaring the populace with his mere existence.

>Do you feel any wiser?
I didn't know how to kill and prepare a cow, and I refused to fall victim to the irony of gaining the wisdom to know how badly I screwed up before dying of food poisoning, so I brought him to my local butcher. However I made the same mistake from the story. My butcher had absorbed the cow's knowledge by handling its meat, and thus had left me with nothing more than a steak that tasted like it was smoked in the fumes of Dublin for several weeks. On the bright side, my butcher's become really good at his job. He makes some perfect sausages now.

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Good thread yesterday, despite all the shitposting.

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Thanks.

No thanks.

NIGGAS SAY THEY HERD OF ME
I AIN'T HERD OF YOU

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You can talk hot on the internet, boy
That's that goofy shit, we ain't into that, boy
Black van, pull up to your momma crib, boy
Tie her up, drive that shit off a bridge, lil boy

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NIGGAS IFFY UHH
FARMERS GOT THE MILKY UH

>"Maybe a plant should be legal lads"
>*autistic screeching*

Can cows eat it?
No?
Then fuck off.

Is 'Detective Pikachu' worth seeing?
I watched the show as a kid, not mad about shit movies though. Just looking for something to do. Good excuse to drink coke and eat 'pick n' mix' also.
Thoughts?

It's pretty fun.

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Looks like a shitty cash-in. Don't patronise hollywood.

i heard it was shit desu

Who knows maybe they can

Is there a website, or Facebook group that collects all ongoing promotional competitions, 'win a stay for two in blah blah blah..', and has them all int the one place?
Might start entering competitions, as a sort of hobby of sorts. I'm a sad cunt, I know.

There was a story in the news years ago about a lady in the UK who spent all her time entering competitions in magazines. Through sheer volume she would would win multiple prizes, and made a living off selling the prizes online.

My aunt used to do that too, kind of where I got the idea. She had a collection of TV's,mountain bikes, phones, that she won, and had little use for.

Stories like that always struck me as strange, because I had always assumed such competitions were scams of some sort.

Sounds like a slut, did she win any vibrators? Tell me more about her, the thought of her is turning me on

She was a mad one for power-washing

Power washing is good fun to be fair.

>coworkers going to a restaurant after work
>had to decline on moral grounds
The opportunity cost was too high.

What ever happened to that small element of magic that the world used to have, lads? It seems like the general atmosphere of life gets bleaker and more depressing as time goes on.

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You got older.

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nothing human makes it out of the near future

ALLAH IS THE CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND OF EARTH
NOTHING CAN COMPARE WITH HIM HE IS THE ONE ALONE
THE PROPHET BEST OF HUMAN KIND
SENT TO ALL NATIONS AND ALL TRIBES
LAST OF ALL MUHAMMAD THE MERCY OF THE WORLD

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>that small element of magic that the world used to have
Never existed.

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Cultured

Thoughts on directly elected mayors, lads?

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If democracy's ever going to work it's on the local level.
The conclusions from that are that it won't, however.

Fuck off traitor

praying for you brother wallahi

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I don't know to be honest. I don't really fully understand the point of it.
I don't care about the cost argument, hundred grand is small in the grand scale of things, provided there are actually some benefits.
People are generally dumb though, and we could end up with some celebritity being in charge, which wouldn't be great. Might be something akin to the Presidential election where we always end up voting for left of center politicians, so that wouldn't be ideal either.
At least the CEO is there on some degree of merit and hard work hopefully, as opposed to just being popular.

>People are generally dumb though, and we could end up with some celebritity being in charge, which wouldn't be great.
This is unironically my biggest concern about directly elected mayors. I agree with the idea in theory, but the last thing our regional cities need is some SJW memelord or a washed up celebrity with lingering name recognition as a mayor.

>Blindboy Boatclub could have a serious chance of becoming mayor of Limerick

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>a muslim weeb
you are the lowest form of human life

Would love if they ran and got absolutely decimated.

room smells of cum

got some projects that had been hanging over me done but I can't seem to relax

How'd that happen?

howd you think

lots of hot sex?

What sort of projects lad?

Putting together furniture and organising the storage room.