Me? I cycle everywhere. Healthy body, healthy mind you know?

Me? I cycle everywhere. Healthy body, healthy mind you know?

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>I'm too lazy to cook so I undereat quite often. My muscles? That's from masturbating daily

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Bicyclefags are cancer

that's pretty based

I wish I could cycle to work but it's too far

Only fat people think cycling is exercise. Get a life loser.

>i fucking hate cyclists - i wish it was legal to run them over. In fact yesterday this cyclist took up all space on a narrow road so I had to slow down. I honked at him and gave him the finger, and it felt good. fucking cyclists

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Cycling isn't sport, it's just transportation.

My bike rack doesnt fit on the new car i got. I haven't ridden yet this year, but will when i feel better.

All the snow is gone on the bike parhs so I go a couple times a week + biking for transport

Bicycniggers should fuck off. Always zoomzooming around tight corners. They don't even ring their bells anymore when they come from behind you, or if they do, it's when they're one meter away just in time for the person in front to panic and sidestep in their way. What the fuck is going in their heads?
I gave up caring about them and never look around anymore, nor do I give way, if they get hurt, it's just a bonus.

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i bet you have sore balls

t. bicycnigger

What's with the bicycle hate?

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of course an American posts an edit where chad is replace with Tyrone

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You people haven't experienced cyclist hell unless you lived in a Dutch city and rely on a car to get to work and back.
Imagine having to check your mirrors and shoulders 10 times per second before taking turns etc

NOOOOOOOOO you cant ride your bike you dont pay the road tax the road belongs to CARRRSSS make

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NOOOOO I NEED TO RIDE MY CAR AND POLLUTE EVERYTHING AND MAKE NOISE I HAVE A RIGHT TO MY CAR NOOOO I HAVE A RIGHT TO RUIN CITY CENTRES NOOOOO I CANT EXCERCISE

Actually I study and work at the same time. I take my revenge when I cycle to university by ignoring traffic laws and yell at Spanish students

>share the road goyim, bikes and cars are equal!!!

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>tfw healthy body but no healthy mind

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>no spare 600$ for a bicycle

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>Why yes I'm a cager, what gave it away?

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What the fuck are you buying, I bought a used racing tier bike for 300. I imagine for 600 in Russia you are getting a new professional racing bike.

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I want that one

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34000 ₽ for that piece of shit? Go to a little family owned store instead, you're garanteed to get a better deal and service.

kek, don’t tell me some of you actually own cars

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>>small buisness in Russia

>>>>>FAMILY OWNED STORE

By family you mean that armenian mafioso selling auchanbikes 2x times the price on the market?

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Some people live in cities with third-world tier infrastructure and public transport
Is sad, really

absolutely based

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Why do people hate cyclist again?

Jesus Christ, at least make sure to ride it a bit before buying. That bike looks like those 700$ CCM Canadian Tires get rid of the next year selling them 70% off. I can't believe you'd pay 38000 ₽ in fucking Russia of all place for a bicycle like this.

Same reason why cyclists hate women with child carriages really.

Russia is very advanced democratic and capiitalistic state like USA :^)
Socialist such as yourself cannot understand that.

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cagers are quite possibly the most frustrated group of people on the planet.

And I do mean "cagers" not drivers in general.
I'm talking about those lazy ass faggots who will insist on driving to a store that's 900metres away instead of just fucking walking there.
You'd be boiling with frustration too, if half of your waking hours were wasted sitting in a metal cage sorrounded by equally frustrated niggers in metal cages all thinking collectively
>damn why all of these idiots didn't take the bus

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That's a BSO friend. Avoid it.
Take that money and look for a used bicycle instead.

What is bso

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Bicycle-shaped-object