/dixie/ — Southern US & Friends

Everyday im amazed at how absolutely retarded some westerners are

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Trojan re-awakening is upon us.

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don't you have an election to re-vote in or something rotfl

yet another dumb westerner
stinky dumb yankee scum

go yell in the mosque, turd ##############BUD#################

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every time you bitch about the west i'm amazed at how retarded and broken your country is

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ur bumhole is broken lawl

haha got 'em virginia

me and my asshole btfo by virgin

I want to be like this when I become a boomer

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It's a comfy life

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we are actually lot alike

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i shouldnt have made more coffee.. I went too far

>bog

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how do you guys make your coffee?
do you use any heavy machinery or do you make it turkish?
I make it in a moka pot

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got the braaps?

percolator

no nothing like that.. more like I just feel sick from too much caffeine.
got one of these

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you dont get braaps from too much caffeine? lucky

dont really like coffee but when i do have it its turkish coffee

nice

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I don't
My breakfast goes with cold whole milk

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I'm sure I do I just cant think about that atm.
t. 8 yr old

Milk is good for your bones

didnt had milk since i was a child.
if i have breakfast its with a shitload of tea

I have indeed never broken a bone despite a few occasions
But fuck I just love the taste with fresh bread
Don't even add chocolate

Goat milk accepted too

i can eat shitton of yoghurt and cheese in one sitting but one glass of milk and i feel bloated.
wonder why

What's goat milk like? I had goat cheese a while ago and it was 2stronk4me.

I drink 2-3L a week I'd say
This with all the cheese and yoghurt I don't lack anything dairy related

actually based

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It tastes the same as fresh goat milk, which isn't surprising I suppose
It's quite a light aftertaste but it's definily the same as the cheese so if you didn't like the solid one you won't like the liquid one

shhhhhhhh
i think I go through a gallon a week.. 3.8L*

moka pot

not really, its a good source of calories though

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I take calcium/mag vitamins for my needs.

Nice mang

I don't think that chart is incontestable. You'd have to take lifestyle by nation into account as well.

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i only approve drinking straight out of the cows tit

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stop doing pot you sodomite

Why is turkbud a bully

don't @ me

t. Mongol

He is an artist

...

youtube.com/watch?v=rutcoSAy2ow
wypipo dont know how to whish eggs lmao only the chef actually knew how to do it

im a t*rk
im quite mellow compared to other t*rrrrRRRRrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrRRrRRrRRRRrrrrKO's

he's frustrated by his poor choices in life and his complete lack of a future

agssually im lactose intolerant so not mongol, not sure how my body would react to natural milk though

no that's me haha

there is a town nearby here specializes in goat and cow dairy products.
Actual freshly squeezed cow milk is heavy as shit

what do you think lads
she sounds interesting to me

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there can be more than one worthless retard in the thread

gay nigger haha

>i like food
>american
fat as fuck

>i like food
She's your soulmate bruv

cat brought me chipmunk guts again
how do I explain to her that I don't eat those

no one knows.

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why won't you eat them

maybe you should instead appreciate you companions gifts more
its the act that counts not the gift

not entirely certain where the rest of the chipmunk is
guess I'll find out in a few days haha

you got brought the good stuff

just eat the guts and be happy your cat thought of you, you ungrateful fuck

same

i've never once met a boomer who could cook something that wasn't either overcooked meat or slop drowned in cream of mushroom soup

Are you talking about men or women? Boomer men can't cook but their wives can make some serious eats.

>but their wives can make some serious eats.
no

Yes

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Agree, but also disagree with the man part. My father showed me how to cook and was very particular and patient with all manner of dishes. Unfortunately mom was an awful cook that struggled to even toast bread.

everyone in my family but myself and my sister is a terrible cook and i'm the one who taught my sister

well look at you! very kind of you to pass it on.

Everyone in my family is at least a competent cook and we all got it from generations of experimenting and passing on knowledge.

>having a functional family
disgusting

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only the men in my family are decent cooks literall all women on both fathers and mothers side hate food

I wish...
what do they eat?

my mother is literally a slave-cook, cooking only quick and easy meals that she can prepare before dad and brother come from work/school but my dad cooks maybe once a week or less and he is the one who likes to experiment and actually makes nice food

vegetarian/vegan shit

I thought Dixie was the land of legacy and culinary obsession.

>vegans

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yeah exactly the same but i dont have a dad

it's also the land of inbred white trash

well that explains your brain damage, lack of nutrients in the womb

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Fair nuff

thinking about homm III lads

eeegggk.
most southern houses Ive seen have one or two people in them that can cook and other people are skilled with other things. also a lot has changed in the last 50 years. boomers dropped the ball. everyone in my grandparent's family could cook and shoot rifles with total perfection.

good think

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its not too bad when you live in a shithole everyone is an involuntary vegetarian anyway (since meat is too expensive)

go hunt some boars

zoo wee mama

hmm. well that sucks.

Alright lads

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