I... I have no black friend or white friend

I can be your friend, friend

please by my friend

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I need a smegma buddy

I know some words. Like ganbatte, ganbare, ganbaro, ganbaru and ganbarimasu.
What's the difference between them?

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oh, and ganbarimasho too

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Some apply to the person speaking, some to others, some to the whole group including the speaker, some are more polite, some less

W-what happened? What does the pic say?

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l'm unironically forgetting how to make friends with them

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Can't be friend with a lad living so far you can't hike/drink/hang out together.
So except you're ready to move to Switzerland, I'll never be your friend.

All the fags doing a long distance friendship don't know the meaning of friendship.

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shut the fuck up you impotent little yellow 'man'

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just get drunk with them every once in a while
I think that's how it works...

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Answer me please, what does she say?

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Cut this shit out or else

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I'll be your black friend user!

The Swizz are insectoid mountain krauts incapable of human emotions underlying such relationships as friendship.

c'est une bonne idee

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what are the candles on the head for?

Of course tomadachi of course youre my nakama now lets go and eat some sushi and talking of pop culture movies and entertainment fren

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i dont know, i need to see your boipussy first.

I see, you were that French user. *sigh*
Why are there so few real japanese here?

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you could also have gâteau au chocolat with them :D

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We will go the gym together and get swole and get all the women

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A bunch of weebs that post on Jow Forums travel to japan just to shitpost on here.

speaking French doesn't make him non-Japanese
not all of them are bad at foreign languages lol

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Do you like J.R.R. Tolkien or C.S. Lewis? If so, we can be friends.

l'd rather be with my fellow se Asian chocolatoids than be with les Japonais.
nice... or bacalau

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Is a reference for this character, pic related, from Junji Ito.

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OK, I have a serious question:
The new era is named Reiwa jidai 令和時代, officially translated as "era of beautiful harmony". But it seems the "Rei" part can also carry the sense of "order", and I've heard a lot of people got it in the sense of "era of ordonated harmony" and basically took it as an order or injunction: "be harmonious", and are somehow spooked or at least confused about it, despite the government denying it and using the official translation.
So: is all of this true? what's the general opinion? what's your opinion? is it a big deal and discussed?

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This, I spent a thousand dollars on a flight ticket, traveled for more than 30 hours, shitposted with a japanese flag from the airport and now I'm waiting for my flight. I regret nothing.

yummy
youtube.com/watch?v=Czc5sKgH1nM

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youtu.be/oJ4j3OaYM_k

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Shut the fuck up

God damn nigga

fucking based
the greatest meme song that ever was

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l've been listening to it lmao

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do you understand the pun in song and the title of the song?

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>So: is all of this true?
some say
>waaa hidden tyranny
but they are basically dumb nitpickers
>what's the general opinion?
generally favoied
>what's your opinion?
it sounds like rape
> is it a big deal and discussed?
not discussed, it's all almost transition tier

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you can be my fren japanbro. am white but live in black ghetto in chicago and all my frens are black, so if yo frend with me, inevitably you will have black frens too

>transition
*superstitious
it'd be superstitious to believe era name works on our mentality
exprime-moi?

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quer algo ("veut ail") sounds almost exactly like caralho

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>algo
*alho

let's eat Bacalhao together

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Why are you trying to bully us, user?
Did a Swiss bullied you?
If you ever came here, you would know you're wrong.
We just take time to trust people and become friends.

good idea!

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Reiwa 令和 means beautiful harmoney yes.
and 令 also means order yes.
Your knowledge is awesome.

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well, I know you guys are supersticious as fuck with all this blood types and divination shit

Tu ne crois pas en bloodtype divination? Soit plus ouvert svp

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go read Nobunaga no Chef, you guys

mangakakalot.com/chapter/nobunaga_no_chef/chapter_2

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it's just something I heard from some guy who's been speaking Japanese for more than 20 years

myanimelist.net/manga/48121/Kuneru_Marta
I want to read Kuneru Marta but they only translated the first three chapters

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l'm actually of side branch of the Oda clan

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No

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maybe you're nobunaga's reincarnation but you still don't know it
maybe you've been isekai'd

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based
please raise an army of peasant ashigaru, march on Tokyo, reinstate the shogunate and make Japan great again

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Nobbu is our Henri le bon
pls praise Nobbu
yes l will kill every B*ddhist and burn down all the temples and allow Christianity instead

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É Japão, onde nace a prata fina,
Que ilustrada será co a Lei divina.

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I'm both black and white be my friend and you will have everithing

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Your ancestor killed and enslaved lot of my ancestors. :(

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lmao I know that feel

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Gay thread

gay "country"

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user, it's hard to overcome racial or linguistic barrier.
Almost all of my friends used to be Koreans or Japanese when I lived in Europe.

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where did you live user?

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The Netherlands. I went to an international school. so no knowledge of Dutch. I wish I were more socially active and made non E. Asian friends.

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not being socially active and not speaking the local language can make things harder I guess....

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yeah even in school my English was poor, so I only hanged around with Koreans who also had the same problem.

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Sure you can, Japan.

did the Koreans speak Japanese or do you speak Korean?
you seem to write English very well, are you sure you're not just self-conscious about your accent while speaking pretty good?

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