/brit/

buying gf

Normally a new saloon car, ranging from bmw’s to vauxhalls

Its settled lads, SHALL be buying this.

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have you done your part for tommy today?

did you know that Richard Madden AKA Robb Stark is homosexual?

I didn't know that

The most obvious ones

We need more MtF Nazis

Why the fuck would you buy a datejust, that’s the fobbiest rolex

Have a word with yourself

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dont think he is

Gonna bounce these off the swarthy frogs head

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I'd like a go go on her power rangers, if you know what I mean

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we need more MILF nazis

unironically follow an instagram page that shows all of the undercover police/mobile speed cameras and other happenings etc.

undercovers come in many forms and sometimes in very unexpecting cars

Where you been diving mate?

not in his constituency

really?

he is, has a boyfriend and everything. Google it

I would honestly never have known

Off of the coast of Pensacola most recently

Dove the oriskany

is this thing about eu residents votes a joke? fill out the fuckin form and youd have been fine lol

Not crazy about beamers

It's just laying the ground work for explaining why Remoaners lost so badly. Everything is just propaganda these days it's so tiring.

Link?

If we’re talking German I’m more a Mercedes man or Passat man myself

It’s bimmers em

feeling a bit drunk to be honest

youtu.be/Ut0rqG2QL_w
CHOON

When are you not you fucking useless mick motherfucker

youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ

listening to this and having a glass of wine

Don't ever click on Youtube links posted in /brit/. Just thought I'd let you know.

Man don't care 'bout fathers
Man just care 'bout figures
Man don't care 'bout yards
Man just care 'bout Bimmers

That's correct, I did fuck your mother and she spawned you, ya goblino looking cunt

REMINDER:

“Mikey the pikey” is a poster previously known as “CEO of MICKED”

Makes my physically sick when yanks make news. Would like them all hung, drawn and quartered.

Believe me I do know.

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Get your tits out then

the best gimmick

>buying a Rolex ever

oh nononono

you'll be lucky big boy x

Still creasing at that pic of mikey

desuarchive.org/int/search/username/CEO of MICKED

Think the Yank might be on to something.

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It's queer how out of touch with truth women are. They live in a world of their own, and there has never been anything like it, and never can be. It's too beautiful altogether, and if they were to set it up it would go to pieces before the first sunset. Some confounded fact we men have been living contentedly with ever since the day of creation would start up and knock the whole thing over

no u

instagram.com/stopchecksuk/
birmingham/westmids based
all user submitted, they have 50 posts on their story every day

gabbo Gabbo GABBO

Go on xx
They say you are what you eat. Should have cut down in the spuds

but that was a yank

No it isnt

what's this about? have mikey and all yanks filtered

Mikey more NEET virgin in a dark room all day

The account is private.

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twitter.com/FreddieBailey96/status/1130895935381409792

He lies a lot so na

bout to go play some footy with the lads xx

yeah but i think they accept everyone

>the virgin statistics and 'evidence'
>the chad just say whatever you like

Alri

Just managed to STEP on a fucking bee and get stung without crushing in the process. Was just about to walk to the fucking polling station too. God this shit hurts more than I remember as a kid. Worst part is I feel more sorry for the bee since he was probably minding his own business and now he's fucking dead.

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Forgot the ™

It was a proxy, I promise Miley is CEO of MICKED

unfortunately developed a habit of smoking when i'm tipsy which isn't great at home
had a nice cig outside but wanted another

na thats the other lad

fart loading

that's the thing with little buggers isn't it, i'm not afraid of them, i'm just worried i'm going to accidentally smash them to pieces because i'm so hench in comparison

moni is so fucking cute

I'll give them a follow then.

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based alternative facts

Any money I'm not.

thats an rcmp car

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Just got accepted to FaZe clan

puttering at that hairline

Mickelodeon aka /eire/

27 years of no female contact will turn you into a tranny

he is soo lucky

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Mates want to do DMT although I am very curious how they respond to taking shrooms for the first time

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Still can't believe he topped himself. Genuine tragedy.

fake name fag

She's come a long way, actually. Like, if I were to just randomly walk past her in the streets, I wouldn't once even come close to thinking that she's trans.

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also unironically just messaged them a fake tipoff saying i saw 2 riot vans and 3 squad cars
bet they put it on their story haha

Some fella while drunk said he will suck the cuck (traveller slang for cock) off another man. He has been called suck the cuck ever since

Better to be anti-social than anti-sexual

Anyone know the follow-up to this story? Ribena tried to leverage meeting shippy for a discount on a merc, then shippy was going to get fired and feeling suicidal?
Struggle to care, and hope they both kill themselves, but feel like im missing central lore here.

>cuck (traveller slang for cock)
huh
imagine that

An undercover copper in a Corsa pulled me over and I couldn't stop smirking, what a fucking boy racer man

did he actually though?

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Yeah it was in the newspaper.

I'm not going to brit/feel/ but it seems like it was never established he off'd himself

Another one is dickey