/cum/ + friends

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I THINK IM GONNA GO TO HORTONS FOR A DONUT, WHAT KIND SHOULD I GET BUDS?

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bitch niggas

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Apple fritter

based

what is /cum/ anymore?

you should rip out your own eyes

this one is the peak

what’s wrong with apple fritters

Why aren't you voting yellow turban in 2020, again

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Beav Tail

WAKE ME UP

Thoughts on ale being an enemy of trans people?

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based. fuck trannies

ale would approve of this message

ENDED UP GOING WITH THIS, THANKS

imagine bullying someone who is actively trying to better themselves. sees a mental health professional to deal with their problems. starts working despite having strong feelings against doing so. this place is filled with bucket of crabs type people.

Work makes me want to skip it because of how disorganized this shit is run

;)

can't wait to laugh at this fat retard when he doesnt get elected today

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Tums never work

whats he running for?

hang yourself faggot

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faggot

he was based

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I had a chance to fuck a ftm tranny once and I’m upset I never took it

imagine defending ale of all people, the undisputed worst /cum/ poster and massive hypocrite.

>t. crab

can't find a link to the ep of 600lb life that aired yesterday

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doesn't change the fact that they are the worst poster and a hypocrite. Tbh anyone who posts garbage should get bullied

Wtf I thought ale was a supporter of the LGBTQIAPK+ community what a fucking hypocrit

>t. ale orbiter

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european parliament

here's a quick list (in somewhat chronological order) of some of the retarded things sargon has done in the past 5~ years

>bad grades in high school
>no post secondary
>was on welfare - complained it didn't pay enough, later deleted this video
>tried to make a crowd funded reverse tower defense indie game that failed horribly because he literally had no experience in any aspect of game development
>has one of the worst haircuts to ever exist
>called the alt right white niggers
>claimed to be 1/4 black, that his grandfather was black, people found a video of his parents who are totally white, later said his grandpa was not white but not subsaharan because he had straight hair, later said this was all a misunderstand and his grandpa has a tan/was a coal miner
>claimed to be taller than 6'2" - is 5'6'
>was caught on stream looking up rub and tug massage parlors
>was caught on stream being accused of hitting on trannies by his wife, then replying to her making excuses
>tweeted directly to jess phillips "i wouldn't even rape you"
>spammed homosexual interracial pornography on twitter to "troll" the alt right - was banned for this reason and said it was because of the "regressive leftist bias" of twitter
>debated with richard spencer - asked him things like "have you even read locke" and told richard spencer he couldn't possibly disagree, and that he just didn't understand what sargon was saying - richard spencer told him he was unintelligent, sargon eventually said he was tired and needed to leave, then did another hour long stream with his sycophants digesting the "debate"
>horshoe theory
>created liberalistism and the liberalists - had a public event at a pub where his fans chanted "Sargon" and shouted their battle cry of "free speech!" quickly abandoned this after a month or two
>joins defunct dying part ukip after nigel farage leaves it to form the brexit part

Mom stuck a fork right into daddy's shoulder

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darn?

pt2
>caught having a conversation with a ukip memeber, sargon says he had no interest in internal party politics, just wanted to join the part, the ukip member asks why not just vote for them why join the party, sargon says for the attention
>impulsively decides to run as MEP for ukip
>publicly ridiculed by nigel farage who said he sargon is a complete piece of shit - still compares himself to nigel farage as a peer in regards to protesters attending their events
>holds ukip events attended by 10-20 people
>recently interviewed on BBC, asked abuot his comments on raping jess philips, he claims this is a joke at the medias expense, and that the media has been harassing jess phillips by mentioning his comments to her which she would have never saw otherwise, despite him having tweeted at her directly "i wouldn't even rape you"
>when asked if he had been raped in this interview, claimed he had been sexually assaulted, he has never mentioned this ever prior - probably made it up on the spot to justify his joking about rape, much like when he claimed to be not black

he is one of the most smug pseudointellectuals to ever exist

anyone else here disowned or thinking of disowning their family?

please check my digits

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need to watch my fatkino

Why do you ask that si casually as if everyone should do it just because?

At what point in my life is my mom going to stop telling me to do things?

when you get a job

I am playing OSRS lol

hope you're doing well, user.

get off it bro
youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs

i don't care if the bi guy chose his other gf in first year of uni
youtube.com/watch?v=_GZlJGERbvE
welcome to jamrock

3 mexican midgets(not literally) are always are sitting in the bench i sit in
its annoying because they are always talking

well i finally got my amazon package
now i have two of these
amazon.com/Quoc-Viet-Foods-Beef-Flavored/dp/B000XDJU0A/
what do i do with TWO of those

Dolphin rape?

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youtu.be/tMPswM3KQsk

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have never bought anything from amazon

Noir male? That some male cologne shit?

I have a few hundred dollars of Amazon gift cards that I still haven't used

I've heard only humans and dolphins actually enjoy sex
Not sure how you could tell IDK

REEEEE

How do I get an African American BVLL bf?

give me one

Got a haircut today and there was crusted cum in my hair from yesterday's fap hahaha the poor barber

>t.

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>all women are sluts

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Sorry user, I'm going to use them eventually

I've had five (5) cups of coffee today, on a day where my hormones are already going crazy. This isn't going to end well for me is it?

The fuck-

have compassion for us poor anons :c

Are you a woman?

youtube.com/watch?v=_GZlJGERbvE

youtu.be/jAQQ1Vlk1nE

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What's it to you, burger?

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no one cares, go get attention on facebook.

are you Ale?

Si?

might make myself a spaghetti sandwich when i get home

ale why are you being so rude all of a sudden :'(

youtube.com/watch?v=SigLmniTaa0
Que súbale el agua, que lindo es!
Ae que súbale el agua.
El indio del agua, Tinyo Alawe.

OH NO!
MY BULLY IS FUCKING MY MOMMY!!!!

my best fap orgasms were cumming in the shower to my imagination

ale should be working at this hour, it's not her.

what the fuck is a spaghetti sandwich?
is this what the poor eat?

>Italian cuisine

imagining fucking your sister?!?

stop dancing

Hey it's me your bully

drank loads of coffee all day
does a number on my belly but it just makes me feel good and giddy

cause i just got my period.. :"/

modern mexican movies are better than modern hollywood movies tbqh