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>yank
>before 300
>shit image
>no edition
why the rush? cretinous little worm

anyone here ever choke a black person to death

youtu.be/QBV38QlmayU

got work in approximately 5 hours

new neighbours aren’t white

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currently inhaling a plate of crispy chips lathered in salt and vinegar and dipped into a small pool of thick juicy tomato sauce

>tfw no tranny gf

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youtube.com/watch?v=TEDKp74uKgY

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I'll be posting your thread.

impossibly grim

no but i reckon your mums probably choked on some black people

contemplated it for about 30 minutes and decided to just do it. finally choked that black person to death.

have given up looking to the future and just live day to day now

can't get a logo i've been working on to look right

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Hey, soggy arse. Stop posting early news or I'll bust your shitlips with a slap

Good morning lads. Another boring day at the mental ward.

Need my knackers busted.

even downy girls have it better than us

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alri lachy mate whats for tea today

Aye /brit/'s a bit slow around now, all the toilsmen are going off to bed

we're all in here lad

speak for yourself

>all those likes on the left
i cannot comprehend normies, are they all autistic?

>down syndrome

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lad there isnt a women in the world that cant find a man to have sex with her, although we both know that isnt the same for men. I reckon that says more about men then it does about women though

Send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave

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Wakefield? soft town

Not sure. I'll fill out the menu when I get out of bed.

Finally decided to get the bee on a little bit of card and put him down just outside my back door. Left a little jar lid full of apple juice for him, he seems to be drinking it. No more bee posts tonight but I'll have a look in the morning and see if he's dead or just fucked off (or miraculously survived AND stayed).

bet nobody would shag monni

The nurse thought I was dead this morning when she came in. As she couldn't see me breathing. God I wish that were true.

somebody already did mate

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dont forget to tell the 40 y/o milf you’re coming to pound her fanny

nose is absolutely full of snotters

Cheer up Lachy ole pal, I’m sure you’ll be out in no time.

>most of my mates girlfriends think I'm gay
help

proper sick how the penis fits right in the vagina

best order from maccys for under £4

go

rape them all

mine dont

hi Nuggets

catch a bison in front of them

Classic signature meal on an employee discount card. Coke of course.

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4 cheeseburgers

I wish lad. It would be my first time.

the bunner

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1x cheese burger
1x chicken fillet
1x small fries
1x get a job you poor cretinous worm

what a mongy looking cunt

veggie wrap

>employee discount card
grim grim grim grim grim

1 apple pie
1 doughnut
1 mcflurry

good starting base that is lad, keep things moving and you’ll have her mouth round your willy in no time

t. shagger

Which one do you mean by "chicken fillet"?

God has given me an exceptionally large penis but He has also made it crooked. I'll never be able to go balls deep in a normal woman (also because I'm ugly af)

I would.

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boutta finna dabba detective pikachu

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any lads want to bounce on my willy

leftypol
rorke

black tea

show me

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as in pull a fat girl or go all apache on a wild north american bison?

going to bed lads

every time i see my extended family i just come out of having an experience that makes me cringe for years to come. literally never letting my mom or aunt dupe me into seeing those people ever again. i only want to see those people at funerals, if even that.

how crooked?
Mine's fairly large but also curved, have never had sex so I don't know if it will fit in properly

Me on the left
Emma Watson on the right

You do know that we wanted to fight together with you against the Bolsheviks, don't you?

Gay

me? yeah i get the odd (you)

"Up the apples and pears to Bedfordshire" as my nan used to say.

its really not that simple

it will fit eventually but you need the right woman and lots of lube, I'd rather get a honest handjob desu

janman wouldn't like it

It is

keep being ghosted by girls after they see me naked

Mental how people glorify the past when mid evil England had more murders in a day than the entire continent of africa has in a year in modern times.

prefer a dishonest handjob me

So if May resigns, how long until you get a new PM? I know nothing of how British government works.

*mocking and campy german accent*
you do know zat ve vanted to FIGHT TOgeffer wiv you against ze *spits* BOLSHEVIKS, zon't you?

keep seeing naked ghost girls

Alexa play that song from Shrek

Literally just found out sam of lotr was in the goonies

Why? Small winker?

3 more sleeps until the first european election results

>mid evil England

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>me on the right
>emma watson on the left

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B-But next time we fight together, right??