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life as an 18 yo male virgin edition

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if you don't like guns, you're a homosexual (or equivalent)

im smoking again

ive seen smoking fucks your chances of passing lol

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do you like fortnite?

lot's of stupidity here can't even imagine what this place was like before I showed up
just follow my lead, alright kids?

The concept of "sexuality" is nonsense. There are reproductive entities with reproductive desires that result in reproduction and then there are deviants.

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i was going to make a joke about you dropping out of highschool but im too lazy

>lot's

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smoking is nice as fuck
don't do it often as I just like it too much
a nice pack of american spirits and beer while playing pool is cozy as

stop smoking

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pls don't vote for Pete Buttigieg
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FUCK I need to get laid

YANG GANG

"lot is"
are you stupid or something?
do I need to hold your hand and teach you the alphabet?
do you need a pacifier?
did you wet yourself?
want some mushy food and breast milk?
got a tricycle?
putting together a lego building for your age group (those big ones)?
dick not working, no hair down there?

Is everyone on this board underage

ebin Sodom and Gomorrah reference

>just graduated from uni
>starting grad school next year (my program starts next summer)
>no reason to be worried about anything
>can relax at home all day
So why am I so fucking anxious? I literally can't pin down what it is, but I've got like butterflies in my stomach and it's really uncomfortable. On top of that, it makes me feel on edge and like I need to get up and walk around for no reason. It was manageable when I was in school because I kept busy with schoolwork + my board position in my club, but right now it's just annoying me and it sucks because the way I try to get rid of the annoying feeling is by eating or snacking and I can tell that I'm gonna get fat during this next year if I can't find a way to get rid of the feeling or keep myself busy somehow. Help me bros.

a good portion is

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same
just an anxious person and come from a long line of anxious people
my lot in life regardless of what I do really
unless you do meme drugs

Giles Corey, bloody and gory.
we will redress your wrongs.
Bloody and battered, nothing matters.

All I ever have is alcohol, and even then I don't drink super often.

how often do you exercise

Not very often. Should I pick up some sort of physical activity?

yeah you should

never played it
i want to but its impossible for me :c

it helps yeah
it won't cure it though
as does having things you do daily and a schedule

Just watched John Wick (the first one) with a friend for the first time and it was really frickin good. The plot was kind of generic and predictable, but the action scenes were very high tier and made up for the lack of deep plot. I mean just watch this.
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why dont you just accept the body as you have and be gay and seek relationships with guys? Lets be real without serious surgical intervention things won't change and even if you had the money for it honestly most times people don't pass anyway, or only for a very brief window of time before age happens

Reading the Bible for the first time atm
Currently up to Numbers

why don't you try shutting the fuck up

normies are usually impressed with Ecclesiastes

Nice. I prefer I WANNA FEEL I WANNA FEEL I WANNA FEEL I WANNA FEEL I WANNA FEEL I WANNA FEEL LIKE I FEEL WHEN I'M ASLEEEEEP personally.

i gotta watch 2 and 3, really enjoyed 1 but too bad im not a movie guy

I haven't gotten to that one yet

>I live in the city and have no reason to own a chainsaw
lol what, you dont' ever drive in the woods or go camping?

I ruin everything I get my bony hands on

for me its lucky strikes or marlboro
aliceposter? youre the worst person to talk about usage od words lol

whats the song in that clip

it says in the title of the clip

idc lol

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i'm fond of a moderately hairy muff

thanks for reading for me

get back to work wagie

If Black Wing counts, then CAN'T RELATE, CAN'T RELATE TO ANYONE, I CAN'T RELATE TO AAANYOOOONE

Nat Sherman originals for me. American Spirits make me smell too bad.

yeah
do as i say not as i do

Yeah I'm not big into movies either, I only watch them if the waifu or a friend wants to watch something with me. I prefer TV because it gives more time to flesh out the characters in depth.
First part is in the title of the video, second part is here
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>I live in the city and have no reason to own a chainsaw

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already done for the day less than 3 hours and $200 dollarinos richer

I haven’t fucked a girl with a full muff in two years. Sad!

would rather swallow a gallon of cum than a gallon of spit

Hola from across the pond.
I was a virgin until 21, I had ample chances but I'm semi autistic and self sabotaging. I went through the entirety of university and then another 18ish months.
Eventually after a pretty deep spell of depression and self loathing, including fairly heavy alcohol abuse, heavy smoking and drugs, I now have a loving girlfriend who wants a family and I only smoke on weekends when she can't see and do drugs every now and again.
I still have an alcohol problem, but there is hope.
If a retard like me can do it, so can you.

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read a post written by homosexual fairy fingers

a dishonest relationship is not a healthy one

>Hola from across the pond.
seriously what's wrong with these "people"?

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How old are you? Basically once you're over 30 and don't have a gf/wife youre past the point of no return, I have had many short term gfs and some casual sex, but i will probably spend most of my life in solitude.

I didn't mean it as an insult btw, i hope someday prosthetics get to the point where everyone can have a strong youthful body set to their own specification but the tech isn't there yet

what, you want me to read your posts?

thank~

practice your english more, macmed

>18
lol, wait until you get older lad, eventually you don't care tho

based retard

imagine not owning a chainsaw lmao

What music spurred this cringe response

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Just out for a rip, are you bud?

>lad
fuck off retard. /cum/ is a "bud" only general

might go for one tomorrow Tbh

canucks also known as can't-fucks

what kind of loser doesn't own a soxhlet extractor

My cat died today and my dog has already his place in raping mom's slippers

I'm more of an english myself, not some ignorant yank

What kind of loser doesn't do their own dental work LMAO

fuck yeah bud
we fucked your white house pretty good back in the day :)

I am honest and so is she, I am attractive but very clearly not a social achiever and she is somewhat unattractive, but I love her all the same.
We have been together for three years now and I am almost 25, and I genuinely think that without her I would be worse of in so many ways.
My addictions would have probably worsened my health with no one to correct them, and I wouldn't have achieved half of what I have with no one to push me.
I used to want to die alone deep down and I really believed love was a lie, but it is not, it is something you have to find someone to share it with and you are then set for life.
All this bearing in mind I have very very few real friends and I am very limited socially, although somewhat handsome, so possibly my experience will not mirror yours.

>>>/brit/
>>>/reddit/

when i went out to the woods yesterday there was a murder of crows in a circle surrounding a lone tree

>we fucked your white house pretty good back in the day :)
you mean brits?
yeah there was like twenty non-french people in canada then

based

apartment, color, humor, ground floor

you're just jealous your women are all canadian cock servicers

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hey why did the Argentine Navy need a submarine?

to retake the falklands

want to hit up my dealer but also dont want to interact with anybody right now

Trudeau is a chad

Keep smoking.

no
to see the rest of the Argentine Navy

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