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alri N’gok’jkol-ivat, how goes the intergalactic crusade

their steps stain this grotesque slumbering night, I can hear their nails scratching on my door and their pineal glands yearning for my kidneys

get nervous and aroused around black lads

Reckon this mickaloid thinks he's a modern James Joyce

normal for a yank, no worries

>
⊑ ?

gonna go get an ice cream lads

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>mickaloid
but I'm from Ghana

gonna go get an arse cream pie lads

leftypol's having a breakdown

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streamable.com/uj42n

blog on

awọn orilẹ-ède jẹ aṣiwère

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i am:
-counsel housed
-violent
if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best xx
ta

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nah mate I’ve already told you, she’s not into you
best leave it to the shaggers yeah?

These girls ain't really violent, they're way too used to being hit back.

ပိတျထားသင် wank တက် fuck ဆိုတဲ့

When you (You) a yank you're (You)ing Israel

Screaming. No way are either of those posts real.

Swelling in my lip appears to be spreading. A concerning development :-/

nice rack

Now then.
What's this?

Ùn aghju micca brama micca

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THAT'S IT!
YOU PEOPLE HAVE STOOD IN MY WAY LONG ENOUGH!
I'M GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE!

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you seriously think so? post a pic of your quadrichebs then haha

n-word!

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תסתמי את הפה באמריקה. אתה גוי פתטי ללא מטרה בחיים, אלא לשרת את היהודים

>Whether Wilson truly consents to his semi-regular touring schedule since the 2000s is a subject of debate among fans.[197]In a 1999A&Ebiography, Ledbetter stated: "We more or less decided that if he's going to stay in the music business, there's a certain way you stay in the music business, and it's not by making an album every ten years, and just throwing it out." Ginger Blake, a family friend formerly of the Honeys, characterized Wilson as "seemingly is in a fairly good place, but that's not the real Brian Wilson, that's the Brian Wilson who's become complacent and basically surrendered."[198]When asked about negative comments written in Wilson's 2016 autobiography, Mike Love responded: "He’s not in charge of his life, like I am mine. His every move is orchestrated, and a lot of things he's purported to say, there’s not tape of it. But, I don’t like to put undue pressure on him, either, because I know he has a lot of issues."[199][nb 2]

>In 2011, after speaking to some of Wilson's acquaintances, biographerJon Stebbins speculated that "Working in the studio and especially touring is not really his choice. His handlers, managers, and wife insist that he work. It's all a bit Landy-like when you look behind the curtain." Although Wilson often says that he enjoys touring, Stebbins writes of a "recent interview [where he was asked] what he disliked the most about touring, Brian replied that it was going on stage and performing. ... Upon hearing Brian say that, his 'handler' quickly reminded Brian, through a fake smile, that he loved performing."[197]

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>quadrichebs

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mate
she's 16 you fucking filthy little nonce you
wrong'n xx
ta

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אני לא רוצה לזיין את הבחורה שאתה מדבר עליה

This your mum

abc.net.au/news/2019-05-24/11144316
>A Canberra judge has urged parents to supervise their children's internet use, after sentencing a man who claimed to have become addicted to child pornography when he was exposed to it at the age of 13.
that's not any of you lads, is it?

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kinderporno is bedoel vir volwassenes nie vir kinders nie

Hey, hey
I'm council housed and violent
I'm laughing at the tyrants
I'm sleeping under sirens
Whilst wondering where the time went
I'm scum, I'm scum, yeah
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey

I sing at fascists 'til my head comes off
I am Dennis Skinner's molotov
I'm lefty, I'm soft
I'm minimum wage job
I am a mongrel dog
I'm just another cunt
I'm scum, I'm scum, yeah
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey

I don't care about the next James Bond
He kills for country, queen and god
We don't need another murderous toff
I'm just wondering where the high street's gone
'Cause I'm scum
I'm scum, yeah
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey

loose lips sink ships pal

business idea: starting begging in the streets of Shenzhen and other up and coming Chinese cities as a huwhitu piggu

m.youtube.com/watch?v=eK927kBtxqY

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xze said it wasn’t big enough? aww mate, don’t think about it too much xze was a right astroslag anyway, likely taken parsecs of cosmic cock in her eons I reckon

煮豆燃豆萁 zhǔ dòu rán dòu qí
漉菽以為汁 lù shú yǐ wéi zhì
萁在釜下燃 qí zài fǔ xià rán
豆在釜中泣 dòu zài fǔ zhōng qì
本是同根生 běn shì tóng gēn shēng
相煎何太急 xiāng jiān hé tài jì

>kinderporno

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for me? it's a free, autonomous, and independent Kurdistan

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Just had a strange epiphany

Was thinking back to when I was a teenager about 15 and me and my mates would hang out at this girls house because she let us smoke weed there and her mum would leave her all alone there for days while she stayed elsewhere. We knew where her mums dildos were and always used to play with them joking about but its just occurred to me how she knew where her mums dildos were and how close they were to where she slept (she slept in her mums room when her mum werent there) and how she very likely used to use those same very dildos, and they were right there in my hands loool In fact now that I think about it I cant shake how fucked it was that we just used to play about with dildos that had been up inside our friends mums haha

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я нiкoлi нe мeў cябpoўкy

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I fucking hate yanks, can I join this place?

might be getting banned lads

much powerful 11/10 Best New Povertykino

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t. PTSD having military veteran who couldn't find a reason as to why he killed innocent sandpeople other than some Kurdistan bollocks

>America is a distilled and improved version of Great Britain, hence why our forefathers named their country "New England". They believed it to be a better and god-given land than the one they had previously left.

Thoughts on this?

why is this lad posting in different languages with a VPN, trying to conceal his location is he?
think he's up something i do
shifty little creature he is

looking forward to his esoteric chevards and conniptions later today

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>пяcoк нeгpы
>нявiнны

Orgasm has interesting effects on the brain though. They can be referred to as a "whole brain" event. All systems are affected.

Not arguing for simple sexual gratification but rather there is more there than meets the eye.

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Same! Can't wait!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hmmmmmmm...ponderin a ponder here ponderously
>away from brit
well balanced, heathy diet, normal sleep cycles, productive af

>spending anything more than 30 minutes on brit
horny, smelling of piss and smeg, eat fatty foods, stay up late, depressed and pissed at self

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It's absolutely none of your business

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green hands authored this post

youtube.com/watch?v=qLgrTk7Gr38
just a perfect day...

I was told once that you can't feel pain when you orgasm(you can I've tried this)

lubing my pipe up for a massive wank

What is it "Weekenders on our own".
Who the fuck are weekenders?

bored lads

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did you know that when women transition into men they have horrible cramps every time they orgasm?
no? well you learn something new everyday don't you you little cunt

Foy

Any ideas for a good midnight snack lads?

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Feel like the female orgasm absolutely mogs ours. When I finish it just feels great for 10 seconds then life continues. Had women orgasm so powerfully they just completely shut down and just lie there quivering for a minute. Hardly seems fair.

Warm milk and cookies

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How's it work the other way? You chop your knob off and then....when you get horny, nothing happens? Must feel terrible, like being unable to scratch an itch.

Best way for a 'cide then

cheese and pepperoni toasted to make an amateur pizza

>sargon wears air max 95s

Would happily drench him in a мoлoчный кoктeйль.

Perhaps but there's a lot of uncertainty with the female orgasm: how long will it take, what will it feel like. Very little consistency between women or even within the same woman. Plus there is the still-unanswered question of what the female orgasm represents physiologically.

fucking christ just one conversation with a stereotypical yank valley girl was enough to put me off my romanticisation of american women

what an insufferable voice aghh

>amateur pizza

My green hand

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youtube.com/watch?v=iYLosOtsjLM

respond me, or i'll go West countries.

just makes em more likely to get preggers innit. they deliberately dildo lifestock to orgasm when they artificially inseminate them to increase chance of conception

My Scythian brother.

shhhhhhhhh be very quiet

dan is sleep

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What do you have against using prepositions, friend?

POOOOO

Bullshit, Scythian are iranian. We're sclavs. It's like germans but slavs.

Let me pet it

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Can’t find anything on the British election returns and the polls closed hours ago.

What preposition do you mean my friend?

what's the difference between ukrainians and iranians
aren't you both steppe aryans