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I am the cowboy edition

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Having a comfy lunchtime watching a Louis Theroux ep

>Alfred Thayer Mahan
>Christopher Wren
>Edmund Roberts
>Ernest Hemingway
>Charles Maurras
>Andrew Jackson
>Nathaniel Macon
like these names but I'm not rich enough to give them to my sons

A link would go down well with this rizla of mine, thanks.

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>I won passes to Cineplex and I was telling the person who gave me the tickets that I cried during Endgame.

>She told me, "So did I, but that's okay. I've seen it four times and cried every time. We've been hanging out with these characters for 11 years. That's longer than any relationship I've been in."

>I mean, when we look back on our own character arcs from 2011 to now, (or 2008 to now) my kids were toddlers. I was still married. Look at how far we've come, by taking inspiration from Iron Man, or Jon Snow, or Ant-Man, or Daenerys, or even Strong. Look at our failures, and the times we've got back up, or the times we've been lying on the ground, literally or figuratively bleeding, and these screen people say "hey there friend, this is what it looks like. We can do this. I believe in you!"

>that's fucking real.

>I mean realistically, thousands of Redditors have died of natural or accidental causes since the pilots of these shows. We're still here, for some reason.

>I really hope that you'll be okay, my friend.

Happy to mate
Was just watching the open adoption in the US one, watching the anorexia one now:
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Finished the bbq lunch lads.

Yeah nice, how was it?

>bbq
like smoked meats and vinegar sauces or grilled meats?

Yummy. I had 4 sausages, corn, cucumber, tomato, onions and tomato sauce.

Thanks, I see "Theroux Under The Knife" there, I'll give that a watch.

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I'm going back out soon to get into the fruit

Hello /brit/
I am studying British English on my own way, without stupid teachers who thinks they know when does not. Everything goes well, this language actually is pretty simple to learn, although I still commit many errors (I bet I made some over here) or it takes me too long to create a simple sentence because I've not studied grammar too enough.
Do someone knows about a website to learn grammar and syntax without download phone apps or pay money?

Btw, I've dedicated many hours into British phonemes, thus I put myself in action watching the whole Harry Potter saga in order to see if I might understand what they are saying, I don't have any trouble with Harry or Hermione, but Ron and his family... Holy shit, they talk like if they have food into their mouths. Someone tell me I'm not the only one that thinks so, please.

sounds good mate, very good

End of month bbq is based. Why would you want to leave.

>Ron and his family... Holy shit, they talk like if they have food into their mouths. Someone tell me I'm not the only one that thinks so, please.
yeah that's fair

>British English
cringe and decolonialpilled
>American English
based and slavpilled

not a fan of this post, particularly in /brit/

>Do someone knows about a website to learn grammar and syntax without download phone apps or pay money?

How about Jow Forums, i'm liking it.

right sorry it was in jest bro

all good mate you're alright, have a good one

black nigger killer

who are all these femchinks going to expensive UK universities? are they millionaire heiresses?
dette er veldig bra. fortsette

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Women need to be locked up

Hospital life lads. Thank you pay taxer.

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After school course of english i knew only Hi my name is Boris, London is the capital of Great Britain, i'm russian spy, nice to meet you.
But i wanted to talk with world so i took grammar textbook of Myrthy and started to write short messege on Jow Forums like Hi, me Borat, i like it, wanna get culture lessons, jews are evil.

Purdue Owl is a website with a lot of information about English reading, writing, and formatting, it even has a large and comprehensive section for ESL students, all for free with no app needed.
It's American though so it will skew toward American spelling and style rather than British. It's worth a look though


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no worries

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>who are all these femchinks going to expensive UK universities? are they millionaire heiresses?

Probably. Or from queen's family.

good shit
perfect moisture level, required only one wipe
excellent size, my ringpiece is still tingling
low effort, it slid right out
good shit

What you in for?

I used Duolingo.

stayed in his room for four days straight

Which liberal arts college?

By the way i was surprised by the westerners. There is opinion here they are good, polite people with good manners.

I use duolingo for French

Might go out in the courtyard and colour in.

To learn English?

Hey Lachie! Does the colouring in have to do with different colours for your mood and stuff? Watched my mate do it and he took it home with him when he got out

duolingo is a perfectly good starting point

Can you understand this
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meant for

never once saw muffins on the menu
had a banging apple pie and custard though

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Yeah, though it's not really good way. It's better to use Myrthy grammatical textbook, read BBC, and have fun with lads on Jow Forums.

No, i don''t understand it. There is spoken practice probably.

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EXPLAIN YOURSELF GB

Dont hurt yourself hun xx

Most native speakers can't even understand that man. You speak good English.

Whats your native language, Russian or Ukrainian?

hello

hello mate

im getting a panang curry

sounds good, I'm watching louis theroux then grabbing a coffee

i dont drink coffee
dont want to get addicted

hmm okay
I only have one a day lad it's lovely, really gets me going

Both that's very similar tongues. My dad speaks ukrainian and i'm speak russian for example.

fair enough i just dont want to need them to have to get up in the morning

coffee makes me poo

>i'm speak russian

Where are you from? Donetsk Oblast?

don't blame people that do myself, busy world we live in
Here's an interesting fact for you lad: Did you know people in Melbourne on average have their morning coffee an hour before people in Sydney do?

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back from toil

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yeah good aye

Nuh, i'm from kievan area, and all my ancestors are from it.

>i'm speak russian

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how easy would it be for not the best looking brit to shag a qt ukranian?

Thanks, I am going on the right way at least...

Good one, I'm going to call all of my Instagram friends and will tell them about this wonderful place~

I'll take a look.

Duolingo?... My normie mates have told me about it, Is it really good?
I used to visit cambridge site to consult the meaning and correct pronunciation of the words. Is it similar?

I thought Kiev was all Ukrainian speakers nowadays, especially for younger generations.

Racists used to get milkshake-ducked, and now they’re ducking milkshakes.

A lot to think about!

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I don't know to be honest but i guess it wouldn't be too hard. Girls from here likes EU passports especially english. London is kinda considered fashion city if you know what i mean.

Very easy

Yo stop the thread a minute, I got something to say
/brit/, I wanna tell you this shit right now, while this fucking weed is in me

your thoughts on this area?

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Jump in front of a moving vehicle while you're at it

i'm a fascist

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where's my curry-buying friend gone?

that where your ancestors are from?

Fucking forgot to bring a fork to work. Gonna look like a goose in the tea room eating my lunch with a plastic fork.

ah they you are
no good with the fork scenario

wahey wacky bruce at it again

Might just yoink one if i see a good one

Nuh, ukraine is like Ireland, more than 70% of population speaks russian. Though it's not a big deal. It's just, well, kinda just forms of Old Rus language. Russian, ukrainian... it's just names. We could say that russian speak strange ukrainian and ukrainian speak strange russian.

hate girls who have princess complexes and expect to be treated like they're in a fucking romance movie
love girls who want to be degraded and abused by daddy

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hate women. period. full stop.

just woke up
is maccas brekkas on yet?

Not specifically. but they were russians from that area.

24 hour maccas brekky here

genuinely cringe at the very notion of having slavic ancestry
really just gross

I've never been to there, i don't have any thoughts.

whats on your brekky menu?
You got mcgriddles?

ahh shit man need to get meself down to australia

no one cares you fucking prick

if you throw a milshake at me i will personally gouge your eyes out with my fingers

be quiet jan

hashbrowns
bacon and egg mcmuffin
sausage and egg mcmuffin
ham and cheese pocket
mega mcmuffin
hotcakes
english muffin
i think mcgriddle