Is there any life more pathetic than that of the european?

Yeah and now we have rovers on mars while you and all your friends are overdosing on krokodil to cope with your crippling poverty you fucking gopnik faggot

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>Is there any life more pathetic than that of the european?

Yes. Russian.

Prove me wrong.

But you have open, undeveloped, cheap land and no one gives a shit what you do on it. You could go create something new for yourself. Even if you go your entire life never doing anything like that, you know in the back of your mind that you have that option, and that gives you more freedom than any yuro will ever know.

HahahahahahahahhAhahaha recently graduated from software engineering and started with 70,000usd after tax

Code monkeys dont need to go to university here. Thats why its so cheap.

Don't forget his language sounds like Microsoft Sam

I know, feels bad. Maybe put in a word for me so I can go to McDonald's and get a greencard.

>land of the free can't collect rainwater
>pay 30 000 to get a broken leg fixed.
>drown in student loan debt till the day you die.
>have third world level crime rates
>have people literally shitting on the street.
>have the highest poverty rate among first world nations.
>have a fucking opiate epidemic.

Cope you seething mutts.

Enjoy your comfortable cage.

>be American
>gets bantered
>spams about how superior your country is
Do Americans really do this?

euros do the same thing
>well we have free healthcare
>we don't get shot

>pay 30000$ every four years to get other people's legs fixed
>if I need my leg fixed pay a substantial deductible because I am so "well off"

dumbass. im going back to vietnam. you can do pretty much anything you want there, as long as you have about $10 for bribe money. fuck this shithole

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I can choose from 28 different countries to live in with no paperwork. How is that a cage? And half of the shit you said is plain wrong. Everyone can afford a car, its just not worth it in cities. Starting a company isnt particulary hard either.
And
>muh eu regulating everything!

Eu mostly standardizes regulation already in place. So you only need to know one retarded law instead of 28.

alright have fun

Wish I was american desu, you can't do anything in this nanny state shithole. Yes we are first world and rich, but only politicians and the rich upper class reap the benefits while the average person is a wageslave drone who's forced to pay half their income in taxes to fund a shitty, barely functional healthcare system and gibs for former islamic fighter-turned-rapist mohammed and his 20 children.

fuck you

holy shit i'm so glad i have the chance to work in lithuania

>only politicians and the rich upper class reap the benefits while the average person is a wageslave drone
You are describing every first world country in existence

That's pretty much what life in the US is like too.

kek it's not even close, they pay 2x our taxes. Healthcare isn't even a problem if you have employer benefits

Based

rude

All products of personal responsibility. I know the concept of actually having the freedom to make decisions and the consequences of them, whether positive or negative, can't be understood by someone living under the 5th reich.

Wow, your choice of 28 different flavors of oppressive micronations! How delightful.

I really doubt that software engineers don't have to go to university

both you niggas stole german technology in the first place. If one of you wouldnt have done it there would be no race at all and the other one would get completely btfo. The head of NASA even was nazi kidnapped straight from Germany

>oppressive
Imagine believing this

>nobody would have figured it out if we hadn't done it for them
>not even with a massive wartime budget

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Money doesn't create scientists

well than why did you kidnap 1600 people from Germany?

It created computers and every single component of software and hardware in your computer today.

because you were trying to figure out nuclear weapons and rocket technology and we were also trying to figure it out so we stole your scientists

Why doesn't germany innovate in space anymore? Where are your space launches? innovations like reusable rockets?

Reminder there is less social mobility by many metrics in burgerland because the poor stay porr and the rich get richer.

I pity you.

You guys are alright.

Based freedom loving patriots.

Government gives me money for existing. Also free healthcare.

But you need scientists to come up with that. If you have no scientists, no amounts of money will ever change that.

Exactly. Your value is not based on actual value, just that you eat and shit like an animal.

yeah, you could be an American that has data cap on their internet and get constantly spied on by their ISP and receive warnings telling you to stop pirating stuff.
All while wageslaving for 8 hours a week to make ends meet and barely be able to afford rent because your parents kicked you out when you turned 18 because "MUH INDEPENDENCE"
While also having to pay dozens of dollars a year for university education and engage in a 20 year long college debt
Oh and better not get sick or injured because that will be 20k bucks for your medical expenses. Break a leg? Time to pay

But hey at least you have guns and uhh... freedom I guess?

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ESA is a pretty integral part of astro-development, especially Italy and Germany

Why in the heck do you think our forefather's came to America?... it wasn't just to have the negroids pick our cotton.

>8 hours
days*

OP was shot shortly after making this post. He will be remembered

we do have scientists

Yes but nobody can tell for sure that America could've come up with turbofans and rocket engines had they not imported krauts to do the job for them. Just saying that having a massive budget doesn't necessarily breed progress on its own.

this is unironically true
and this absolute level of cope is the proof

>Healthcare isn't even a problem if you have employer benefits
Employers usually pay your premiums with your wage.

Life is so unfair, I want to be a rich American who parties all the time drinking Budweiser from those funny red cups, fucks thots and votes for God Emperor Trump. Spring Break, WOHOOO!

Literally nothing in the OP post is true for Bulgaria except we do have too much regulation. Low population, all the land you could want, 10% flat tax on personal and corporate income across the board, gorgeous nature all around

if this kind of thing make more money than me. then im ok for not being american

youtube.com/watch?v=HpPUUWp5sO4

There are of course IT jobs that require university education. But your run of the mill programmer aswell as system administrators are an aprenticeship.

NASA hasn't done shit for the past 25 years because it's underfunded. In the 60s it's budget was massive and we sent tons of shit into space.
Employers pay 80% of your premium and then they take the other 20% away from your paycheck, companies get really good deals on insurance policies because they buy thousands of them in bulk. I don't think that's enough to offset 50% income tax

America is the oppressive policestate with a gigantic surveilance system and trigger hapy cops. Next time they strip search you at the airport think about how free you are.

Money means nothing to me.

NASA is also corrupt as fuck

>corrupt
what do you mean? Because it gives money to private space companies?

No European country spend this much in healthcare. Your system is broken. 200$ for bag of ice

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