Kind of curious, what do Brazilians do when they come home from work/school etc and they see this in their living room? do they shuush them away like stray cats? do these things bite?
Kind of curious, what do Brazilians do when they come home from work/school etc and they see this in their living room...
Brody Howard
Josiah Perry
that make me incredibly uncomfortable. what the fuck are they
James Green
just leave them there. they kill the little lizards and mice
Kevin Bailey
we just shuush away like stray cats
Owen Allen
Can they get aggressive though? and how fast are they?
Noah Foster
they make sup whit that
Brandon Gomez
They're wall frens
Kayden Edwards
they can attack you if u irritate them, and they are fast as fuck these things reproduce like rats, its common in my city find one in the streets because i live in a rural
Jace Clark
>they are fast as fuck
damn that is kinda scary. I suppose the ones on my pic are sort of huge compared to how large the average Gecko is, kind of like here
Easton Turner
I actually like the ones like in the picture you linked. They usually only appear in hot summer nights, to eat mosquitos, if you live in a house.
I don't even know what's the thing on OP's, though. That1s a proper monster as far I'm concerned.
Ian Wright
You shoot it, unless you are a city faggot.
Even your dog, depending on the dog, can kill it.
But if you dog is a city faggot this happens:
youtube.com
kkkkkkkk
Colton Richardson
Some user said this pic was taken in Brazil a while ago, dunno could be a different LATAM country though
holy fuck THEY CAN RUN ON TWO LEGS????
Jason Taylor
yeah, id nope too
Mason Allen
I thought this was common knowledge? Some lizards can traverse water by sprinting it across in 2 legs.
Aaron Bailey
Joshua Bennett
Btw, not the topic of the thread but I love to see this dog getting fucked:
Jason Howard
so you shoot around in your living room?
Dominic Young
Nolan Thompson
Lizards are creepy as fuck. Look at his face, you can't tell what he's thinking.
Ayden Cox
"Momma, 'nodda gaddo got in da house!"
Owen Hall
Never needed to.
Well, not with a fire arm. I shoot cockroaches with a pellet gun around the house, but let's say my parents didn't liked the idea that much.
Julian Miller
What even is that, I never saw a gecko that big in my whole life. The small ones are benign though, they eat dangerous spiders and such animals.
Kayden Ross
Adrian Kelly
Old lizards look like Goannas, or at least some Brazilian variety of monitor lizard. If they're anything like our Goannas they won't bother you and you should be able to get them to leave by gently prodding them with a broom or whatever.
They will fuck you right up if you piss them off though.
Leo Kelly
i would feed them
Ethan Nelson
They're tasty when fried.
Luis Jackson
Nobody raised them as pets in Brazil?
Alexander Barnes
well this thread was surprisingly educational
Jose Smith
Someone prolly is
Jacob Williams
that's some New Vegas shit
Nathaniel Wood
fucking dudes in the background laughing like cunts.
i wonder if you get rabies from them
Jayden Foster
Amazonian and swamp lizards are amazing. They better than cats and dogs.
They aren't poisonous, they live 40~50 years, they don't transmit any diseases to you, unlike cats and dogs. You don't need to send them to vets and they love salads amd mices.
Cooper Bell
>rabies
This is mammal thing.
Gavin Sanders
I love them too. Too bad they are rare as fuck in cities and you need to go to the middle of nowhere to find an egg.
Ryan Morales
it hurts like a bitch if they whip you with their tail, I got whipped by an iguana and it was extra painful + gave me a rash because they have some kind of prurient coating on their skin.
they are bros otherwise, if a bit boring.
Easton Foster
How often do people electrocute themselves with machinery like this?
Ryan Martin
This is the first time I've heard about a lizard attacking a person. Generally they run away from you, especially if they are young.
Xavier Powell
the fuck that thing was fast
Dominic Diaz
yeah no they do if they get nervous
>that video
kek
Jeremiah Perry
kek what was the girl saying?
"puta something"
Mason Gomez
They are cool dudes you get used to them
Tyler Flores
The ones here will take a chunk out of you if you make them mad
Thomas Carter
THEY ATE MY ENTIRE FISH POND, FUCK THEM.
That's because it's Australia, even your Megalania is huge compared to modern Komodo dragons.
Justin Morales
We get these fuckers in Florida too, as well as iguanas and pythons because people love their pet reptiles. I didn’t realize people were actually afraid of lizards until a couple northerners came down here. It’s pretty amusing.
Gabriel Smith
Haha, I fucking love this place sometimes.
It's just a pity all the really cool shit died before we got here.
Lincoln Moore
what about emus and kangzaroos, they're pretty cool guys
Blake Thompson
Thylacines :(
Cameron Russell
Yes she yells "la puta que te pario" > the whore who give you birth?, it's common here too
Blake Harris
so another version of puta madre lol
John Perry
Just go to Indonesia that's not Bali or Java and fight giant reptiles with a stick.
Puny compared to older ones.
Megalania is the size of crocodiles, Moa birds makes Emu look like a midget and Haast eagle hunt moa for food.
Jonathan Morris
That's a big snek.
Noah Russell
6-7m is normal for a Burmese python, the smaller ones in a nearby jungle is around 5m adult. Not unusual for 200kg ones to swallow someone whole.
bbc.com
Cooper Rivera
Imagine some vorefag ending his life to one of those snakes.