>me???? Yes I suffer in my f*rst world country! It’s so stressful! I don’t have a gf, can you imagine that? It’s not like I tried to get one but still! Also, you know what? I’m VERY unhappy with my current NEETbux amount, they should give me at least 20% more, so I could finally buy my Lamborghini. And that state assigned flat they gave me? It’s only 150 sq/m!!!! I need larger flat or even house! And state assigned gf! My life is suffering!!!
Me???? Yes I suffer in my f*rst world country! It’s so stressful! I don’t have a gf, can you imagine that...
Sebastian Jones
Thomas Campbell
Eli Torres
i will cut out your entrails and tie them to a pole
Jayden Richardson
>why yes I'm suicidal because I only receive 100,000€ monthly in unemployment benefit so I'll have to sell my million dollar yacht to pay property tax on my spanish summer home
Zachary Davis
Ah so you’re the guy who was posting with a Georgian flag before so how was your vacation to Georgia?
Andrew Lopez
i will slit your throat and watch as the life drains out of you through the blood gushing out of your throat
Leo Brooks
Thirdies have it so easy. You wouldn't last a week here. All you have to do in the third world is live with your parents and work a chill restaurant job 10-20 hours a week. Take some free college classes. No one cares, no expectations.
Me? I have to work some mindless office job, smile and be polite with all my stupid coworkers. I have to stare at a computer understanding poorly written technical documents and use precise language when talking to coworkers. Or else my boss and coworkers start treating me like shit and I get fired. I have to maintain a car, health insurance, work 45-55 hours a week, drive 30-60 minutes both ways, focus on my career, making my parents proud.
So much stress. You need a good job to have a family or else no respectable woman will marry you.
But you? Just knock up some girl accidentally, no one cares, everyone can live with their families. Comfy weather, tons of fresh food, no pressure. Sometimes weekly parties and get togethers with your big family.
Fuck you thirdie. I would kill to have your life.
Angel Edwards
It was good, met a lot of seething f*rstoids there, fuming about how they should’ve gone to Spain or Italy instead. Georgia is cool.
Mason Cooper
>met a lot of seething f*rstoids there, fuming about how they should’ve gone to Spain or Italy
kek though we don’t get that many people from EU really I think you guys are the the most common tourists here.
Charles Lewis
>my pasta got reposted
A little hyperbolic but it is all true. Fuck thirdies, their lives are so easy compared to what we have to deal with in the first world.
Ryder Sullivan
Well I guess you could say...-
>it was made by American
America is third world
Unironically met more Germans than Russians
Jason Smith
I live in the shitty first world part of america. Megapolis that stretches from DC to Boston.
Ian Hernandez
so, what about second worlders?
Charles Cox
No such thing as "first world part of america", you country is a Russia-tier shithole
Levi Perry
No such thing, second world stopped existing after 1990s
Nathaniel Hall
tell that to 90% of south america
Bentley Scott
">OMG, im so depressed because my instagram picture only got 5 likes!"
why are firsties like this?
Adam Cook
O блядь, вoзвpaщeниe нaшeгo eблaнa тyпoгo oбoccaнoгo oбблeвaннoгo жиpнoгo тoщeгo ЛOХA EБAHOГO
Ryan Diaz
I also told you that I'm chuvash, tatar, azeri, finn, chechen, buryat, hohol, etc lmao
100% of south america is third world
Carter Long
fuck i've been downgraded again
Wyatt Scott
Дa пoхyй, ты жe ЛOХ
Kayden Brooks
>Yeah. I suffer in the first world because I have to pay 45% income tax
Gavin Torres
Why can't Russians smile?
Easton Stewart
It's true though. My wife is a thirdie and she has problems handling the pressures of first world life. In her country it's warm, neighbours and family have close ties and do things together, there's a large social net where people have each others backs, and she could just coast through her university learning english half-assedly and then get a, relative to the population, well paying job and some status. Here she has to work like hell to scrape a few crumbles off the table, and she has to fend for herself to a higher degree.
Thirdie life is easy life.
Jason Hernandez
Bootlicker
>woooah 45% out of my 20k$ a month????????? How could I EVER hope to survive?????
F*rstoids are just aren't humans, of course thirdies would feel threatened, living near literal synthetic monstrosities, who pretend to experience human emotions
Isaac Morales
Чe ты тaм мямлишь, ЧMO? Ha pyccкoм пиши, этo pyccкий caйт, мpaзь eбaнaя.
Xavier Sullivan
Дa, oн лoх. Toлькo лoх eбaный мeчтaeт жить в пиндocтaнe. Пycть yбьeтcя, чмo либepльнoe.
Angel Adams
>Чe ты тaм мямлишь, ЧMO? Ha pyccкoм пиши, этo pyccкий caйт, мpaзь eбaнaя.
Ok janny, please don’t ban me, I promise those f*rstoids you’re trying to protect so much won’t get DEPRESSED lmao
Levi Kelly
America is third world shithole just like Russia though
Lincoln Richardson
100% everyday Happiness is for insecure retards.
David Moore
I sent pictures of my town in canada to a buddy in serbia and he said serbia looks nicer :(
Adrian Price
Canada is f*rst world
Michael Sanders
fuck f*rsties
Brandon Cox
>me???? Yes I suffer in my f*rst world country! It’s so stressful! I don’t have a gf, can you imagine that? It’s not like I tried to get one but still! Also, you know what? I’m VERY unhappy with my current NEETbux amount, they should give me at least 20% more, so I could finally buy my Lamborghini. And that state assigned flat they gave me? It’s only 150 sq/m!!!! I need larger flat or even house! And state assigned gf! My life is suffering!!!
Zachary Watson
What a hell. How can you live without Lamborghini?
Jace Edwards
>me???? Yes I suffer in my f*rst world country! It’s so stressful! I don’t have a gf, can you imagine that? It’s not like I tried to get one but still! Also, you know what? I’m VERY unhappy with my current NEETbux amount, they should give me at least 20% more, so I could finally buy my Lamborghini. And that state assigned flat they gave me? It’s only 150 sq/m!!!! I need larger flat or even house! And state assigned gf! My life is suffering!!!
Jack Lee
I fucking hate firsties, they don't know how easy they have it, everyday in the thirdworld down here it's a struggle between life and death
Gavin Bell
Would be based, but italy is f*rst world
Ethan Murphy
Cucks
Tyler Hall
Based, fuck f*rstoids