>See a German
>Burst out laughing
See a German
shut the fuck up aussie your country is even more cucked than mine is and thats embarrassing.
>See a German
>Switch my AK to burst mode
>shut the fuck up aussie your country is even more cucked than mine is and thats embarrassing.
>see a german
>twist my ankle hitting the gas pedal
>see this thread
>burst out crying
>See a German
>Ask him to say squirrel
>He gets it right
>Kill him anyway
>OLOLOLOL WHAT A TEH FUNNEH TRED BY AN AUSSIE THIS IS A GREAT BANTAH AXAXAXAXXAX JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ TRALLFEIS ME GUSTA LOL KEK SIEG HEIL ROFELCOPTAH
>>shut the fuck up aussie your country is even more cucked than mine is and thats embarrassing.
based
Canadians are much funnier unironically
top bantz handler
America is the most disgusting place on planet earth, I hate every one of you scum. Now fuck off
>see an aussie
>be from Melbourne
>everything is expensive
>kms
>America is the most disgusting place on planet earth, I hate every one of you scum. Now fuck off
>kill him anyway
Actually made me kek
>im an american and im so spineless the only way i can attempt banter on Jow Forums also involves insulting my own country
>see a German
>aim for the sandals
Name one good thing America has done in 10 years.
>America is the most disgusting place on planet earth, I hate every one of you scum. Now fuck off
fak ju
>See a German
>Do nothing
>see a German
>Say "Hey, how are you doing?" because I'm a respectful person and I don't judge people based on their ethnicity
Actually, desu every German I've ever met has been super nice to me. One of them was this old guy who worked at my local Walmart as a door greeter. I always loved our conversations. He was one of the few people who I could discuss football with. He gave me a good first impression of Dortmund fans.
>ho worked at my local Walmart as a door greeter.
what the hell is a door greeter
They hang out by the front door and check your receipt to make sure you aren't stealing anything. Usually it's a position reserved for people that are like 80 years old and crippled.
You have my permission to kill every German hippie backpacker that visits your godforsaken island
t. Syrian refugee
Why move to Germany if you hate it more than Syria?
Im German, I just hate these work and travel bums
>Trips of Syrian refugee truth
Have sex.
take a shower tyrone