early friday edition
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Yeah this edition is fucking retarded
tfw no gf
tfw no bf
btw i just looked it up and apparently the individual characters for 精子 (cum) stand for “spirit child” wow
Good thread fuckface
I am against deporting non violent immigrants
Me? I say we should exclusively deport non-violent immigrants – cringe non-accelerations please leave
post scumbag inspiration LOL
this. we need mexicans who go out and make something of themselves. not kids who sit around at home watching cartoons while raping their mothers.
bet both of those chicks miss the guys who abandoned them
Getting an abortion doesn't make you a scumbag, it makes you an evil person that is going to hell.
why does she wear the mask???
Why are lesbians so fucking GAY lol
Along with their aborted baby
Getting an abortion doesn't make you a scumbag, it makes you an evil person that is going to hell.
Hello IDIOT I’m talking about the BASED bf who took a mid-day trip to the strip club while his whore was off getting an abortion
How is a retard that fornicates with whores and abuses drugs in dens full of whores "based"?
How is a retard that fornicates with whores and abuses drugs in dens full of whores "based"?
sleep schedule is turned upside down. no es bueno
Theresa May just announced her resignation LOL
/Brit/cucks are never getting their Brexit are they lmao
can't erase a blank slate, simple as
I’ve been stuck around a 12pm-6pm sleep schedule lately, which is about as bad as it gets. Back in the day I’d just to an all-nighter to reset, but they don’t work anymore for some reason; I just end up doing like a double all-nighter and go to bed around the same time as before. Off the deep end buds
Hovey Benjamin made this beat
MILK TRUCK JUST ARRIVE
i'm at about the same times. I've been trying to adjust incrementally but I get tired as shit and can't stay up any longer. might need to resort to caffeine. that's what knocked me off schedule to begin with. I came off from no coffee for about three months then got back on it and here we are.
Less blog posts please.
I want to drink myself to death edition
thingken bout taking adult education courses to help me study for the CIISP exam
What kind of milk truck?
are you the same dude who was talking about getting ccna certs not long ago?
No I’ve never posted about certs before today
for me its the girl on the right
oh. do you work at a data warehouse?
What’s ur current address?
... maybe are you doxxing me?
This but unironically.
no. it's just that I've only seen two people talk about working in IT related jobs. one was talking about taking ccna exams and the other said he works in a data warehouse.
Mexicans, where will be better to live in Mexico? Not hotels, cheaper. For a while.
I’m only interested in women shaped like boys
Do your parents know you are homosexickles?
I meant the capital
I never said only, and the tennis player looks more like a male.
Since when can Roblox afford tennis ads
Is this a dating platform LOL
I mean just look at her. That is literally the face of a man. Put that head on a male's body and it fits.
almost 3 am
i promised myself that i was gonna wake up early but that might not be possible
kinda looks like shia labouf lmao
fantasizing about swapping a woman’s head onto a man’s body
Sounds like u might be a homo
All I'm saying is the female on the right looks more feminine and as a newer model is a better investment.
pls answer me
not even a little
they're already off to work in the fields
just sleep in a tent lole
Literally the same person
last thread had 48 posters
really in the mood for taco bell for when i wake up but i have $0
really want to try the grande nachos box
We need more Mexican posters here.
Do you see any Mexicans in this thread?
Trick question, all the American flags are CHIs LOL
only noticing the face
that's a big yikes for me
Is Shia doing women’s tennis now? His performance art is really getting out of control
Where were you born?
The face is the most important and most attractive part of a woman.
Watching women’s sports is mad gay unless it’s openly sexualized like women’s beach volleyball
her body is yucky too
maybe ask /lat/?
In Canada, and so were all my ancestors for the last couple hundred years
I bet you rank personality second too
So who’s going to sponsor my trip to the US?
Personality is an aspect of her soul, which is more important than looks. Face is most important only in terms of looks.
wish we had free public transportation
Might be hiring sometime in the next year or so, if u wanna be my lil illegal immigrant slave ;)
I do after rebates
WHERE’S THE 10K/mo UBI I WAS PROMISED
my friend really wants to visit taiwan specifically to look for old music cassette tapes. old taiwanese music is dope
you would date a 2/10 who had a good personality?
I don't think it is possible for such a person to exist.
had sex with the second person in my life. hard to cope with not being with one person forever and ever. i love the lass but i wish i couldve just had one lover for my whole life
miss being a virgin desu
Reminder that the body is the physical manifestation of the soul.
you're very sweet
manifestation, no. vessel, yes.
no matter how much you change your appearance or deform yourself, your soul remains in-tact, exactly the same.
You got off easy. Now you get to remember that first girl who made ur heart flutter with rose tinted glasses, instead of staying with her long enough to grow to hate her LOL
wish there was a soup kitchen close to where I live.
Should I just the LDS? I'm not really interested in the spiritual aspect just the tribal and economic aspects like the jews
The Mormon Church is 181 years old, and its adherents compose less than 2 percent of the U.S. population, according to a 2009 American Religious Identification Survey (ARIS). Yet Latter-Day Saints hold, or have held, a seemingly disproportionate number of top jobs at such major corporations as Marriott International (MAR), American Express, American Motors, Dell Computers (DELL), Lufthansa, Fisher-Price (MAT), Life Re, Deloitte Touche Tohmatsu, Madison Square Garden, La Quinta Properties, PricewaterhouseCooper, and Stanley Black & Decker (SWK). The head of human resources at Citigroup is Mormon, and in 2010 Goldman Sachs (GS) hired 31 grads from BYU, the same number it hired from the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School.
You feel impure because you are. We're all sinners, just repent and do better in the future.
just wish i couldve fell in love with someone and only been with them forever. having had sex with two people now instead of just one feels weird. ill get over it though. im sappy
to eat at or to volunteer? are you homeless/poor
yes, i'm poor
I suffer in the first world
If you have a home just go to the food bank and whip something up yourself
i'm sorry man. you got a job? i know it's hard to get one especially if you're already poor and don't have access to everything you need. even with a job it's easy to be starving, sucks.
you could always try to ask for money, i think theres a subreddit where people buy each other pizzas lol, i feel like that's completely justified if you don't have enough money to eat
higher rates of mental illness in first world countries due to oversocialization
what we lack in physical suffering we make up for in mental
Mormons are a fucking joke lol. I’d probably rather convert to Judaism than Mormonism lmao
i can pay for internet access but not food
e-begging is not a good use of time if you’re broke and starving
hit the streets and hit a lick
Imagine to have similar names of the country and the city.
imagine how cool it would be to tell people youre mormon though
boomer mindset, reminds me of the time fox news thought it was crazy how people below the poverty line had refrigerator lmao. the internet is a necessity at this point anyway like food. user could be at a mcdonalds or something, who knows
true, just dont want him to get hurt or cause trouble but yeah he should ask around unless hes planning on accessing food soon
How many Mexicans can into English? I mean, in person, orally.
time for me to sleep
don't want to wake up after 10 am
No it's the zoomer mindset. Everyone knows you can get free food by signing up for apps
I got a free five buck box just for filling out some NSA tier survey at Taco Bell
most of them unless you're in southern texas or southern california, but i've never met a mexican who couldn't speak at least a little english
Idk I’ve only spoken to Mexicans anally
Rent out firearms to small-time criminals
Non-violent poor person business idea:
Sell ur ass
mental illnesses are real
A lot of people have been asking me how I cured my schizophrenia, and it’s simple really. Airpods. A lot of you may not know this, but the purchase of airpods removes your inborn ability to speak “broke” but introduces you to a new language called “rich”. Some of you don’t know this, but the voices in your head, they speak broke, so as long as you’re wearing airpods, you won’t be able to understand and listen to these voices, and in about a week, the voices will be entirely gone, thus curing your schizophrenia. Really hope this helps some of you :)
I have schizophrenia and I do not hear voices.
How does it manifest in you?
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Posts on anime image boards.
couldn't do it better myself
best rope to hang oneself?
Evacuate the dance floor
I’m infected by the sound
If your cock isn’t long enough to hang yourself it’s best to give up on the thought of ‘cide
It’s been a pleasure, Stefan
they're too small
i wanna get a proper rope
but i want to know which ones is the best
i'll do the partial hanging shit
got learn my knots
to good for a belt? that's how robin Williams did it
How is that even a Brazilian name
lmao why do people wait at the bus stop when Uber exists?
I bet you don’t even speak Brazilian u dumb chink LOL
Umm eu falo portugues
just found an ex’s hair stuck in I sweater I haven’t worn in a long while
distinctive hair, can tell which ex
haven’t seen her in two years, dredged up feelings
Slide the hair down your pisshole and then jack off
When you cum you will cum out her hair
Maybe I should send it to BRanon LOL
White House was made in 1800
Just about every other “PM/President” home on earth is much older
tfw the US is an absolute baby compared to most of the world
It’s humbling honestly
We’re all just puppets dancing on the Jew’s strings
It barely resembled its current iteration at all at that point.
In 1814, during the War of 1812, the mansion was set ablaze by the British Army in the Burning of Washington, destroying the interior and charring much of the exterior. Reconstruction began almost immediately, and President James Monroe moved into the partially reconstructed Executive Residence in October 1817. Exterior construction continued with the addition of the semi-circular South portico in 1824 and the North portico in 1829.
Because of crowding within the executive mansion itself, President Theodore Roosevelt had all work offices relocated to the newly constructed West Wing in 1901. Eight years later in 1909, President William Howard Taft expanded the West Wing and created the first Oval Office, which was eventually moved as the section was expanded.
Not me. I’ve been sucking tax payer teats for the last decade.
I once found a tick beneath my toe that had grown to the size of a Lima bean
How fat are you?
me as is in the turtles
Still, it remains a fucking baby compared to much of the world. The US is a baby nation who formed out of Quintuplets (I know that isn’t big enough) with most of LATAM
Speak for yourself
The biggest goy is always the one in denial
What, Holocaust denial?
/pol/ is a fucking echo chamber
You don't say
Literally everywhere on the internet and most places irl are echo chambers
how do you go that long without noticing
if you hate echo chambers so much why don't you leave your own echo chamber and listen to someone you disagree with?
also listen to this
my training group is full of bigoted scum
That’s why I always post here
It’s bigoted to call someone scum, Ale :(
What do Mexicans have to be bigoted about?
do aborted babies go to hell
So glad I embarrassed myself yet again last night. I fucking hate myself Jesus. Become such an attention whore when I drink, such a little whiny baby begging for attention.
Hell isn't real, but if it did exist surely aborted babies wouldn't be there. Only white adult men would go to hell.
Sin requires free will, which is not really possible in the womb since you can’t actually do anything. Aborted babies are generally not baptized, however
Realized the other day that I stopped doing basically everything that makes me happy a few years ago.
I have become so dull.
Why would they? I don't think any mainstream faiths believe this
According to Dante, unbaptized babies and virtuous non-Christians go to the first circle of hell (limbo)
yeah taking creepshots of women's feet and being a sexpat doesn't make you happy, freak? I'm glad.
Why don't we just ask jk rowling while we're at it
Those are good things sorry pal
Why would you take Dante as the ultimate authority on dead babies?
It’s based on scripture
Sorry but Dante and rings of hell are fiction
Name a passage that implies the inherent immortality of the soul. What would stop the soul of a dead baby from ceasing to exist?
Mera naam shinchan hai
Main shararat see Haram
Badee mushkil mein padee
Meri family nohara
Come on baby
Come on baby
Aao karein dance shuru
Zor see ghoomein
Hum tum jhoomein
ugh stop talking about religion its so boring
being unironically religious
my grandfather the other day said indians wipe their asses with their hands then wipe it on the wall. is this true?
whats that in shinchan's face
Ummm sweetie Dante is a non-fiction documentary about a vacation he took
I want to talk more about dead babies
They probably don’t wipe it on the wall, but many non-toilet-paper 3rd world countries do have a Poo Hand that they wipe with, and it’s rude to touch others or eat with that hand lol
Just did a think about the girl with the razorblade toenails I took a candid of on the bus
Bees are cucking us
I want to kick your ass so bad
Out of jealousy?
If a baby died via miscarriage 2000 years ago, doubt anyone would care.
People wouldn't have the time or resources to feel bad about it.
Therefore, they probably didn't treat bloody vagina shit as a '''''''baby'''''''.
Didn't catch that pic. Post again senpai?
Augustine and Aquinas
Church doctrine is more than just the gospels except for absolutely retarded evangelicals
augustine and aquinas
okay cucktholic faggot
Baby carriage company called Miss Carriage™
just told this guy to have sex on his curiouscat
What the fuck would a baby carriage company even do? Carry babies? Like a delivery service or what?
When I first posted it another /cum/ster said “looks like a ticket to sliced dick city”
Gave me a lil chuckle
Those are some pretty fine stompers. Good catch.
Those feet are disgusting even for goddamn feet
is a weeb
and a militiant poltard
I think it's pretty clear here that you DONT like feet so not sure what your problem is, okay...
Her achilies tendon being non prominent is the only knock. Those are some Grade A, good old fashioned, natural SUCCING TOES, my boy.
She's got fucking scabs on her ankles and grown out toenails blech
Hello Major Tom, are you receiving?
She's just easily bruised because she's an absolute princess. Some Asians have this phenotype that leads to easy bruising. It's normal.
Yeh her legs were pretty spotty but can you blame the mosquitoes for wanting to go for a succ on her? jajaja
Not a fan of long nails myself but they looked kinda cute on her idk.....
Just my 2c....
now there are 2 of you? time to leave /cum/ for good. such a shithole now.
it’s just a clump of cells
it’s not even fully developed
Really great argument for female circumcision (which is based) (inshallah) (NOT barbaric)
How new are you?
i reported this tweet and some more :)
I'm posting this for no reason at all
i've been here since 2017 sweetie. I never knew there were TWO footfaggot sexpat dogshit posters. perhaps I was blissfully ignorant.
One is foot kraut the other is esl teacher from Michigan. They've been at it for some time now (years)
Take off my name?
GF asks me why I am saving pics of Taiwanese traps off Twitter and fb
Do I really need a reason bish
Don’t. Everyone will assume you’re FK, otherwise, just like how every Mexican is assumed to be Ale
that thing is ugly
That's my original reasoning too
Fk is too prolific I can't really compete since I work a lot and don't post more than a few hrs a day
Iz u gay now
You now. remember this show broadcasted on Jetix.
You now remember that Jetix existed.
Not interested in the bulge just curious about passable Taiwanese trannies
Jacking off to women with penises isn’t gay. They’re wearing makeup and stuff, which makes it not gay at all.
is taiwan lgbt friendly?
Jacking off to women with penises isn’t gay.
It’s not gay. Cumming in a poopy male butthole is fine as long as she identifies as a woman
There are some anti gay churches in my neighborhood And my GF literally hates homosexuality but then I see stuff like this so idk
I never got the appeal of dog masks.
i wish i had the body of left but without the gayness
Not sure if TROLL
tell your gf shes a bigot
i know an aboriginal Tranny (not passing)
IM IN YOUR AREAAA
Wanna heem this nigga
Nah I wouldn't get with any of these (girls)
I'm still reserving my sperm for the genuine article
Literally don't care
She can think whatever she wants
I'm not about to tell her she's wrong since that's her perception
Shin chan was the shit back then. What happened to it?
my uncle is flying in tomorrow and my parents haven't prepared and their house isn't clean and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is not respectful behavior
make it go away make it go away make it go away
get out of here you Taiwanese foot weirdo
wanting to have a chink body
met this dude one time in my entire life, ever so barely family
What’s happening here
anyone wanna go for a joy ride?
The fucking girl downstairs keeps smoking cigarettes in the house
I tried to be cool about this but I'm going to have to tell the landlord about it now since the smell keeps leaking into my apartment.
Would love to
Sponsor me pls
girls show interest in me but idk what to do
This is karma for being a creep
kill their family
I would let this pass if she agreed to give me some favors. She's kind of hot but also looks like one step up from selling betel nuts on the side of the road.
large numbers of people believe celebrities and other people of note actually write their own books
I bet most celebrities that hire a ghost writer never even READ their own books
what would you personally consider a large number of people? 100? 1000?
brutalism is ugly and i don't understand why people like it
Not like anyone counducted research on this topic but plenty of people don't give it a second thought that the person listed as the author may not have actually written the book
same with asian feet
The girl i like in class likes another guy who turns out to be a friend
She just use me to start taking to him
This shit happens to me always i fall in love with some girl, i fucking hate love, im just like a shadow of all the people i know, nobody wants to speak or relate to me
Have you ever experienced shit like that?
How to find sex in Mexico?
walk down the street
Is it safe?
it's nice but i mostly like the 60s photography of it. would likely not like it as much irl
no somebody might sex you
mexico isnt constantly violent like media would have you to believe. it's mostly just chill rural areas. mexico city is mostly safe and full of art hoes
Just be white
Quick reminder that I coined the term “to sex someone” and made it /cum/ lingo
What do you do there, if you have Mexico next door?
no that was me
Picard back at his vineyard in France
(Still not sure how they came up with a British guy pretending to be French)
what color is the most masculine to paint my nails so i dont get beat up inthe streets?
I feel really good
Cringe male Auschwitz hands
holy fuck those hands are terrifying
legitimately turned my stomach
Am I welcome here if I hate america canada and mexico?
Found a ex gf memento she made for me in my wallet the other day from 2 years ago. I tore it up, fuck that hoe
youre not welcome here regardless of what you life or hate
Fuck the presents
Might as well throw em out
Fuck all those kisses
They didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you hoe
I don’t want you back
Who ‘member this slammer...EAMON...
A girl told me she loves me and she lets me have sex with her
What does it nean
She’s a whore
you're not a /cum/ flag
answer the question bitch
Paint them with yer poop
black, people might think you're just goth or emo instead of mentally ill
goth or emo
not mentally ill
no, I don't help the transphobic
Yeah, I thought so. You gotta admit that it doesn't make sense, since this is a linguist board, specifically meant for people who seek to have international discussion. None of you itt are doing that, though I've had great /cum/ discussions with canadian flags and canadian flags alone.
Is a girl my girlfriend if we talk every day, she sleeps at my house, we spend a lot of time together, she says she loves me, and she calls me babe
I’ve never had a gf
nobody cares fuck off
Cringe autistic loner freak virgin spastic
Damn user are you alright?
Fun fact:"Picard" is a language spoken in France
Don't listen to him. /cum/ is a cosmopolitan general