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Wouldn't face such problems if we armed our guardsmen with messers and bucklers

Toilberg is pregnant so will be taking 6 months off in a few months and I’m going to be left in charge.
Should I be asking for a pay rise?

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thinking about girls bums again

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gonna do a poo on a car out on the street because society doesnt want me to

morning, ladies

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gozzed in the urinal before i took a piss in it

p-p-p-p-p-pukkaaaaaaa

Worked for me when I had tooth ache

Afternoon frogwog. Thoughts on this jungle queen?

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OH SO SO SO COLD

who’s the pops?

you know you can post images as images by pasting the url in the file upload box

imageboard not linkboard

I wish, bloody baking in the office today

shes a bit sexually aggressive
I think she cute but scary

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always bring a pen with me to voting booths cause i dont trust the pencils they offer. dont want my vote being rubbed out by the powers that be

kick her in the stomach over and over again and they wont have any other choice

lach, you in mate?

>he hasn't taken the Govepill

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Also this nurse is the same nurse that was cheeky to me earlier if I had been in contact with the mother patient.

Take 5

he'd have got a proper beating for that
worth though

like the taste of mushrooms but I hate the texture. can't stand eating them

>You mean YAXLEY-LENNON???!?!?!?!?!?!

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Her husband (I assume)

lmao is he wearing a fucking cardigan?

You lads ready for Britain’s first non-white PM?
unless you count Disraeli of course

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all's fair in love and war lad

yeah i know what you mean i have to chop em up into little pieces before cooking em

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based

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abc.net.au/news/2019-05-24/11148562
>Chimpanzees have been observed cracking open the shells of tortoises and scooping out their flesh, in a first for biological science.
youtu.be/C1tpllWtBVk
franklin having a rough day de lads

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Placebo effect

would you kindly not elect Boris Johnson as PM and continue to suck the German dingus?

thanks

Why are you so buttblasted by people saying his real name?

>any current parties
>far-right

based billionaires telling the people how to live their lives as is their god given right

Have some respect I'm fasting

might go outside

Ah yes, the famous sopa de tartaruga

It's a crime to deadname a tranny like Bradley Manning or Bruce Jenner, it should be the same for Mr Robinson

just voted lads

fish & chips here

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Doubt it will be Johnson, he seems less popular than the other potentials

saw mummy crying on the telly

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>how to live their lives
not really

expand on the topic please

is ramdamn or whatever still happening

For me, it's Gove

yes, two more weeks I think

fuck off

Prime Minister Alexander '''''''''''Boris'''''''''''' Johnson

Mummy May has thrown the towel in

>youtube.com/watch?v=-mvmk_PDzKw

if you're conservative it means you're far right these days lad

Don’t like any of them, want a general election me

>jap, pole, brazilian
/brit/

reckon stuffing your face as you wake up and when the sun goes down does odd things to your hormones long term

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I see maisie williams as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what maisie williams is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon maisie williams does it for me.

reckon sugar is well justified in not liking corbyn considering the anti-semitism labour has brought into the mainstream

*throws a banana at you*
fetch!

jesus christ

leftmongs think they're being clever or saying his real name changes anything like it's a weapon against him lmao

>proxy or teacher
>half the UK population
>tourist

Boris Johnson is going to get the PM spot precisely *because* he has been positioning himself as the "I'm gonna go to the mainland and gerron with it and sort things out and really put me foot down, lads."

What he's actually going to do is cunt about and pretend he's scaring the contintentals with his public school swagger, force a no-deal Brexit and then try to blame the resulting catastrophe on the EU.

You only stuff your face one after the sun goes down, if you eat after that you're a fat fuck

think they usually eat around 10pm and then around 4am

Good, fuck kikes. Money hoarding scrooges, the lot of them.

how can you be irish and racist?
have your people not endured discrimination and biggotry enough for you to learn it's wrong?

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Sounds like the quintessential British way of negotiating of deals that they’re no longer in charge of

holy fucking cringe

me on the bike

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The first thing the Irish did when they came to the US was go HARD on hating blacks, asians and hispanics because when you are close to the bottom of the ladder you want to push the ones below you even further down. This is why the poorest White Americans and Brits always blame imm'grunts and gay people instead of the economic elite for everything.

Don't pay much attention to politics. What's so bad about Corbyn? As far as I'm aware, all new laws need to be approved by the majority of representatives in both the House of Commons and House of Lords. So even if Corbyn himself is a full-blown commie, it doesn't matter since he won't be able to pass anything without the backing of the majority.

absolutely based Boris

Praise be to Wales

What do I eat

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>have to eat 2k+ calories and 150g+ protein in one setting (assuming you're a male of normal weight and stature)
>can't include beef or pork
wouldn't really fancy this in particular

James "Gordon" Brown
Anthony "Tony" Blair
Leonard "James" Callaghan
James "Harold" Wilson
Alexander "Alec" Douglas-Home
Maurice "Harold" Macmillan
Robert "Anthony" Eden
Arthur "Neville" Chamberlain
James "Ramsay" MacDonald

>plastic arthoe
only love me real ones

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imagine calling george galloway far right lmao

fucking hell that's rough
killed just so some worm can get your arms

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You do realize non-EU immigration isn't going to be stopped by any kind of Brexit?

>arrrrhhh I hate Jews! Why are they financially responsible! They should be giving me money! Grrr gonna post a pepe on Jow Forums, fucking kikes!

Bore off

hatin on the blacks gains you good boy points with the whites

>Why yes, I do post worthless camwhores in /brit/ despite every social media platform, website and streaming service being absolutely crawling with them.

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