Made out with in ugly chick last night while shitfaced

>Made out with in ugly chick last night while shitfaced.
>It felt great hadn't kissed a girl in months semi hard throughout it
>We cuddled through the night as we waited for the subway to open.
>Now instant regret as I wake up and realize she is far below me, don't want to hurt her feelings tho.
How do I let her down without making it seem like it is her fault? Really don't want to hurt her, pretty fun girl, would be all over her were she 30% prettier.

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Tell her you are gay but were forcing yourself to be straight. You can't fight your urges... if you were straight you would definitely want to go further with her.

nice blog post faggot. also fug her, weight is only a number.

just tell her she has to leave because you have to leave for work

Fuck, it happened to me. Just told her I started dating with my ex again.

Hugged her and held her hands as we waited for the sun to rise, I don't think the gay thing will be believable.
Also she was absolutely cynical of my intentions with her, rightfully so I suppose, barely allowed me to touch her, it was a low-key make out, no hands in places or anything. She also goes to my uni, so I'll definitely run into her on occasion.

That's a great one, might say this if the starts conversation, in the mean time I will just not talk to her at all.

Thats good

back in the day, like when my dad was growing up, it was okay to have a "practice gf". everyone had an ugly chick that they banged, it was acceptable. my how men have fallen, nothing wrong with having an ugly fuck buddy

Yes there is

Yes there is it brings down my status, I really can't bear to be seen with someone like her.
Obsiously that as a high test alpha male I would fuck her everyday of the week, just wouldn't want anyone knowing about it, really just using her as a Fleshlight.

Cuck

You're browsing Jow Forums buddy. Your status can't get any lower than it already is.

Tell her you have HIV and don't want to risk transmitting it to anyone.

You don't deserve to be alive, normalfag scum.
下げる。

What about 8chn

>hugging and holding hands
>not gay
anal sex with bald men is more straight

>status
Normlafag, your only status is that of a parasite in need of removing.
How fucking dare you post your cancerous garbage on this site. Your life is worthless. You are subhuman. By sharing your experiences here you have made life for everyone else here that little bit worse.
How fucking selfish. Go jump in front of a train already, you disgusting piece of shit. It is the least you could do.

The great debate of the male existence, fuck fatties/uggos and get made fun of behind your back? or jerk off and be alone?

have sex

Now there's a chan that had potential and crashed hard.

Just say you don't want a relationship retard. Haven't you ever heard of a one night stand? Also the fact you didn't even fuck makes it even more pathetic. Wow you held hands with some whale, now you have to get married.

Are you a child? Kys

Sounds like she's already expecting a rejection.

You're right, yes I am a child, no life experience whatsoever, getting there tho. But to be fair that's exactly what I was going to do anyway.

justbe honest and tell her you were shitfaced drunk and didnt knew what you were doing. its not that hard.

BASED NORWAY LAYING DOWN THE LAW

>no life experience
>getting there though
Imagine justifying being lewd with a land whale

>yes I am a child
you need to be 18 to post on that webside

When I'm drunk I can't remember that I'm drinking to forget,
And back comes that vision, you know it haunts me yet -
I'm as guilty as Macbeth, she's my Banquo -
You shoulda guessed by now that I'm suffering R.A.O.

My dick's had its say, now I'm left with my head
Asking what I'm doing here in this girl's bed.
Immediately after the sticky white emulsion
Comes the ol' familiar sensation of repulsion.

Repulsion after orgasm - you can't escape the law:
I'm really just a middle class boy who wants to find the door,
And the answer to the question: what was I doing matin'
With this ugly fucking weirdo who calls her dildo Satan?

Repulsion after orgasm - it'll get you in the end,
When you're lying there disgusted, but having to pretend -
Just after I come, all I want to do is go:
That's not a double entendre, that's R.A.O.

we have an aussie shakespeare right here

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