/brit/

Hey, janny...FUCK YOU!

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Really enjoying this

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Hate lad culture
Hate pub culture
Hate car culture
Hate drug culture

think part of the appeal to weirdos is the cucky voyeurism aspect, so they need to see the bloke

leftypol burning his hand trying to take the tea bag out with a plastic spoon

leftypol in full damage control mode now that the brexit party has obliterated the EU elections

>cadbury creme egg?
>no thank you. i'm a a man of terry's chocolate orange

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And if you whoop at sports you barely have a brain at all, let alone a human one.

Be quiet

>yeh keep suckin' 'nd i'll buy yoo the new Ngubu shirt ya fookin Souf F.C spacka

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rorke voting for more immigrants

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Did you cycle up with he ladies at work already?

*clicks fingers*
the nerd...
...soy him

If there are any aliens monitoring this thread please glass the planet

thinking back on the short-lived penny farthing gimmique
bizarre one that was

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terry's chocolate orange is marketed towards women

I just think that the girls they get are perfectly slaggy, it’s a real turnon

want a gf who wets the bed

grim post

JOI porn does slags better than anything else and there is no evidence contrary to this.

*nods once, slowly*

you're marketed towards women
poof

some runts will vote for ukip/brexit party because they think these girls will become their gf

I babbled to myself during every episode of Game of Thrones. Gibbered like a monkey

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had enough of this shite ''general''. i'm off

based
for me, it's chloe toy j.o.i.

Kek

THREE (3) times our treeza had to grovel before them. EU doesnt think much of us and treatin us like proper muck innit???!

Love this shite, General. I'm in.

did you

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leftypol forced to give "Jack the Ripper" ghost tours to mixed-race american tourists because his musical degree won't get him a job anywhere else

oh just shut up

rorke shitting the bed

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Yeah, like Pyat Pree does when he tries to kill Daenerys

sue

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it’s a fine way to make a living

leftypol peeling stickers but they keep ripping off

If it's marketed towards women why is it terry's

neet = rorke
>too much spare time and self-reflection. has grandiose concerns about the world without really actually engaging in it. tied in with this are self-awareness of shortcomings compensatef for with political ideology. easily startled, very depressed - rorkeism provides easy scapegoats to pin his insecurities onto. He feels strong and manly about his ideology but doesnt do anything masculine (eg taking responsibility for his weight, making a livelihood, regulating his emotions).

student = leftypol/sheed
>brainwashed by his lecturers, no experience of the real world, seduced by easy to swallow theories and critiques. Thinks he is smart but is thick. Makes poor life decisions such as using drugs, neglecting studies. regularly baits rorke with inane shitposts that rorke takes every time. Has been rejected by several girls despite trying to impress them with receptivity to feminist ideas.

wagecuck = radical centrist
>realises politics is pointless, realised he is trapped, realises that whatever it is rorkes and sheeds are talking about its too abstract and in either scenario he'd still be toiling. Spends his time worrying about whether his flatmates will bully him, whether his landlord will raise his rent, whether he will be on time for work, whether his season ticket, tax and bills will go up, whether his shirts are washed and ironed, whether this will be tge year he gets that promotion, whether he'll have anytime or energy or money to pursue his hobbies this weekend. only wishes for the cessation of his toiling but is never rewarded this. dreams of a day when there will be no more toil, not on the morrow, not on the morrow thereafer and not on morrows to come.

for me, it's JOI humliation with finger in ass anal instructions

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always think of fitzthistlewits whenever someone mentions terry's chocolate orange

housewives daydream about builders named terry whisking them off and shagging them on the bins

uh, yeah, the last one for me

Mercedes and Katie K get me all hot and bothered tbqhwyf

What kinda fucking director thinks "YES! This is the shot! Have his asshole and balls take up 80% of the frame, the only part of the woman we should see is a bit of her asscheeks"
Any decent studios/sites for British women btw? I only know wankitnow

Where the fuck is Diego

rorke telling his mum not to bother with the audio guide at the war museum because he can give her a better one for free

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leftypol and rorke might both like this

Me? Well, if I had to self-designate, I'd label myself a Chad.

Best one in a while

Dont know man but im starting to get restless

leftypol forgetting things are closed on sunday because he never goes to church

With any luck he's had a fatal heart attack

yeah she looks like she's got a bit of mong in her does katie k which i like a lot

the tears theresa may didnt cry for the victims of arconic and celotex in grenfell tower. the tears she didnt cry for 120,000 people killed by austerity and robin hood in reverse economics. filthy vile little fucking slag you served the kakistocracy well you power hungry little sewer rat

bizarre one

>Not watching videos of guys shagging cute prostitutes instead

I'm a wagecuck and a rorke

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That wouldn't be good at all!

rorke here.big fan

CAN YOU LADS BEAT THE CHALLENGE???

>spankbang.com/31xgk/video/demi+scott+3+min+wank+challenge

When you try your best, but you don't succeeeeeeed...

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leftpol going to the club with his student mates to to see if anyone can pull

I became a bit more lefty after becoming a toilsman truth be told. at uni i was all free market libertarian.

now im a wagecuck im just trying to get the government to give me freetime and more money for no reason.

sheed

classic

Anyone else feel more meaty and tasty when they're dehydrated? Not watered down

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demi scott's best vids were when she had black hair with the extensions in

leftypol getting smelly tuna water over his hand

HE'S THE ATTILA THE HUN OF THE HONEYCOMB!

Have a feeling the next Terminator movie's gonna flop in a similar fashion to the last one

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Got banned for being racist on /sp/ an entire two days after I made the post lol must he some dirty nigger mod that only wakes up at 2pm lmao /sp/ is really shit these days though

all the pornostars which get posted on here all all butted

made me cackle

london is still like this.
im more of a sarariman in london though.
>constantly wearing a suit and looking tired
>walk around with urgency

I see maisie williams as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what maisie williams is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon maisie williams does it for me

rorke struggling to remove the film from his ready meal

big fan of this post

Hey /brit/ who’s gonna replace May once she has stepped down

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haha oh shit they're getting better