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thinking about things again lads

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You like Boris Johnson, Priti Patel and Andrea Leadsom. They are based. Michael Gove, Jeremy Hunt and Esther McVey are cringe; you hate them because they're traitors and they ruined schools and the NHS. Javid is the main one you hate, but not because he's brown

Why on earth would you single me out for enabling namefags if you weren't already angry at me
You mistook me for Dave for 50 posts because I called you an idiot
Enjoy watching TV with a finger up your arse tonight like you will every Friday night until you die at 45 of an embolism

It's also a ""healthier"" alternative

Please don't get me wrong
See I forgive you with a song
We'll call the Likely Lads
But if it's left to you
I know exactly what you'd do
With all the dreams we had

'Cause blood runs thicker, oh
We're thick as thieves, you know
If it's important to you
It's important to me
I tried to make you see
But you don't wanna know
But you don't want to know

If you pipe all summer long
Then get forgiven in a song
Well, that's a touch, my lad
They sold them rights to all my wrongs
And when they needed the new songs
It's "welcome back", how sad

'Cause blood runs thicker, oh
We're thick as thieves, you know
If that's important to you
It's important to me
I tried to make you see
But you don't wanna know
You don't want to know

Oh, what became of the Likely Lads?
What became of the dreams we had?
Oh, what became of forever, though?
Oh, what became of forever, though?
But, we'll never know

sue

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ordering drugs off the dark web to my parents house, good idea or nah?

genuinely blog on
what were you doing?

yeah

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Gove is secretly based though

he's an acquired taste

nothing to worry about
obvs dont buy weed tho

do your parents check your post
just say you're getting some computer parts

miss beto

for your health? no
for retaining your virginity? aye

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Send it to your neighbors when they're on vacation

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VERES FINGS I HAVENT TOLD YOU
I GO OUT AT LAID AT NIGHT

2.5 hours left on this infernal train

Should have brought more beers with me

sup david you still crying lad

family guy has the deepest lore

pussy

>obvs dont buy weed tho
Wait why? was planning on buying weed, shrooms and maybe some benzos

haha stupid cat

Another namefag bites the filter.

AND IFF I WAS TO TELL YOU
UD SEE MY DIWWWFERENT SIDE

weed is for losers

finance. incidents in production today, had to fix lot of stuff quickly before the weekend. had to email every toilbergs, get their green lights for everything, phone calls all day, urgent meetings, and coding as well to fix the issues.

Would have said this is genuinely brilliant but then I remembered the postman usually leaves a slip saying "we delivered your package to house number" so they'll go and ask for it when they return unless you break in and remove the slip
also no guarantee they'll leave the package with you and not another neighbour

can't stand Bruce Dickinson's whiny almost opera like voice

FUCKIN WEEKEND GET ON ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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one mans namefag is another mans nigger

lol i forgot trump was visiting
gonna be feckin' funny to see the two blonds together

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WHAT THE FAAAAAAAAAAA

KARA BOGA

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tomoro i leave again

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moving to austria with 6 of my german mates who all grind poker full time, no taxes for the lads

if i get a train at 8am i will have atleast 4 cans with me

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Kennington where it started, like
Kennington where my heart is
See opposition get starving like
My g, TG, ay park it
Right step when I'm marching
Dip-dip prince, have him dancing
I beg your pardon?
SA or Sav get out there and clart him (Gun him, gun him)

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That's a rite of passage for anyone born post-1993 desu

shut the fuck up before i smash your fucking face into the pavement

You usually love my posts lad

Can't wait

I'm not Dave, honest
You're just thick as custard

cat tug

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BANK HOLIDAYU WEEKEND

RAVE BOYS
LETS GO

hope you have a safe journey
been phoneposting a lot so despite not redditflagging amongst you i've still seen most of your posts i think
have some really good cat pictures but they're on my computer and i'm on my laptop right now so i can't post them which is a shame so i'll have to wait until you're back again

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feeling gassy lads

splash

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game of thrones

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marks steaming again

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i recommend acid instead of shrooms becus its paper
weed is the only drug which smells very recognisable aswell normies at the post office will know the smell

no one cares david

nice webm, think I'll save it

lmao

t. Hugo from East Horsley, Surrey

based tits
based dragons

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might get a pizza in tonight

Hunts?
Diego has decided I'm Dave. Pic related its him

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blog
on

He's spiralling out of control lately

Another depressive day coming on strong tomorrow

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Diego you ever been to Cannes? If not will you fund my short film idea so we can both go?

are you implying I should be black?

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coming out to my parents this weekend as a vegetarian

gagging for a spliffy but have no idea how to get one in this city

vile creature on the left
mogged by sue, mental how they're both half flip

How drunk is he?

Go out and do something you miserable cretin

>reee blog on I hate people talking about what they're up to
>by the way chaps I'm going to be spending my night watching TV and whining about being a vf

good lad

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thankyou for your service

never been but have always wanted to go. what's your short film idea

just finished his ninth bokkle ot old speckled hen

holy SHIT I'm drunk

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alright james

stomach touching my back and i cannot be arsed to make anything in the fridge

problem?

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oh just shut up daveyoure welcome

alri john

because it fucking stinks and it will get searched and seized unless it's packaged properly
theres no need anyway

i was that weird cousin

GODS i miss 2011-2013, back when watching the show was a fun niche in a much smaller community, where there would be maybe a handful of people you knew who watched the show rather than literally everyone