/balk/

/balk/ - Reddit edition.

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Old /balk/:

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Posted balk link in reddit Albania discord

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Generally Speaking

iraq balkan

Remember when we used to be the same country 150 years ago?

أنت الكردي؟

yuh

biji

a very xpozedesque nightmare

SIFIRBEY IS AN INCEL. LMAOOOOOO KELLY WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

What did /ex-yu/ mean by this?

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ماشالله كآكآ


هيا الى تركيا

أإنت أهلنا هنا

:)))

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How does that make me an incel? I had sex, unlike you.

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shocking

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/eindjal/country/bg/

is he still here

KATO DROGA RAZRUSHAVASH MEEEEE

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you are sifir, a zero and an incel, may Allah save your corrupted soul

>serbs
>pale and blonde
Shit meme

>tfw fyrombey's name is angel

>incel
>nonvirgin
Your brain on gyros
Have sex greekcel

He is following me everywhere and thinks every BR flag is me.

He's a total lost cause

hef seks insels

incel #2

> lives in Brazil
> hasn't gotten laid since 17
lmoa nah kid, you're as much an incel as others here

xaxaxaxaxa
lmaoin t virgin losers

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I don't live in Brazil. It's VPN.

Why has the word incel become a label for people who blame women and society for not having sex? What do we call the people who are fucking ugly, depressed and blame mainly themselves?

looks like he's developing signs of paranoid disorder

Incel is a nonsensical term.
Every single "incel" chooses of their own will to not hire a prostitute, or to not settle for bottom tier fat humanoid, or to not violently have sex with an unwilling woman. You CHOOSE voluntarily to not commit any of these sexual acts. You choose to be celebrate by requiring sex under only certain circumstances, that you can't achieve for whatever reason. So its not incel, its volcel.

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>tfw your happiness in life is predetermined by shit like height and bone structure
Depressing.

You literally told me that you're following me and translating my posts on /tr/.

Go outside, breathe fresh air.

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If i was an ugly virgin i'd stay that way before fucking with a fat chick 2bh absolutely disgusting. Agree about the hooker part t ho

Depression and happiness in general also have a genetic factor. Some people are prone to it.

just start fooling bot NPCs that you're normal like them
that will bring you fulfillment and happiness

You dont see salamons fish who cry about oh the streem of a current is against us its predetermend for our spicies to die


Youre just a loser piece of shit with no manners

>me? Indeed I've grown tired of living as a digital nomad and have decided to permanently settle in Varna and live in a vibrant coastal city that abounds with business opportunities, enjoy the sea year-round, the beautiful nature, the sunny weather as well as the lowest taxation on my income in the EU

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You can't fool anyone when you're short and ugly. Like I said, you're fucked unless you're autistic enough to stop caring.

I'm not him mate, I just lurk this general and post on Jow Forums

This, but with plagued smoky Sofia instead.

KARA BOGA

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Do it Susan.

begai ottuka dim4ou

Fuck off, gymshill.

You can shave the Balkan off your face, but you can't shave it off your chest, Turkoman.

I don't understand why fucking prostitutes are so looked down upon.

Only difference between them and the thots in Tinder or clubs is that you don't have to buy them drinks and spend hours with them before getting into action.

Because of Christfaggotry.
Its the oldest profession, and private people own their bodies, they rent their bodies every day for what we call "a job", so why shouldn't they be able to rent them for sex? So random and retarded.
Prostitution should be allowed, regulated, and taxed. It would give prostitutes a better and safer environment, customers a better and safer service, and the state more tax money, and tourists another reason to visit.

youtu.be/XfnB6m3wLvc?t=446

All of balk should have joined Yugoslavia tbhf.
youtu.be/NdB66gmBBNs

Dude, just why?

There's no difference between the two you fool

>Why yes, as a digital nomad I prefer Burgas over Varna because I can't park my yacht in Varna, how could you tell?

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Why does Jow Forums havea slang language like we are some ghetto niggers and humans in general

Stop calling females thots

I see what this Germ finnish poster is looking for, nigga wants to imitate the thai internet marketer lifestyle but live in south europe. I would pick cyprus or some shit nigga

its the same bullshit sex without love is degenerate garbage

Thot didn't originate on Jow Forums, nigger

thiet
finna butht yo theethkth little white boi

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Why are you literally incapable of writing a post without countless grammatical and spelling errors?
>thai internet marketer lifestyle
What's that exactly?

thots are not female, they are barely even human

bola me nodzete

He's mentally ill, do you seriously expect coherent sentences from him?

Opinions?

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t.urk

SS + GOMAD

It's legal and regulated here, and people who fuck prostitutes are not shunned unless they're married or in a relationship. And this is how it's should be.

You don't have to talk with escorts for hours while struggling to keep your composure up and lay down every 10 minutes or so to not puke. I fucking hate clubs and would never go there again unless I'm guaranteed to get pussy.

search his trip since 2015
we have been baited for nearly 5 years

I expect him to get a spell-checker.
Absolutely disgusting, 2/10.

I've read his older posts, but I don't think he's baiting. Schizophrenia is common in my family and those schizo writing patters are easy to spot if you've seen them already. Either that or he's really a master troll, but desu it seems too real.

Im phone posting no spell checking

Official Balkan country rankings:

Eternal tier: Greece
Real country tier: Bulgaria
Barely a country tier: Serbia , Croatia , Romania
Non country tier : montenegro , Bosnia , north Macedonia
Shut your nostrils when they are around tier: Albania

>Schizophrenia is common in my family
We can tell...

you're Malkavian
>Malkavians are the brood of Malkav and one of the great vampiric clans. They are deranged vampires, afflicted with the insanity of their Antediluvian progenitor.

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As i said im posting from my phone and there isnt a spell checking and in the prev post i didnt put space between the sentence so yeah fuck you magyar serbian son of a whore go find your father

Why do Greeks have inordinate amounts of plastic surgeries?

They're on the same level with S. Korea

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Animebey you that maygar and one bulgatian assholes keep saying i have a schizophrenia


You are utter shit pieces of shits who are you losers you hide behind anonimity and trash the balkan threads go die in a fire youre a coward who cannot kill yourself go seach for magyar bey father

why would you keep compromising yourself like that
nigga you are seriously considering suicide aren't you

I'd get plastic surgery if i looked like this too desu

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Going to Turkey for cheap hair transplants is actually pretty popular and I'd do it desu.

You are malkavian childe a any you understand what with a talk will you about for.

Take your meds, schizophrenics.
Desu who cares, it's not like somebody can track me based on my family's history of mental illness.

>What's that exactly?

1 gorillion anglos, cancucks and other firsties in internet marketing move to thailand for "the Beach" leonardo dicaprio remote lyf

I’ve known copel irl. He seemed normal tbqh, although a bit loud and annoying

If he was trolling he would've at least made an effort to be funny and would've probably stopped after a month or two

>Desu who cares, it's not like somebody can track me based on my family's history of mental illness.
OH NOO NO NO
Kapp yoursvpf cigyirtird.

Maybe you should start calling your moms clients to find out whos your shitty aerbian dad

I mean youre a loser and your father is a serb who you dont even knkw ahahahahah

Malkavians are his enigmatic time deeply disturbed group if cainites. Due will want inherent clan weakness every last can if use is irredeemably insane its word form not another. Among us kindred, word attribute want insanity will i curse if us blood forced upon use up caine himself, while us lunatics themselves actually call it i special blessing, i gift if insight.

Jesus Christ.
Please get help you guys...

Do i fap lads ?

Shit, you're telling me that I can hair transplant for cheap in my country? Why haven't I heard this before. I should get one before my balding enters the JUST stage

...

Only to cute boys

Fuck off, animetard

but that is gay

Not if they are feminine boys. Also fapping to hard cocks without looking at the mans face is quite heterosexual

>Shit, you're telling me that I can hair transplant for cheap in my country?

Yeah

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;(

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> You don't have to talk with escorts for hours
> he needs to talk to girls for hours to get laid
jeesh
> while struggling to keep your composure up and lay down every 10 minutes or so to not puke.
drink less and be more social
> I fucking hate clubs
I'm with you lad
> would never go there again unless I'm guaranteed to get pussy.
dude, only English slags are such whores that they'll throw themselves at you in a club. Just take girls to beach and make them laugh.