Are these countries frens

everybody loves Italy, it's not a Spain's stuff

no one is friends with France, the others yes

i'm friends with france

Portugal is fren
We don't need you and spen

I piss in your face

I shit on Shitaly

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I cum on your mum

have SEX for the love of god

Ceci

You have a friendly opinion towards them, but they don't towards you.
France is turbo cunt.

my fren is switzerland

ok Poland

all europe is french clay

buoni

ya can't, simp, she's dead

my dick is french clay, it belongs inside your sister

That's a non sequitur

>ya can't
>implying

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?

mostly friends with benefits, it's all about hatefucking

sorry to hear that

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well, she's alive but I had to find something, damnit!

Aperently, you guys delusional think that not only to Europe.

You guys come all the way to the south Atlantic to be cunts here.

And there was Duguay-Trouin, but he was based and cucked Portugal. kek

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Someone dying doesn't mean you can't cum on them. It's a non sequitur

not really, they all hate us
not a problem, though, it's not like we especially like them either

you didn't ask but yeah south america is french clay as well.

frens tier
>spain
>portugal

non frens tier
>(((them)))

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but what about griezmann? he's french and he loves us

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Let's imagine this person is inside a coffin...
...unless you open the coffin...

kek, that didn't actually work

Holy fuck is that real? Hollande is that short?

Nah, i don't think so

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>...unless you open the coffin...

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holy shit imagine if she suddenly ate him, wouldn't it be hot? ha ha...

NOOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T DO IT!!!!!!

are swedes the canadians of europe?

imagine her belly hahahah
oh shit I'm horny now
gotta masturbate haha see ya

Portugal is friends with Spain
and Italy is friends with France

and vice-versa

please give tall gf now now now

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No.

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just tell me where

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more like the kiwis of the anglosphere, we know they are there but nobody gives a shit.

>those cars being awfully patient until the guy crossed the road
wow

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Where's that, UK, US?

new york

Her face looking down is priceless lol.

Hennr... One futebol player?
Idk if that is a good example.

we have the best hockeyteam in eu that's correct

>One futebol player
>Idk if that is a good example.
>spam french national team on Jow Forums and /sp/

i thought it was in Paris desu but might be in burgerland. But to cut to the point: France doesnt need shitaly and aspain at her borders

>her
lmao gay

>i thought it was in Paris
with sidewalks that thicc ?

France is a pretty lady and you know it

>France is a pretty lady
OH NO NO NO NO

okey its in America then. But you have ruined EVERYTHING happy now?

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you can never be friends with france; the concept of friendship with france is only an illusion, you will always chase after france but france will never reciprocate
that is the manner of france

you're a feminine country too, ya bitch

>you have ruined EVERYTHING
i'm not anglo tho

the pretty lady cope ladies and gentlemen

w-w-we don't need friends, a-anyway...

anglos are the worst hypocrites on earth, they are all smile and they ghost you the next day.

but if at least one french person loves us, it means they have the capacity to love other countries and aren't all self-centered bad people
in my language, both you and france are grills

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i assume you hate gauls with a burning passion my good sir?

gauls? more like gayls

i wish i was french
i'm dying inside

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SHUT UP WHY CAN'T I BE HALF ANGLO AND LIVE IN PEACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

based

France is maybe the country in europe that enlights the more foreign cultures tho.

Romans? morel ike gayreeks

In french, Uruguay is a boi

Just come here la

delet this

It's in your dna youtube.com/watch?v=TajvbEouA1U

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We don't really care about them, but they seem to really love us since half of their fucking population seems to be living here

but people itt say french are cunts
uruguay is a boy in spanish too

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>but they seem to really love us
We all do, you are irresistible mon amie

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How come Italians are always butthurt about France on Jow Forums? Are they like this IRL? The truth is, French people go to Italy for cheap vacations, but deep down know it's shit, the Italians however, go to France en masse to work but can't go on vacation there because they are too poor, therefore they keep making up reasons for it, such as "we have better wine! better food, better history! better landscape! better language!" which are all false statements

henlo frens (not france and spain)

t. catalan

I enjoyed Italy when I visited but it's funny to see how they are online, I don't really get it

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based

have sex

remove France
zitto ANIMALE

In the name of our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS I implore you to have sex

100% true, it's on Jow Forums after all

open bobs pls

The spaniards are our anoying brothers that we love dispite the 1000 years of banter.
The French are cunt to us ,no friendship here
The italians are our Nice fun loving cousins that party with us during family meetings

please take us as well uwu

>bit of family banter and healthy manly rivalry
>new worlder soys think it’s srs business
lel every time

*AHEM* *AHEM*

youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8

Putin is watching.

>The French are cunt to us ,no friendship here
Guess we should have thrown all your cousins into the sea when they came here then

I love portugal

>He thinks i like avecs
Please trow them in the sea dont let me stop you