Eating dhal aka food of the poor and weak aka lentil diarrhea for the third day in a row

I will punish you
Are you the Afghan nigga who said he wasn't posting till beginning of 2020

I finished my studies a while ago

No, I am of pure Ionian extraction

Oh, that sucks. Pretty much everyone has to go through some rough spots though, I'm sure things will get better for you. You should add some ginger and carrot to your lentils though, along with a lot of coriander, some cumin, a bit of tumeric, some paprika, and some tomatoes or tomato paste

What the fuck OP, Dahl is bretty gud especially when it's home made. What did you use ? Did you tried with coco milk and coral lentils ?

But the essence of the meal will never change, no matter how much you try to mask its abominable taste with spices. I am dry heaving right now thinking about my dinner tomorrow (dhal). I wish a bolt of lightning would strike me with the power of one hundred suns so I am permanently erased from this plane of existence and never have to encounter lentils again

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Can you just buy beans and rice instead?

You talking about some gallo pinto con plátanos fritos?

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Wait a minute, no non Latino knows about this, are you Latino?

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no but I travelled through Latin America extensively

Can you even get plantains in the netherlands? You can do a lot of shit with beans and rice though, would recommend Jamaican rice and peas

Sometimes supermarkets randomly add plantains to their assortment for a few weeks. I bought one a few months back and I tried to prepare it but it failed horribly. I am doomed to a life of lentils forever.

>a pinch of sorrow
>a lick of regret
>a table spoon of depression
Oh those are the staple ingredients of Steel Reserve. You should have a pint with it.

You can't just give up because you fucked up once. Everybody fucks up when they're trying to prepare something totally new.

thanks for the motivation bro... tomorrow I will not cook lentils

Sweet. What are you going to cook?

some basmati rice and with chicken breast and perhaps homemade guac

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idk about you indobros, but I don't consider eating lentil to be shameful. Lentil soup is pretty common at least in my part of Europe if not in general.

It's considered extremely shameful and embarrassing.

all equatorial food fucking sucks

I don't agree. I've been to North India, Delhi and the Gangetic plain as far as the border of Bihar, and I enjoyed the food despite getting food poisoning. I didn't even mind the plain, mostly vegetarian diet prescribed by the doctor that I ended up subsisting on for a week out of the 16 days I was there. Loved every single dish.

oh yeah, and Rajasthan, too, lovely place.

You just can't cook it properly fucktard, I made red lentil soup dahl and it's amazing

Mediterranean-Anglo here. Dal is fucking gorgeous. Some pilau rice, 8 massive papadums and a pint. Fucking gorgeous.

What's with the lentil internet defence force? This is the worst food in the world.

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Sounds bretty gud. Just don't beat yourself up if you make mistakes, you can't learn without making them after all.