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Ground control to Major Tom

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I knocked up a girl while on vacation

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Art hoes

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>”Houston we have a problem”
>what’s the matter
>”so hot in *static*”
>please repeat
>”HOT IN HURR”

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no

this is why you don't have sex with roasties
and if you do, make sure you're vasectomized

Saved this

Yes

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>keeping contact with holiday fucks

LOL
Don’t tell me she even knows your real name

Guys I'm in the woods and I heard a wolf howling

What’s this aesthetic

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I'm pickle rick

>vasectomized

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>removing the venom from your cobra
yikes

youtu.be/DjcCQsRCHUs

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Of scale to 1-10 how rude would you consider Americans?

20
Because they’re always fake
Even if they smile and act friendly it’s all just show

Americans are evil people

lol how am i transphobic?

>Of scale to 1-10 how rude would you consider Americans?
>20
>Because they’re always fake
>Even if they smile and act friendly it’s all just show
>Americans are evil people

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When I'm stressed I play guitar hero

>tfw only a couple of pounds away from being a healthy weight for the first time since I was like 8

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0 you fucking mouthbreather

I've lost 36 lbs since January

i might be jew can i make jew jokes

wow transphobic AND racist

i am seriously pickle rick

No
Don't do this

>wanting to raise some slut's kid as she gets fucked by tyrone while you're at work

nothing more soy than that

Z-zero? Ok I will book my trip officially, then! Thank you very much for telling me that Americans are not rude at all. Also which places personally do you like the most? I mean for vacation? Any mustsees? Asking for a friend (and myself).

depends. give us your funniest jew joke and we'll see

Watching futurama

Transphobic and a terrible memory

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i'm pickle rick i'm pickle rick i'm pickle rick

thats just the truth
why would someone choose us over a cis girl

I'm starting to calm down now

Thanks for the update

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Wanna hear mine?

>lad

Not a fan of this fad

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I'm not gonna raise shit, she's in a different country. Still a weird feeling though.

Online college is a scam

wait youre not one of "us" why am i explaining to you

Your mom is a scam

>us

um no sorry sweetie, you're no longer one of us due to your bigotry

implying trans women are below cis women is an act of bigotry and quite honestly problematic

Not enlarging this image

I wanna live in Paris

Tell us more

Dubs checked.

Why does it take so many people to monitor one spacecraft?

is this epic for the win or what

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>discriminating against someone because of the gender they were incorrectly assigned at birth
>not transphobic

yeah thats what i was thinking

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Cringe cringe cringe

glad we could clear that up, male ale

im not having any serious conversation here if you wsnt ro talk for real add me on discord

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>repeating words like a child
cringe

Being a pedo (tranny) enabler is cringe cringe cringe

>discord
>transphobic
>racist
cikes

I'm staying out of this argument

You have the mind of a toddler

Being a disgusting, creepy, degenerate, footfaggot sexpat creep is cringe

There's no adult in the room

Welp time for more toil

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yo tengo pito

I work at a warehouse

liza hasnt accepted my friend request on discord

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The good thing about the Apollo era was that it was before NASA had mandatory diversity quotas ie. we have to have a certain percentage of women/melanin-enriched individuals/trans people on Mission Control.

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good for you

there's no conversation to have, it was just being pointed out that you are transphobic, which is factual, since your memory failed you after your transphobic comment yesterday :^)

ok creep

Will we ever go to Mars?

You know how they have this receipt lottery here. Max win is 10mio NTD I think. Winning numbers every two months.
Sometimes I wonder what would happen should I win that. (Chances are basically 0 anyway)
The GF and I put all our receipts in one bag...if “we” win...would she give money to her family?
Bish better not try to pull some funny tricks.
Or maybe we’d end up fighting over who actually paid the winning ticket?

All I wanna do with that money is take a road trip
10mio NTD should be around 300k USD

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2032

I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo

just remembered that joe arpaio is not in jail

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Based panties

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My birthday is in 2 months

same

I think anime should only be viewed until 12 years of age

my birthday is in a week and a day

Happy 15th birthday user

I don't think that girl is white anyway, so...

thanks almost twice as old as that

She's white nignog

just remembered that ale is not in jail for transphobic hatespeech

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Happy 17th birthday user

finna listen to some amy winehouse today

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have you ever done drugs

I am ill. Drank too much last night. It's fucking killing me. I can't fucking stop drinking no matter how hard I try.

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finna listen to some contrapoints today to cool down after ale's transphobic hatespeech

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nope

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I see moe

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Ted kaczynski was right about everything

New Hampshire rules the world

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Good

you literally take a benzo every day

I take more painkillers than max payne

Reminder that Manchester broke his hymen in a batting cage

Ted Kaczynski was right about everything but there is no escape from this hell

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