Ground control to Major Tom
/cum/
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I knocked up a girl while on vacation
Art hoes
>”Houston we have a problem”
>what’s the matter
>”so hot in *static*”
>please repeat
>”HOT IN HURR”
no
this is why you don't have sex with roasties
and if you do, make sure you're vasectomized
Saved this
Yes
>keeping contact with holiday fucks
LOL
Don’t tell me she even knows your real name
Guys I'm in the woods and I heard a wolf howling
What’s this aesthetic
I'm pickle rick
>vasectomized
>removing the venom from your cobra
yikes
Of scale to 1-10 how rude would you consider Americans?
20
Because they’re always fake
Even if they smile and act friendly it’s all just show
Americans are evil people
lol how am i transphobic?
>Of scale to 1-10 how rude would you consider Americans?
>20
>Because they’re always fake
>Even if they smile and act friendly it’s all just show
>Americans are evil people
When I'm stressed I play guitar hero
>tfw only a couple of pounds away from being a healthy weight for the first time since I was like 8
0 you fucking mouthbreather
I've lost 36 lbs since January
i might be jew can i make jew jokes
wow transphobic AND racist
i am seriously pickle rick
No
Don't do this
>wanting to raise some slut's kid as she gets fucked by tyrone while you're at work
nothing more soy than that
Z-zero? Ok I will book my trip officially, then! Thank you very much for telling me that Americans are not rude at all. Also which places personally do you like the most? I mean for vacation? Any mustsees? Asking for a friend (and myself).
depends. give us your funniest jew joke and we'll see
Watching futurama
Transphobic and a terrible memory
i'm pickle rick i'm pickle rick i'm pickle rick
thats just the truth
why would someone choose us over a cis girl
I'm starting to calm down now
Thanks for the update
Wanna hear mine?
>lad
Not a fan of this fad
I'm not gonna raise shit, she's in a different country. Still a weird feeling though.
Online college is a scam
wait youre not one of "us" why am i explaining to you
Your mom is a scam
>us
um no sorry sweetie, you're no longer one of us due to your bigotry
implying trans women are below cis women is an act of bigotry and quite honestly problematic
Not enlarging this image
I wanna live in Paris
Tell us more
Dubs checked.
Why does it take so many people to monitor one spacecraft?
is this epic for the win or what
>discriminating against someone because of the gender they were incorrectly assigned at birth
>not transphobic
yeah thats what i was thinking
Cringe cringe cringe
glad we could clear that up, male ale
im not having any serious conversation here if you wsnt ro talk for real add me on discord
>repeating words like a child
cringe
Being a pedo (tranny) enabler is cringe cringe cringe
>discord
>transphobic
>racist
cikes
I'm staying out of this argument
You have the mind of a toddler
Being a disgusting, creepy, degenerate, footfaggot sexpat creep is cringe
There's no adult in the room
Welp time for more toil
yo tengo pito
I work at a warehouse
liza hasnt accepted my friend request on discord
The good thing about the Apollo era was that it was before NASA had mandatory diversity quotas ie. we have to have a certain percentage of women/melanin-enriched individuals/trans people on Mission Control.
good for you
there's no conversation to have, it was just being pointed out that you are transphobic, which is factual, since your memory failed you after your transphobic comment yesterday :^)
ok creep
Will we ever go to Mars?
You know how they have this receipt lottery here. Max win is 10mio NTD I think. Winning numbers every two months.
Sometimes I wonder what would happen should I win that. (Chances are basically 0 anyway)
The GF and I put all our receipts in one bag...if “we” win...would she give money to her family?
Bish better not try to pull some funny tricks.
Or maybe we’d end up fighting over who actually paid the winning ticket?
All I wanna do with that money is take a road trip
10mio NTD should be around 300k USD
2032
I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
just remembered that joe arpaio is not in jail
Based panties
My birthday is in 2 months
same
I think anime should only be viewed until 12 years of age
my birthday is in a week and a day
Happy 15th birthday user
I don't think that girl is white anyway, so...
thanks almost twice as old as that
She's white nignog
just remembered that ale is not in jail for transphobic hatespeech
Happy 17th birthday user
finna listen to some amy winehouse today
have you ever done drugs
I am ill. Drank too much last night. It's fucking killing me. I can't fucking stop drinking no matter how hard I try.
finna listen to some contrapoints today to cool down after ale's transphobic hatespeech
nope
Sometimes when I look in the mirror I see moe
Ted kaczynski was right about everything
New Hampshire rules the world
Good
you literally take a benzo every day
I take more painkillers than max payne
Reminder that Manchester broke his hymen in a batting cage
Ted Kaczynski was right about everything but there is no escape from this hell