What do you think about mega churches?

Post the church with a baptismal water slide please

Cathedrals done horribly horribly wrong

The biggest megachurch is the vatican.

Shlomo and his corporate friends finding ways to exploit Christ cucks

All run by freemasons/jooz.

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They've got neither the intimacy of small churches nor the grandeur or elegance of cathedrals.

They Live.

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The epitome of soulless

emm no thanks

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Should be bombed desu

How would the communion even work

I don't think they have it

They do.
>The Catholics' views on the spiritual office are reflected in the Eucharist, or Holy Communion, a rite commemorating the Last Supper of Jesus with his disciples before his crucifixion. Once consecrated by a priest in the name of Jesus, bread and wine become the body and blood of Christ. Non-Catholics may not participate in Communion.
>In the Protest Church, every baptized person is invited to share and is allowed to lead the Lord's Supper. This approach is not accepted by Catholics. Additionally, Eucharist has a different meaning for Catholics and Protestants. The bread, known as the Host, embodies Jesus and can therefore be prayed to. For Protestants, the ritual only serves to commemorate Jesus' death and resurrection.

>they have to build new churches
Lmao

I know we are lutherans and we have it. Keep in mind not all protestants are the same.

cringe

>here's your Eucharist bro

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Well that's juat sacrilege.

is that kool-aid?

no, americans were a mistake

that shit cant be found in any protestant place

They're based and infinitly better than your mosques

I think it's very American thing and any decent country should ban it.

I had actual communion at the methodist church I went to. except no wine of course. little juice cup and a small broken off chunk of bread

>except no wine of course
Why not? We had actual wine at 14-15

This. Real protestantism has nothing to do with this twisted western hemisphere shit.

illegal to serve alcohol to minors

this, wtf

I think it's a good idea to gather hundreds of religious fanatics in same place because it would be easy to kill them all simultaneously

pretty sure he was referring to the megachurches

Don’t you think that’s weird? Even our alcohol laws aren’t this autistic.

It's not a bar or a store. And it's just a one sip

do you have autistic alcohol laws? I think it's hard to compete with how autistic we are about it with a 21 drinking age

Still illegal, we use juice even for adults

>Megachurches aren’t even classified as actual churches and instead considered Church Auditoriums
Something about this just makes me laugh.
>tfw the US isn’t even the best at Megachurches as the top 6 largest megachurches are in Nigeria