/brit/

theres a clan chat you can join from the minigames tab.

DUDE

gonna tell her dad about it when I next see him, would stlll do it even if he told me to fuck off for some reason

is there still no post on sundays

some people make it
some people don't

Joined a clan chat or something for it but had no idea how to type in clan chat so i PMd him instead ahhaha
lad gave me 1000k afterwards lovely man

last one was avin a wee spliff waitin for me dealer and e offered me a toke or 2 when his mam came outaside and gave me the skunk

haha yeah having a family that loves you is so uncool dude, real melvin!
*skateboards out of the thread*

*makes eye contact with you*

What runescape clan were you in?

Mate offered me a free ticket to watch Chemical Brothers live tonight. Turned it down and now I'm going to spend the evening alone in my room haha

Today's birthday:
1819 – Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom

She inherited the throne at the age of 18 and reigned for the next 63 years. At the beginning of her reign, she ruled over 18 million people, and by the end, she ruled over 500 million people. Even while she was still reigning, Victoria's monarchy became more symbolic than political; it placed a strong emphasis on morality, sensibilities, religious revival, and family values; technological progress, industry, and art, especially literature, also expanded. Historians have characterized her reign as Britain's "Golden Years".

Victoria had 42 grandchildren with links to all of Europe's royal families, earning her the nickname "the grandmother of Europe". She was personally the grandmother of an two emperors (Great Britain and Germany), four queens, and the Tsarina. Her great-great grandchildren currently occupy the thrones of Belgium, Denmark, Luxembourg, Norway, Spain, Sweden and the United Kingdom. Only Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands does not descend from Queen Victoria.

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theres an even bigger compilation that conjours more feels

haha I'm in totus

but thats the problem there could be 100s of people in there and I might look like a right wally

just don't celebrate birthdays
simple as that

reckon I've got some kind of messiah complex, because I just really wanna be good mates to them all so they have something. same with homealone.
I bet they wished their family didn't even force them to celebrate a birthday in this fashion.

blog on you retard

blog on

blog off

what a hot bitch
youtube.com/watch?v=2pKON2AfxGs

that you mate?

wax on
wax off

just do it mate no one really cares

just been put through the ceiling by my massively extendable swivel chair

youtube.com/watch?v=XhzpxjuwZy0

Always reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=h73kd6wsBq0

who is me

milk-white hands composed this post

can't sit on swivel chairs without imagining the hydraulics go off on one and end up destroying my arsehole.

>feels
jog on reddit cunt

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not true
down the shore
and tanning a bit

doing a read

poleaboo.wordpress.com/

do not delete sue. cunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=R3i8dqvECbg

might go to sunwaves

Between this chick, Felicity Jones, and Emilia Clarke, I think the UK unironically has some of the cutest women in the world. Idk why they have such a bad reputation.

cor yes pukka bites de lads

God I hope her facial feminization surgery goes okay.

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/brit/ is the most casual and reddit Jow Forums general there is

just ignore reality bro

wish we still rioted against catholics and irish

youtube.com/watch?v=3ALk1M9Rl_4

gonna have a shower and then hop in to bed
night lads x

Comment section is by far the best part

*Eggs you on*

>he doesn't shave his pubes and do jaw exercises

Lmaoing at your life. No wonder you'll never have sex

Holy
Fucking
PENG

>tattoo
yikes

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Naomi looks like an improved Felicity Jones
I'd say Jenna Coleman and Gemma Arterton are peak British women

hfp HFP HFP

replace all physical money with tokens made of poo then use all the melted down coins to make hospitals and the paper to make bibles

woah!

*spices up your life*

what the fuck is wrong with yanks

>he doesn't mew

the police, someones moved all my furniture

what a fucking narcissist

would shag top middle and bottom right desu

I'm yearning de lads
For a kiss from a welsh rose

So all it takes is pajeet blood?
Atleast, for 2/3 AFAIK

those indian niggas is right about one thing
pooing outside is fucking tops

*slams it to the left*

Someone save Mark

british nigga be like
opps gotta become a female lmao

i think you mean a welsh leek

Tory leadership race is 100% wankers

tory party is 100% wankers so what were you expecting?

are there any tories you like (besides ken clarke)

Yearning for a Welsh leek de lads

mental how bojo gonna be pm init
reckon the tories knew it was gonna go shit

*Listens to Linkin Park - In The End on my headphones*

undergoing a depressive episode lads

Dominos

graham brady
rees-mogg

Are you a proxyfag, OP?

True love is doing that thing where you share earbuds one per person

i like
tony blair
harold wilson
enoch powell
churchill
william pitt the younger

we say the n word round here

I am in love with Sue.

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yeh

>get home from work
>hungry
>no energy to cook
toilberg and takeawayberg have me in their vicelike grip

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been smashing the ket all day lads
youtube.com/watch?v=X3zFTIS1S94

blog on incel

no you're not
be quiet

> “Among researchers who have studied gender transition, there is little doubt that it improves the well-being of transgender people, often markedly,” said Nathaniel Frank, director of the What We Know Project, and co-lead, with researcher Kellan Baker, of the online study. “A consensus like this is rare in social science.” Their analysis confirms earlier findings that reflect near unanimity of opinion by experts on treatment of gender dysphoria, Frank said. “Just like anyone else,” he said, “with access to adequate health care, transgender people can excel at life and at work.”

Why are you guys so anti-science? We know that gender dysphoria is a real illness and as of now, transitioning is the best known treatment.
Why hate so much? Do you hate special needs and cancer patients too?

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Had a dream about falling in love with a girl I know but in reality she's very dull

no he's ethiopian-american and his name is jeff and he's based and fit as fuck

Poo rankings
1. Pooing in the nude outside
2. Pooing outside
3. Pooing in the nude
4. Toilpoo
5. Homepoo
*power gap*
6. fear poo in the rickety dunny at your grandparent's place out in the sticks

/brit/:
normie general
no anime
frogwog is based

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no, that's our jeff
he grew up in yankland now lives in a ethopian mansion his dad built