Culture Pals /cp/

Peru edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

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>tfw no 1st world gf yet

>Caring so much about getting laid that you wish you were gay

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This

Have you started messaging North American qts yet?

>tfw fat
what cunt cares least about looks

anything SEA

nice

>idle conversation with russian qt
>mention how ugly girls tend to have better personalities since they have to compensate for their appearance
>she disagrees and calls me immature, immediately barbs me
>I spill my spaghetti and say that girls that aren’t complemented all the time have low self-esteem since they are less validated
>she flips her shit and says I’m calling her ugly and she fucks off
how badly have I fucked up
she’s a right bitch anyway, not sure I’ll continue with her

literally why would you bring this up? I feel as though this is a fairly large fuck up for sure. You're either saying she's ugly or that she's boring

>>she flips her shit and says I’m calling her ugly and she fucks off
Don't bother with russian thots

Brazil

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God damn he's got some tig ol bitties

conversation just tended to drift towards having friends of the opposite gender and I mentioned how I’d rather be friends with an ugly girl since she won’t have the self esteem to end up hitting on me and making things awkward so things can remain platonic
I didn’t call her ugly directly, she fishes for compliments the whole time and says she never gets them irl so when I said “girls that aren’t complimented all the time compensate for their appearance with personality” she interpreted that as me calling her unattractive
fucking women, man

Welp, you took the throne from the "Russian history" Canadian.

i think you should always avoid comments taht can be taken as calling a girl ugly. this was a big mistake

>calling out thots is worse than being an autist who can't add anything to a conversation
turn off your vpn faggot

in no way was what I said directed at her, she contrived what I said to likely look for more compliments and when I didn’t give she got pissed
read through our conversation again and she was being hostile for no reason, reckon I’ll move on from her if she’s going to be like that

pls no bully I'm on interpals to attempt to improve my social skills more than I am to get nudes

what does he mean every single time he posts this?

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The same thing shihtoh means when he posts this on everything

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clearly he's making a reference to one of his favorite movies

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caption this image

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that's not really true. there's no way to interpret "i only like talking to ugly girls" in a different way if she's a girl you're talking to

no, she’s very attractive but she’s got a dogshit personality
I didn’t quite word it as that

Should have just told her people of the opposite sex can't be friends and she prob would have agreed. Faggot.

i love you all ^_^

>I'm an """"""English"""""" teacher (sexpat)

y-you too

kek so she was interpreting it exactly correctly

I’m a right fool alri I know
let me justify my shitty behaviour

it's fine, it's amusing and if she has a shit personality you shouldn't care. i wouldn't stress over it

>>calling out thots

Clearly that wasn't his intention, or he wasn't complaining about it here.
Was a fuck up, but not as autistic as the Russian historian.

What about this

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>finna fix the birthrate bros!

All the soy

This qt is excellent at bants but I'm sure she thinks I'm gross if she's joking about me shoving burgers up her ass

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>she's joking about me shoving burgers up her ass
wew.... now that's hot

Woah!

Randy! I just heard the good news! Congratulations)))))))

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Yikes

Peruvians are leafless canadians. Change my mind.

what happened?

Randy is getting married to his Laotian qt! He must invite all of the pals to the wedding! It will be spectacular))

Everyone congratulate Randy!

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congratulations Randy!!

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We are all going to make it

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Why are brazillian girls so crazy about korean guys? Like lately so many of them contact me on fb or insta. Usually just by talking for a day on kkt they do everything I tell them. Too easy

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*retrieves jaw from floor*
what

Brazilians are a lot more eager than any other nationality, I'm a total loser and they still give me attention.
Also, I do believe koreaboos have mental problems, so that also explains it.

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Koreaboos are like one rung below shit like horsefags and furries on the autism ladder
Never met a normal girl that's into kpop

Have her do her makeup better and she'd be 6.5/10. Right now she's a 5

HAHAHAHAH COPE.
While you jerk off to some ugly korean girl, an american blonde goddess soon will lick my YELLOW anus. :^)

Tell me, this isn't a normal girl for you? :3

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Normal girls don't join the army in the hope that they get sent to Korea

Who gives a fuck, she is gorgeous and willing to do anything when she is here in korea. Why are you salty?

I'm literally asian and have pulled better looking whitey, dude
There's something off about her face that I can't quite place, but to each his own

I'm not, Koreaboos are a bit off though. Why are you so quick to get defensive?

The only girl I've seen around here who was into kpop was some landwhale on tinder. Sorry but you're literally getting bottom tier girls.

That US Army girl? She's not going to get posted to Korea she's going to go to Afghanistan and be the fucking Bagram bicycle lmao. The recruiter probably told her she could go to Korea to get her to sign the papers just like they promise male recruits they'll get to go to Thailand, the Philippines, or eastern Europe and fuck as many girls as they want

>in no way was what I said directed at her
Sadly, it's common for many girls to think everything is about them because of insecurity.
I feel it too sometimes but of course it helps that i am old (;_;)
So, it is less.
This meme about "do these jeans make me look fat?" Didn't come out of nowhere.
But i guess it's right you maintain distance because if you can't stand that, it's likely she has other things about her that will be difficult to endure.

SEEETHING!!! Angry white boys not understanding that the ASIAN man is now the most desired and superior man :^)

I thought it was the magyar girl poster he is marrying

You can stop the larp anytime bud. Go back to r/asianmasculinity

>i surrender to you
THIRSTY

Love those Korean girls who dye their hair yellow so the whole world knows just how much they want a white boy to nut inside them.

That’s actually not true. They always need people to go to Korea. When I was in the Army they were always seeking soldiers willing to go to Korea

Korean dude,tell me more about your conquests in white lands.
Show me your work

Get angry white boy. But the reality is that most american army men don't want to go to Korea, because when they hear that they have to go to S.Korea they think about N.Korea. So she said that it was easy to go. Why are you so angry that an beautiful white blonde girl will lick my yellow anus? Is this making you angry? :^)

Normal girls in the west don't join the army because it's low paying and they get sexually harassed and told to keep quiet about it or else they get punished by the chain of command. Sorry but she's someone we don't want

Lol let him have his fun, he probably sees white chads taking his women everywhere he goes. Asian men have had sex with more white men than white women.

I'm pretty sure that most soldiers are happy enough to go somewhere that they're not being shot at, is warm and a place that they can bang the locals.

>she's going to go to Afghanistan and be the fucking Bagram bicycle
lol based

Imagine getting killed in combat by a koreaboo

fuck off c*cchi
>when you remember that m*cchi actually joined the military like a good goy

HAHAHAH all these seething and angry white boys. Let me drink your tears white boys :D

Here you can see a russian girl, telling me she will obey and worship me if I let her live with me in korea :^)
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Look at her wallpaper. She already worships korean stars at home :^)

FACE it, the age of your asian masters is coming. Your girls want to live in korea and be breed by REAL men :^)

I wish I was as cool as you, Korea.

they dye their hair because of cute asian girls with blonde hair not because of wanting white pigs sperm...Desgausten!!!!!

r/asianmasculinity is calling and looking for you Kim. Please go home they miss you

He'll go there once koreaboos realise that koreans are on the same level as turks and arabs

Lmao, one of them literally has this picture on her profile. Now who's salty?

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Or when he realizes the koreaboos are just the female version of neckbeard weebs

Lewd

심심해서 시작한건데 니 좆같은 셀카부터 니가 유출한 여자애들 누드사진 니가 쓴 글들 다 캡쳐 해놨어 니가 대화 나눈 여자애들의 그 엄격하고 성격 더럽다는 아빠들이 너를 찾을 수 있게 도와줄거야 널 고발할거야 니 인생을 족쳐버릴거야

Why is the Korean so wound up all the time?

Because of all the extra Testosterone firing off from getting so many qts

>I started with boredom. The girl you leaked from your fucking self. Nude photos. I've captured all the text you wrote. The strict nature of the girls you talked to is dirty. They'll help you find you. I'm gonna take my life.
spooky

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>I'm gonna take my life
NOOOO. WTF???
DON'T DO THAT

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>Asians
>Testosterone
Good one

>those perfect tits
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Fragile Asian masculinity

Before you do, there's a certain place in the suburbs of Lisbon I'd like to show you around. really comfy and beautiful place. You will never say such words after you go there

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Don't encourage him m*cchi

can i come?

Yes. Fill me with pleasure.

Also talking to a 27 y/o german nurse with blue eyes from Hamburg :^)
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Are you angry white boy?

STOP making the korean girl sad! You heartless chink

Yes :^) I swear I won't take you to the slums

i didn’t say i’m killing myself

Oh.... Good. Stay alive :)