What do you know about Lithuania except for suicides?

What do you know about Lithuania except for suicides?

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They like basketball but do not like Russians. I made the mistake to ask a Lithuanian business acquaintance to teach me some Russian. He because upset. It was embarrassing.

It was a big country
Neighbor of prussians (never forget)

I bet he knew russian though.

very good at basketball.

They cheat on their boyfriends.
t. knower

You guys really like honey

Nice. I remember reading that basketball was no. 1 sports in Serbia. I suspect it might be a bullshit, though.

He did in fact. I learned enough to talk to some Russian girls in Thailand last winter. Unfortunately while I have a good job, middle class is not desirable to them.

it used to be number 1 in the 90s and 00s when we were taking all the golds. nowadays it's back to football, but we're terrible at football.

They play basketball and have a big community in England

It's just a meme. But life in Lithuania really is depressing, because people are piss poor. Even poorer than Poland and alike and that says something. Add Alcoholism to this and you get the idea.

Also many Lithuanians were genocided. Probably only 50% of the original population now lives there. Many other immigrated to Norway and other countries.

Sure media loves brainwashing everyone that the Baltic states developed so well thanks to glorious EU, but that's complete bullcrap.

Very low IQ

Correct

this and that

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I heard your language is the closest thing to that of the original Indo Europeans

That Vilnius is full of soyboys and real men live in Kaunas or Palanga. Also, the cheap kebab.

Big kebab 3.50 eur

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stole our memeland

Too much cabbage. More meat required.

Lots of meat at the bottom

fuck you Vytautas! That would be 7-8€ here.

man i miss gyroses and kebabs and whatever is the difference. all the shops are closed.

They think that we're mean bullies

And they are 100% correct.

I know that Belarus is actually true Lithuania.

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whooaa look at that giant kebap-like-thing! i can eat that for two days wtf.

I met Lithuanian exchange students in upper secondary school. Lithuanian sounded like Russian to me, I couldn’t tell them apart. When I asked what they though Finnish sounds like, they said it sounds like nothing – it was all just one blur to them.
That’s it.

it's infested with russkies

>last remnants of paganism in Yurope
>language is closest to proto-indo-european(?)
>weird ethnic groups on the ocean that are basically dead now, sad stuff
>alcoholism

That it was once a big country.
Seriously, what the fuck happened?

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Got assraped by Rus & Polax

I dream of going there or to Belarus and find a poor underage wife to take home

>filled the power vacuum in Rus' lands ravaged by the Mongols
>had to cuck to one more powerful neighbor because was threatened by another more powerful neighbor

Immune to HIV.

Well we kill ourselves before we get HIV

16% of Lithuanians are literally genetically immune to it.

That means HIV will mutate and kill more faggots and lithuanians will inherit the earth

You curse in russian

>hohols were too stupid to create a state even after mongols are gone, so they chose to be subjugated by some baltic tribes for centuries

hot women

I think all balts curse in Russian. Pohhui, idi nahhui, bljät, hui is commonly used by people who don´t speak russian. Russian cursewords just seem stronger.

looks are very deceiving.

It is home to many beautiful women

why user?

gerai

they are shallow gold-diggers underneath

That they have nigger tier criminals, comparing population and prisoner numbers in western contries. Also steal our tractors, don't come here.

What do they do with all the cars and tractors they steal? Sell to Poland?

Tell me eesti equivalents to those mean-mean words
Sell em in parts to Kaliningrad in exchange for bootleg cigarettes lmao

Half a day of calories for the day there

The language is relatively close to Proto-Indo-European, pajeets act like Lithuania is theirs all along, it's really poorcomfy, basketball, got cucked by Pilsudski, the Russians, the Germans and then the Germans again and food (kugelis, cepelinai, the fried bread with barlic which is kino shit, good mushroom and blueberry pelmeni)
My family is Lithuanian, so I know a lot about the food, aka adding bacon and sour cream to everything.

A Friend is from there

You come here to steal in apartments etc. It's honestly the only thing I know kek