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What is best in life edition

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doing a poo
taking a crack at it
having a wank
sorting it out

mad thing is that morrissey isn't even racist so I don't know why he does this

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drinking an alka seltzer

THREAD CHOOOOON

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If you want to crash with us in Spain anytime between the dates I posted let me know..

think that if they could switch out the parts, they could stop the trolley so in my opinion its not my fault

me? i work a runt tier admin office job for 18 grand a year and starve off the suicidal thought by doing 8 cheap weekends abroad to random continental cities where i can get a cheap flight to and spend my time getting purposely lost in the city and admiring the architecture whilst getting drunk from beers i bought from the shop

any brexit man in

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lol not sure this really explains the idea of cantor's sets very welly desu

the bank holiday itinerary

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sucking a lightbulb

mmm goffee

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i'm a civic nationalist like are nige

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blog on

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you're actually a very nice lad
don't have the time or the money to make it to spain on such short notice but it could be nice to have a pint with some of the non autistic people of /brit/

looks a bit edited

want to do this but it's so fucking expensive
also want to do a sleeper

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*destroys two Conservative Prime Ministers in a row*
heh nothing personal kid

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reckon the vast majority of our lads who went to Spain the the 30s/40s to fight 'fascism' only went with the vague hope they'd get a villa in the southern costas from whoever won 2bh

I'm massively autistic

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Assad is fucking invincible lads

well you seem to be one of the more well adjusted people who post here

The british empire was built on the same premise 2bh lad

anyone else get a random urge every six months or so to fire up minecraft and build a little house

Got a good thing going with the Turks in the kebab shop.
I buy chips from them and they buy pints from me in the pub.
Good lads.

love building little houses me

Just took a picture of my gfs chebs while she is sleeping

Please voice your thoughts

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>owning a pub
cool

My interest comes and goes. I play on a pretty good vanilla server so good times.

Wish I owned it

blog on also she looks fat as fuck

Would shoot a load of spunk between them.

theyre alright i guess

Why didn't sargon talk about the paki rape gangs that have raped countless English girls and who don't get arrested?

how does an ethiopian end up on /brit/?

bit noncy taking a picture but very nice chebs if you do have access to them

Anyone else having problems buying tickets for Saw Con?

Most who post here are like me but had less sex than I did during formative years

That's what I'd attribute my apparent normalcy to.

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Really hope there are more Power Ranger movies, the pink and yellow rangers are qt and I suspect the female green ranger will be too

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haha yeah

you know what you must do

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why don't you ask him?

Just realized how refined my taste in music is.

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Reimann zeta function
1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + ⋯ = ζ(0) = − 1/2
So yes , I pull the lever, giving birth to a baby in the process

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oi to the fucking oi

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can't deal with all these absolute weapons lad

I'm thinkin he's based

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i almost exclusively play single player on peaceful

Lad you just emailed me
I'm going to delete it as I assume you're drunk

Your initials are CC
Email me when you're sober

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just emailed you jeff lad
maybe in the context of wider society but you're definitely less autistic than the average of /brit/

even having the experience of living in 2 different continents in vastly different circumstances gives you more life experience than half of Jow Forums

how delightfully contrived

oxford bender

If I lived in the UK I would go to one of his street debate things and ask him this exactly
I would also challenge him on his views about identity politics

Jewish

Eating chips lads.

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any nordie 'nationalist's care to explain this shit btw?

why are ye so determined to destroy yourselves?

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Eliza Rosenbaum was her real name

Can someone photoshop the crying cat face onto Theresa May? Thanks.

this but unironcially

most people have jobs.
also most people realise he actually doesn't have any coherent views nor political traction so there's no point in even bothering to waste time on him.

blog on

I drink like she wanted to
I get drunk like she wanted to
I play the music she wanted to
And now she wants to withdraw before she is drunk because of naussea
And then has the audacity to bitch and moan when I decide to go to bed early since there will be no more drinking tonight

you know I've made a startling revelation by watching buffy the vampire slayer

bethesda have ripped off so much from this show

good post

Why has Ethiopialad never invited me to stay with him in Spain? Feeling sad

Still I would like to talk to him about

he has

Wouldn't be seen dead with any of you runts in real life.

I'll save your email and let you know when I'll be up for a Meetup

WHY DIDNT YOU CRY FOR GRENFEL TREZA

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statistically you've walked past or potentially even spoken to at least 1 /brit/ poster for each 2 years you've been on this general

What's better, your dick between her tits or chins?

imagine wanting the PM to cry over the windrush "scandal"

I've got enough milkshakes to splash everyone of you racist cunts

SPLASH THE FASH

Bantz

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Drunk as shit

Then why didn't he say that to jess Phillips?

Liberals really are a horrible bunch. You can think she was a bad PM and still believe that she's an honest lass just trying to do her job, and feel for her on a personal level

Chaosh ish a ladder

Heard some lad from Newcastle fucked a gay guy on his balcony on holiday for a laugh

lmao what? just reply and we can discuss possible scenarios and how it would work, you definitely should visit britain seeing as you spend your days posting in a british culture thread, if it's august we could go to a football game, probably the first game of the season

to a random football league club to experience some proper english football culture

What NHS cuts?

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*sits around the negotiating table*

>just trying to do her job
lol

If you throw a milkshake at me I will kill you with my bare hands

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No deal brexit will be batshit insane

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Danny Baker looks like he's about to perform the Azan there

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Hahhahhaahha

Would you like vanilla or chocolate thrown all.over your stupid fat head

I'll be in Madrid from the 2nd to the 9th
Come hang with me and my m8s
One of them did his MBA in Madrid so we'll have loads of cocaine and you can crash with us in our apartment

>tezza
>love of her country
having.. dare i say.. the guffaw of the hour over this picture

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this is what got them in the ovens the last time