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Scotland is British.

I was born to a Jewish doctor at NYU hospital on Xmas Eve 1988

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>theresa may cried during her resignation
prime example of why women cannot lead a country

norf fc is by far the best gimmick this general has come up with since bollock posting

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shagged a girl under brighton pier

Choose Chinkoids

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>this general has come up

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>Throwing milkshakes at fascists is ok

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lads what does it mean if a girl uses an upside down smile emoji in a message to you?

ah forgot about graham norton tonight, is it any good?

Might catch up on the iplayer

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do they have greggs in scotland

think it was Brit/pol/ lad

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Midul FC are a new one to me

choose east steel

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yeh pretty godo

this general hasnt come up with a single gimmick, even the ones you think could only be posted in /brit/ have come from elsewhere

she's so peng

It sure was /brit/pol. this insipid shithole never comes up with anything thats new or original

enough crossposting that they're one and the same at this point

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are you going to email back jeff or are you not interested? the offer of sniffing gear with your posh yank mates sounds appealing and my nutty working class persona will probably by entertaining for you lads

i unironically want to arrange this for real but it can't be done openly in the thread so just reply and we can arrange a line of communication for casual discussion and go from there

like every good /brit/ gimmick, it didn't start here

This whole road is chinkoid built
Love it

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i reject your hypothesis

I know lad, remember the anaconda vid? Probably the sexiest music video ever

If you wanna get high out of your mind on meth and bath salts, fight an alligator in a cutoff tank top, bust a nut in some cuban hooker with a giant fake ass, fight some cops and maybe shoot at some people, Miami is the place to be.

I have a whole folder of the history based ones

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People sharing that Lewis Capaldi TWAT on FB likes he's hilarious again. what the fuck is wrong with normals?

I’ve been talking to this girl for about 1 week now. Like paragraphs upon paragraphs of just texting and telling secrets. We’re going to finally meet this Monday, but nothing series.

You’re probably thinking I’m a VF. But au contrare. I know exactly what I’m doing. I’ve done this dozens of times. Right now she’s in an emotional tempest. The time for me to strike is tonight. Strike while the iron is hot, my friends. By striking, I mean I must disengage in this battle of love. Let the tempest rage until Monday, and then I return in grand fashion to quell the storm

yeah loads
i remember 2 or 3 years ago, they opened their first ever store in northern ireland and after just googling it, they now have 16 stores in NI already

why

Hate myself and want to die

sometimes when im hungry but have no food i'll eat flour straight out the bag

share em lad?

Just stick to the DENNIS system buddy, works every time

who even makes these?
beyond autism but also quite based

she's texting like 20 other guys at the same time

The holocaust is a myth

People often ask me, "steve, your a big football fan and you love women, surely womens football is right up your street, why dont you watch it" and I tell them "well my logic is simple, men look great when playing football but women look like shit while playing football which I believe is Gods sign that he frowns upon all womens sports, which is why I refrain from watching it"

haha lads got the wrong thread last time what do you thiunk of my picx

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IWTFEWP

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*throws milkshake over you*

Another one milked

fuck off jimmy newtron this isn't instagram

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hope boris wins lads

No you didn't

End of the worst academic year of my life in 3 weeks. Gonna pick up my passport and head East, live in hostels, steal/beg for food and generally just be a useless piece of shit.

How far into Europe will I get before I get my face smashed in by locals?

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urgently NEED a pikachu asmr gf

blog on

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mr bald has no problems
eastern europe looks grim but the people are sound if you're respectful

>rey in the phone

spoopy

state

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I'd milkshake you everyday for a year

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(8) and i promise that nobody's gonna love you like me (8)

really dull evening on /brit/

Started replying "I think you better." when people say they have to go, just for shits and giggles

so fucking depressed

Out smoking a doob now mate

Lovely Rita, meter maid
Nothing can come between us
When it gets dark I tow your heart away
Standing by a parking meter

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>hey jeff i'm bored, wanna hang out? xxx

>n-no t-the lads on /brit/ n-need me

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Just be yourself bro come on!

Damn junkies.

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Ah yes because a model wants to hang out with a alcoholic neet virgin

what are you on about you literal child

I visited miami in 2005 when I was a kid, in gta:vc

spooked by that creature in the background on the right

tired to the point of delirium

hi, i guess

poo fart willy bum

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on my third glass of wine and listening to this x

because i love /his/ but they are shit at making memes so ive been injecting them there in the hope they catch on

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Why are you taking pics when driving?

cringe text

I didn't make em lad

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soyquote me

chinned a spice head on the edge of town earlier, daft mug asked for the time then tried to steal my phone cunted him with a clean right hander

need to find a gf before the ex finds a bf

seething ngubu

love da norf
love norf memes
simple as

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