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>jordan
the name that dries up every fanny without a hundred miles when uttered

youtu.be/y04GnSRhoP4
Quite interesting

i am supremely humble

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say whaaaat

Ironic because of the river jordan

not ironic at all

there are people in japan who literally live in cyber cafes, it looks like a really cool way of life 2bh

theyre technically homeless but get to live in a place where they can wake up, shitpost every waking hour, go to sleep, and start all over again.

part and parcel

Stop making early news you absolute waster.

the gf started a band

youtu.be/RJ-uXjB_ds0

statement from the Fire Brigades Union on Theresa May and Grenfell:

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I am far more humble than you.

youtu.be/IgPRI6-8Efw

TREEZA

she just can't catch a break can she
wouldn't surprise me to hear of her suicide in a few months

if you were told that this man lives in a cyber cafe would you believe it

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You win, I'm not all that humble

Yes he looks like you

Like a smelly virgin

Think Postman Pat would make a good PM.

eve of the play off weekend and i've gone into bloody urinary retention again lads

Looks like a virgin freak that gets off on cartoons.

So yes

postman pat with his black and white cat

Think my shit clinkers would make a better PM than postman pat to be frank

>muh grenfell
FOW

jealous

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Mosley for PM

Jeremy Corbyn is a Marxist wanker

do you love sue

Any Sheffield man in

I'm visiting for the weekend, what's with all the chinkoids?

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just got diagnosed with candice

Think that scab on my arse would be the best option for PM in all honesty

Best advert ever

youtube.com/watch?v=8rwsuXHA7RA

bellend smells like swiss fondue

Wank post mate
Minus 19950 points from Muttenclaw

>company cheaps out on the cladding (even though it was proven to be unsafe beforehand and other companies weren't cheaping out on the cladding)
>WAHWAH WAH ITS DA GOVERNMENTS FAULT!!

Did back-to-back poos today.

Personally I believe that Brexit means Brexit

Queen in da Norf for PM

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Theresa May is a childless hag

every university town/city is full of chinese
they help fund the university

which one of you cunts is this

youtube.com/channel/UC4tpyICZbc9-1m8y-NSbQOA

RACIST

LOL

Snooker capital of the world

InfoWars has the best headline

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just sent this to my boomer uncle who replied "LOL!"

niece noncer

NO

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Business idea: unsafe cladding

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-48393548

i am ENRAGED
how could they do this to our Moz??

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>tfw no posh norf gf

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hello lads I am here now

Business idea: very safe cladding but it's made from rhino horn

doubt they'd care much if you told them anthony joshua said blacks were the superior race though

look at this tim pic lol

whose on the right side on history now? faggy cunts

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undulates

Reckon it's a bit of a nonce move to sniff a woman's hair but gosh I really want to do it

Thank God

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Weird that an unironic posh aristo irl played a militant proto-communist on the show

theres one lady at work who i never noticed had like horse teeth and huge gums, she doesnt smile much. but one day she laughed with me about something and i saw a glimpse of her chompers and i obviously looked at her teeth and she hasnt said much to me since. basically havent spoken in months now.

>Jon went to live with the Wildlings
Why is this brainlet opinion so common?

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Business idea: sell unsafe cladding to governments housing sheeds and rhino clad to companies

google constantly preventing me from watching certain videos is turning me intto a racist

Sniff her arse like us men do you fucking bender

Emilia?

>militant proto-communist
What a bizarre way of looking at the character
The wildlings are just northern barbarians, a kind of character that existed throughout the dark ages and ancient world
Closer to the Picts or Visigoths or what have you than the Bolsheviks lmao

Business idea: sell companies to Sheeds

Well where the fuck was he going then

He was most at home among them, he should be out exploring the land of always winter

Business idea: kill this man

If I could smell any woman’s ring piece it would be her’s.

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i like it so much i have it printed out and stuck on my wall

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oxford bender

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Business idea: man this kill

Business idea: tapas bar for parents without babysitters that night, but with a strict no kids policy

Oh nvm apparently Kit is nobility or some shit, Emilia’s mom was just some rich ceo

Fuck all actors and actresses really

gonna put on my fake wedding ring and go hang out in public lads

haha
lol

It won't always be winter now that the zombie cunts are gone

Lmao what a joke of a country

Gonna heem that yank with a pretend wedding ring in a mo I swear down

He was ranging. When we first met him he wanted to be a ranger, and ultimately that's where he ends up. It's important to assess the status of the North post-White Walkers.

The problem is that Redditors think Jon was sent to the wall as a way to punishing him by denying him sex. That wasn't it: the point was to prevent him from accruing or holding power. Jon with the Wildlings would be a major security risk and would be interpreted as an act of war by the Unsullied, Iron Borne and probably the Dornish. Grey Worm would try to hunt Jon down just on principle. Even if Jon wanted to join the Wildlings he would never put them at risk like that.

lets all go to japan and fuck their women

Nah the western ends beyond the wall are always winter regardless

Thing is it’s all really tall mountains and glaciers so it would be hard to navigate, but that’s where the night walkers came from

AH DUN WAN IT DANEH
AH NEVA 'AVE
DA ONLY WAH DAH MADURS IS DA WAH IN DA NORF
DAH NAIT KING AND HIS ARMY OF DA DEAH ARE CAMMING
YER MAH KWEEN

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I'm a 30 year old man who's very good looking. Not hot enough to be a model but hot enough to attract women ranging from half to twice my age. It's very rare that I find a man better looking than I am. I've had women after me all my life. I was badly molested by a group of teenage girls when I was 12. I've been harassed and stalked multiple times. I've had an ex girlfriend work her way into my friend group and then fuck all my friends, and then end up getting pregnant by and marrying my ex step brother. I have issues with women for a variety of reasons. It's mostly trust issues. I have trust issues because I've had eight (yes, eight) married women try to seduce me and have an affair. One of them was my therapist. Another was one of my college professors. I've seen so many women who are in relationships try to cheat with me. It's fucking heartbreaking.

business idea: the parents take shifts checking on the kids, ruining the entire night and making things awkward

"hey lets all go to a nice island but instead of going there to fuck each other and do mountains of cocaine lets bring our kids instead."