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Guys so hot they'll make you want to /cum/

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>being attracted to roid monkeys
Pleb taste

Tired of seeing this OP image desu

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>thinking this is roids
spotted the incel

>men
An animalistic race that belongs in zoos fitted with hamster wheels that generate electricity

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Stop being a sexist.

Men are the future, artificial wombs will begin the process of birth. We're gonna have an all /gay/ society and Lesbos aren't invited

IDGAF

kim is not good looking

Looks like Dua Lipa

00's clinging on to relevance

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disgusting

I stomp on ducklings

not for me

hot. ur gay if you wouldn't

gay fish

Not attracted to hobbits desu

old thread isn't even at 290. hi sheep

infatuated by the fame status

>what’s the first thing you want potential tinder matches to think of when they see your profile
>tearing a babby limb from limb with metal forceps
Wow that’s pretty metal haha
Tfw no bloodlust gf

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fetuses are just clumps of cells

women are weird as fuck
don't know why they think it's appropriate to go on about their politics in dating profiles

>implying men don't go on about their politics in their dating profiles

gross pls stop posting those images

walked past a spic today. why do they smell so fucking awful?

>fetuses are just clumps of cells

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I wouldn't know you stupid faggot
but I sure wouldn't talk about politics to a stranger

Girl on tinder told me shes home alone I have never touched a girl before and don't know how to proceed, how do I get my dick wet tonight?!?

Dip it in a bucket of water

Literally smell like barn animals. Just as bad as negroids, if not worse.

you keep your niggers in a barn?

'scuse me?

You wouldn't keep outdated farm equipment in a barn?

Why does my pee smell bad?

I bet someone who's even 1% beaner smells like shit.

waste of valuable real estate
keep them outside

four games thrown

“Clump of Cells” is such a gay cope
Why not just own up to what ur doing
Ultimate bloodthirsty satanic inversion
Doctor and mother, the two people in the world most expected to care for and protect
Instead tearing the child limb from limb
Symbolically valuing the few seconds of hedonic pleasure of orgasm as greater than an entire human lifetime and soul
And the infinite potentialities of the million generations that might follow

Ultimate crystalline pure hedonic pleasure ritual in defiance of life itself LOL

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>Mexican
more like, Mexi- can you please not stand near me? i'm trying to breath over here.

What's happening user, what game are you playing and why do you keep losing?

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>“Clump of Cells” is such a gay cope
Why not just own up to what ur doing
>Ultimate bloodthirsty satanic inversion
>Doctor and mother, the two people in the world most expected to care for and protect
>Instead tearing the child limb from limb
>Symbolically valuing the few seconds of hedonic pleasure of orgasm as greater than an entire human lifetime and soul
>And the infinite potentialities of the million generations that might follow

>Ultimate crystalline pure hedonic pleasure ritual in defiance of life itself LOL

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because we are hard workers and don't have time to care about how we smell

BASED

imagine the smell...

Any help?

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fuck off back to your own country

eating: beef lo mein, sushi, and that puffy chicken stuff
drinking: yuengling lager
watching: larry sanders show
chatting: with the buddies on /cum/

Need help constructing a noose?

why would i do that lole
i'm not retarded

Dumb idiot forgot to say PLEEEAAASE

make sure to work in a "m'lady"

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five games thrown
trying to learn sombra
i keep getting gold elims or damage which i shouldnt be getting idk, unlucky games tn. I should just play soldier and click heads

My poop smells really bad haha

tipping of fedora is implied i presume

A wamen wearing a thong, on all fours with the outline of her anus peeking past the string of fabric covering it...I truly think this is the goat aesthetic.
Barely covered girlanuses.

>2019
>playing waifuwatch

Why is it that when I poop, it takes so much toilet paper to properly clean my anus? Is it just what I eat?

I hate you so much and I can never express this enough.

Hot like a parked car
I sound weird like gamer with hard R

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i need feminism because ___

What's embarrassing is that I posted that pic you smelly foot queer

Made one mostly because I wanted to see some feet in the catalog ;-)

Going to spend my Friday night with a girl I met on tinder less than an hour ago, hopefully she touches my penis

Um are you stupid?
You just quoted me, who has posted this picture in the very post you quoted, and then say it was you who posted it?
Sorry but that’s a very dummy dumb thing to say.

shut it fag

I'm going to her house give me manly advice right now please

be yourself

the pussyhole is always lower than you think it is

Are u gonna suck her cock

Why are American trees so incredibly weak?

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If that tree had been built by Europeans it would still be standing.

you can hit her pretty hard in the mouth and she won't say nothing about it

the storm clouds have past buds, its starting to get sunny outside just a lil bit

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Ahahhaha uh oh, she texted "we're not going to screw or anything just saying"

what kind of sushi

rip she's probably a fucking weirdo

That’s a shit test just reply with something cheeky and make it happen later lol

this, rip user though

>of course not! I value consent

reply "then quit wasting my time"

I tried to do this consent shit with my gf when we first started dating and she got salty and said she wasn't turned on unless I "take" her.

"i'll spend my night with someone else then"

the soyboy dilemma
imagine believing in stupid shit like "consent"

Screw? Nah, I’m a STUD...

The consent meme is a society-level shit test
To trick you into signalling that you’re a pussyboy who follows the rules

not sure i agree with the mdma, but the 'cid was enjoyable as always. shame it seems to be on the down faster with the presence of the upper. had some transcendental moments during a few hours.
also not sure if 2001 was great or shit

when you put it like that, it implies that you like having things pounded into you

but what if she says you raped her, then your life is over

Um
That’s the JOKE because he is a GAYman

dmt tonight
bros

OOO OOO AAH AAAA

It's a shit test too, real chads don't care about being a registered sex offender

I identify as the joker and a gamer

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this
joker movie when?

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