/brit/

Do the guards chase you around with a big butterfly net?

Mental to think I wasted my whole war experience as a pacifist civilian freak. I didn't make it to college either. What a blown opportunity

You're old, innit

Lads the new security is a fucking rookie. He's inside reading the news paper while a cheeky lad is having a sneaky cigarette behind the tree. Haha

the thread they didnt want me to make

you haven't lived if you've never put this on your food

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Yeah I think some yank posted it here the other day

any cuties?

I want to create impractical inventions. Ideas that do the opposite of their intentions like a chair made out of glass shards. A phone charger that decreases your battery life. Can you think of such inventions?

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a condom with a hole in it

Mylittlehugot, can only be downloaded.
Shes pure sexiness and cute. 20/10

A man that does not have sex (you)

Not at the moment. We have a few bat shit crazy females in here though. Haha

non alcoholic beer

dildo dynamite sold as a practical joke at hen dos

Normally security wouldn't just be hanging around this area. They normally show up when needed.

do you ever get those nympho crazies. Do the guards ever get tempted?

youtube.com/watch?v=UiJ2hErkxQg

A car with square wheels xD

wild how in 2019 it’s still considered gay if a man has sex with another man

Sleeping aid with extra caffeine in it.

loathe that voice and style of microphone usage

Yeah.

Honestly have never really had anything against Corbyn and in some cases even quite liked him but 2bh he just has to go, he really proves the idea that a weak opposition is a weak government because the fact that we have the weakest government in decades right now and corbyn is still seen as a joke is beyond laughable, in fact its downright depressing

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6% battery left lads.

ENGLAND'S NOT THE MYTHICAL LAND OF LADY GEORGE AND ROSES
IT'S THE HOME OF POLICE WHO KILL BLACK BOYS ON MOPEDS

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poo

Post yours lads.

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How much of labour's weakness is really down to Corbyn though?

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Not a fan of his antisemitism and antisemitic circle of friends. Other than that, he's alri.

>8% wasted on device idle

idiot thats 8% you could have been doing something with it

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this was peak summer 2bh

>still with the ex and relationship going well
>regularly doing social things
>lots of things to look forward to
>england win in a penalty shootout

a lot has changed

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willy bum fart arse

normie shit
for me it was atleast a gram of ket a day (i had bought in bulk) along with atleast one bottle of white wine more like 2 a day (left overs from my sisters weddings)

hi lads :3

This sounds better than this 2bqh.

yo

ngl probably will be the best summer of my life
unbelievable scenes

can't stop thinking about how revolting phillip green looks

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finally found a hot sauce hot enough for me
made me sweat profusely and i couldn't eat anything else for like 5 minutes
also lost my appetite

that was less than a year ago
how fucking old are you that you can be so hopelessly reminiscing something so recent

>a gram of ket a day
by social things, ketamine was one of them but i wasn't smashing it every day like a degenerate runt

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politics is depressing and blackpills me, yet at the same time it affects literally every facet of everyday life

Blog on

youtube.com/watch?v=LnHef45r2IM
imagine living life on easy mode

don't get what point you're trying to make

drug addiction is for literal runtoids

sieg HEIL

is this the thread dedicated to the discussion of Britain and British culture?

you're underage

no

doug is unironically an agent to scope out far-right people on Jow Forums

“Jihadi” Theresa May wanted to implement sharia law in the UK. That’s why she was forced out of office. Don’t believe that it was about Brexit.

yeh i snorted 28 grams across the best world cup of all lifetime

coz tolerance builds up quick
it self regulates, or you end up buying 3 grams just to get a buzz

I got poo on my knob when I put it in her bum.

you're trying to say you can't get nostalgic about thing that happened less than a year ago, and if you do it means you're underage
rather confusing logic

it's ladbible for failed normoids who think they're cleverer than they are

you're talking about small periods of time

im a villain in my city

maybe because a lot has changed over such a short period of time

well said

youtu.be/6zNsuC4LYGE
love a lion's raw
sounds like a dinosaur from jurassic park

so how old are you then

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25

"might" take the morgan out tomorrow

fucking hate pinkskins

what a shit hole....

money

what a waste of ket, ketamine's not very enjoyable unless you're on some sort of stimulant either
the state of your bladder as well

How to stay awake for 7 more hours

where's copealone

smoke gear

right carry on then

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Postdoc here.

I just noticed one of the PhD students at our lab really fucked up a crucial bit of data analysis that he did ~10 months ago and most of his work since then has most likely been pointless / based on false assumptions. I'm currently considering how to break this to him, trying to compose an e-mail and wondering whether I should cc his advisor or leave for him to share the news.

Any ideas?

Love Brexit

Hate Remoaners

Simple as

absolute fucking state of yanks
youtube.com/watch?v=XBtf0YeLoxY

best dishes to order at a chinker?

general tso's dog

Buy him something

brainwashed soft people without a spark of sense. If I ever got into that country I'd be a wealthy man.

try asking your mates over on reddit

reckon I have the berserker gene

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>white racism class
I was born at the perfect time. Before lgbtqpop2 indoctrination, before "white racism" class. I was just told the fact and left to draw my own conclusions from them.
There won't be another generation like us for a long, long time.

had a dream where i was on top of a big building and it was windy and i didnt want to fall so i was on my tummy crawling around

should i get on the 'iquor or take a night off

same, big fun of shrooms