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yank hours becoming increasingly dire with each passing day

/brit/ is snáithe Gaeilge é

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god isn't exist

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ach cén fáth?
an bhfuil tú tuirseach? cad atá tú a dhéanamh amárach?

Michael Jackson is innocent

wrong word order

fuck
how should it be

I can Doug Dimmadab to that partner!

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I only sleep 4-5 hours a day

yank hours are also wacky bruce hours

KING KOHLI

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""god"" is just a term for a higher, infinite, unseen, incomprehensible force

just read some philosophy or smth lmao

plummeting towards an early grave then aren't you

haha is that fairly odd parents or some sheeeeeeeit

Enjoy your reincarnation lmaooooo

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Why? If I sleep more I just feel tired all the time.

>dude it's just like a superdaddy and it's impossile to understand
seems awfully convenient that you don't have to offer any evidence

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yeah fuck off yoda

Yessir
God I wish. But it’s oblivion for us all m8

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I'd tell this half breed yank to fuck off back to /eire or whatever the fuck you call it but I'm on a no Irish racism allowed timer until the Cricket is over.
Shame

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put brit at the end

Not actually sure why I'm looking for a gf, feel as though God is telling me to become a volcel

Heaven is a place and I've been there. Sorry you haven't seen it for yourself
take some psychedelics or smth lmaoooo

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>he's never experienced the incomprehensible
sad desu

go raibh maith agat

wish england had been more like denmark or sweden or something
hate having to share a language with all these crappy knock off colonies

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ive been in the presence of the yank menace before

No you didn’t, you had a hallucination. But if your delusions give you comfort then I doubt there’s much I can say to snap you out of it

one time bro I thought I had like no money but then I saw this sunrise over the skip and I found my change in my pocket and I knew right then that someone was looking out for me

I would have sex with her

"hallucinations" are yet another inexplicable phenomenon courtesy of higher powers beyond our comprehension :)

how can you know you haven't just failed to comprehend the comprehensible?

me personally? i inflate my sense of self-importance by deluding myself into believing my imagination is reality

Just saw an aircraft with a massive wingspan and 3 distinct lights disappear being loose cloud cover almost instantly
Pretty sure I just saw a UFO lads

I dunwannit

man wanna be stringer but this aint the wire

same
massive shame how they killed his character arc

>Been Shapiro's sister is for __________

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free?

it is incomprehensible even with the tools of modern science as of 2019

dumb ""argument""
psychedelic hallucination =/= imagination

nt tho :)

comprehension is the first big word i learned to spell

god flavor ice is fucking peng

What's the word hip cats?

spell is the first word I learnt to comprehend

goyims, not for gentiles

>getting a Jewish girl
>for free
hahahaha you're funny

you're just mental
like all religious people

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For me, it's Scenes From An Italian Restaurant

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might use that mdma this weekend
it's been in my sock drawer for years

no matter when I use it I'm gonna feel like I wasted it so I'd rather just get rid of it
just roll and play guitar hero or some shit, hope I die of heatstroke

life is meaningless
death more so

blog on you uninteresting cunt

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He was the least butchered in terms of arc, he just got fuck all dialogue and no explanation of his thought processes.
I think the writers just assumed Jon was an unintelligent character because the actor sounds like it when he tries to speak sombrely in an accent that isn't his own. In the earlier seasons and in the books especially he's actually smarter than average.

4th dimension explained by a high school student

Any Bessie man in?

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you're just plain stupid

religion =/= spirituality

i disagree, i think they butchered his arc by essentially stripping him of any agency, which resulted in his arc stopping in its tracks
just a reflection of how retarded the writers were. thank fuck that show is over

he's still incredibly stupid in the last book released

God explained by a Godman brought down to help his fellow man comprehend that which cannot be fully comprehended

Watching this Free Solo film. Interesting how this lad's climbing goes to shit when he meets this random gold-digger (in fact she's more or less directly responsible for his injuries). Also interesting how she literally slipped him her number at a book signing: a guy who did that would be derided as a creep and problematic (unless he was handsome, ofc)

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fucking idiot

What the fuck are you doing awake at this hour, Nigel?

you only live twice, mister bond

I'm Jewish

guy genuinely seemed like he had severe aspergers
something about the look in his eyes

GODS SHE WAS STRONG THEN

You're right, but the hacks stopped making the show about Jon for the shaky but... extant... reason that he didn't want to undermine Daenerys (because "muh love"), and the more sensible but less explicitly stated reason that he doesn't want to be "Aegon Targaryen", but remain Jon Snow.
Not making him azor ahai was the last nail in the coffin of Jon as an Aragorn figure. What's not excusable is having him be utterly uninvolved in the ridiculous collapse of Daenerys.
He doesn't do anything until everything's over and someone else basically tells him to, and he doesn't express his thoughts or try to reason Daenerys out of her insanity before killing her in cold blood. The very least they could have done is have it be in hot blood rather than cold. That's the opposite of what he'd do.
After that abortion it doesn't matter whether he got the throne or not, it'd be stupid and tainted either way.

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i'm not sure i totally agree about the hot blood thing, he seemed generally pretty calculating event in high-stress circumstances. but yeah they stopped making the show about him i think also partially because they caved to the social justice crowd
but i agree it would've been dumb if they had put him on the throne in the end
though that doesn't negate the fact that bran on the throne is fucking retarded, and doubly retarded given that fucking high council scene

Might buy a twitch affiliate account and pay some cunt to bot me with twitch prime accounts. From what I have seen it does work.

would it be insensitive for a white person to start wearing a turban?

would like to be nice to my parents but they always start arguments so the path of least resistance is to stay out of contact unless i need something.

>Scotland

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R.E.S.P.E.C.T
find out what it means to me

Can I ask for an Irish Car Bomb while I visit a pub in Ireland? I don't want to offend any people

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Ask for a Guinness and Bailey's float with a shot of Jamenson

I wish Bojo was our PM. I also wish Corbyn was as well tho.

Stop looking backwards and take the future by the throat

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Right, gotcha. Are you of irish descent by any chance?

Lachie here. I'm at the beach lads.

which beach lach?
any cute girls there?

why can't jfs just fuck off

Doxxable information. I'm looking.

are run on sentences a hallmark of aussie humour

fair enough

I'm based as all get out, simply can't help it

kurwa

hello lachie boy
you got over the nurse thing yet

titski chipkah

>why yes let me give random people my pension what could possibly go wrong?

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>unregulated salesmen
I am getting really tired of this semantic dicking around

i love music lads

fuck mook

DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK

NO MR BOND I EXPECT YOU TO DIE

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think the sun just went out for a split second

good morning dear bros

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Does this happen regularly, several times a minute?