Why is Austria such a great country?

but that's the fun part

South Germans are just superior to north Germans, simple as.

Aren't they half Slavs?

Why is the far right so corrupt?

It always bother me how this country is fucking put in the middle betwen Czechia and Slovenia. Like.... please move west and give the lebensraum for Slavs.

Shit country. Germany is better. Currently learning dutch, so I can move the Netherlands next.

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Perfect ratio of alpha savage slavic genes and slightly cuck western genes.

Nice flag

Was für ein hässliches Emblem.

Because of Josef Fritzl. A hero like no other.

Nur weil ich mein Land shittalke, hast du noch lange kein Recht dazu.

Gschissener Hurensohn, geh lutsch afghanische Schwänze.

Austrians are SARMATED germanics larping as germans

clean your fucking laptop, you disgusting animal

Ich hab dein Land nicht schlechtgemacht, nur sein greißliches Emblem auf dem Reisepass.
Tatsächlich find ich eure Einstellung sehr viel besser als wie bei uns. Würde gerne Kickls Schwanz lutschen nohomo

Es ist das schönste emblem auf dem Planeten. Tryannen beugen sich ehrwürdig und die Ketten der Versklavten explodieren von alleine in tausend Stücke, wenn sie unser Wappen sehen sehen.

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Austria looks like where I live but 100x better

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What the actual fuck is wrong with germans? Do they actually feel so inferior to us ethnic Austrians that everyone something is about us they need to come here and start seething about it? Quite pathetic.

there is like 200g of bread crumbs and hair below it, you haven't even seen it yet

youtube.com/watch?v=ndQAT_zs-Bw

Because of the people.

Utopischer Hurensohn

>wenn ein Deutscher sich fragt, was mit anderen Deutschen falsch ist

luschtig

Schnauze Össi.

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this thread not only shows you how good Austrians are, it also shows what insufferable cunts the germans are.

Imagine having to derail something English into german because you're too insecure about your English skills and don't want to embarrass yourself in front of everyone else. God I'm glad i was born an Austrian and not a German like you fools

Don't capitalize the "g" in german, please.

they actually feel and look alive unlike germany
t. been to both

ITT:

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Because I live there.

deine mudda

Scheiß Piefke

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they had extreme luck during the course of their history

>Hallstatt
90% of the year it's packed with chink and gook tourists. Try St. Gilgen

Austrian economics

We dindu nuffin.

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Gibt es eigentlich irgendwo das vollständige Strachevideo?

Don't it is hell here.

The export all their trash and subpopulation to Germany

based, I used to own a Rapid shirt which I loved.

Not based, it makes you look like a fucktard.

nobody knows or gives a shit about Rapid Vienna in Italy except me.

I thought, Italians love football and as such have seen at least one game of them in the CL and EL... (even though the last time they were relevant in international contests are a long time ago)

Nah, I meant, people who consider "Rapid over everything" are called "football prolets" here.

yeah I'm kidding people do know about Rapid, not many people will judge you if you wear their shirt at an amateur tournament though.
>football prolets
can't possibly be as cringe as J*ve fans

why tho? no police state, honest people, good paying jobs (at least in my branch)

Sprengts eich weg

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Are Juve the stereotypical "obnoxious football fans" in Italy?

I rather thought AC Milan supporters kek.

:^)

>Are Juve the stereotypical "obnoxious football fans" in Italy?
yes but somehow even worse.
Milan supporters are based in comparison, which is telling because it's another team with a pretty cringe supporter base.

Are Lazio fans as good as I think ?

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They're mountain people and mountain people have noblesse of spirit while plain people have vile spirits.

This happens everywhere. Look at Tíbet. Or look at christianity. Everytime God wants something does he say to Abe or whoever eh, go to a swamp to speak with me or does he say eh, go atop that mountain and we'll have a chat?. Even in Islam Mohammed had to go atop that hill to be taken by Allah.

Simple as.

They are portrayed here in Austria always as super Nazis.

they are slightly better than Juve fans even though they are all retarded and le ebic edgy fascist.
one of the absolute worst fanbases in Italy and in Europe.

Mountain people rather tend to be clannish, at least my perception. I would explain this kinda evolutionary, in sense of them being so isolated and hence having evolved a culture and genetics based on following their own tribe.

Besides, Austrians are a melting pot and Austria is kind of a meme. Here in Vienna, lot's of people have Czech surnames and it's not a coincidence.

What do Austrians care about? What are they in the 21st century?

>super Nazis
I would cringe if it was like 10 years ago, but now...I just hate the New Europe SOOO much.
Are they constantly penalized and talked about in bad light ?

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Simmeringer oder Ottakringer?

Kek warum fragst du?

Hasse den Simmerneger

Ist Simmering nicht ziemlich rechts?

>penalized
when they do stupid shit like pic related they are. also Curva Nord hooligans are literal monkeys and WILL chimp out if given the occasion, so they get stadium bans and all that jazz.
>talked about in bad light
rightfully so, if you heard Di Canio speak you'd understand why, dude can't even form sentences very well.

The badshit policies Germans come up with are implemented here only 2-10 years later.
So we always look good in comparison, despite still being an Euroshit country.

Mir wurscht ist ein Untermensch

Why isn't Austria and Germany one country?

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We are "Europeans" now. That's the only shit I read all the time. Europe this, Europe that, all Vienna being plastered with "United States of Europe" posters, all universities having EU flags and so on.

This man
The former strong Austrian Imperial ambitions
post war treaties from the first and second world war

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austria is a good country but the taxes man the fucking taxes are too damn high
i give almost half of my income to the state like what the fuck nigger i mean just take 10% or something but not the half of my work i mean come on

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Didn't worked that well the last time...

Haha i didn't even notice that, i wouldn't even consider that dirty tb h

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>pic related
topkek

What's wrong about being European? Are you a nationalisticuck?

Fair enough.
I bet Roma or other ''left wing'' clubs don't have the same levels of...resentment and bad press.

I don't watch foreign football because I think you need to support your own football teams .
Football in Latvia is awful, but we did make to Euros one year with knocking out TURKEY
youtube.com/watch?v=rQwscP1mVlc

Club level football is awful

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sounds like the village from the seven samurai

What will happen to Strache now? Is he is the butt of all jokes now in entire Austria. Plus he didn't even graduated from high school. So what jobs will he get later?

probably seasonal jobs on ibiza and ams in the winter time

bur Roma isn't left wing, in fact there's a lot of openly fascist Roma ultràs factions.
There are no "left wing" major teams to speak of in Italy, I think Livorno is the only team with an openly commie curva.
The overwhelming majority of ultrà factions are extreme right.
>Club level football is awful
agree with this 2bh

Left wing ultras are a meme mostly. Most ultras are lower class and few of them vote left.

Left-wing fans are usually hipster faggots who don't even care for the game, like St. Pauli fans.

He is still best buddies with the ruling elite in Austria. All inter party animosities are just for show.

I doubt so. I know, politics are nothing but a show and democracy a fraud.

But with Strache, he feels like a low-IQ douche who the elites made powerful, only to completely buttrape him and the party's reputation and nationalists in general afterwards.

this is all true but Tuscany (where Livorno is located) is a historically commie region where everybody used to be red ever since the 1800s, so they don't do it in a hipster way.
Also completely true that ultràs usually have zero education and IF they vote they vote for the most edgy shit imaginable.

Why is Tuscany commie? How can anyone be commie after what happened afterwards? Or do they believe in the "not REAL marxism" shit too?

How is Tuscany population in general?

>buttrape party's reputation
If losing 2000€ per capita during the Hypo mess didn't make the cut, drunk real life shitposting to impress a pretty Russian girl won't.

People didn't care for Hypo. I dunno, people feel like politicians (especially populist ones) are stealing anyway.

But that Ibiza thing, literally entire Vienna is talking about that, literally everywhere I go. It's almost insane, and Viennese people do not talk that much in public usually and are rather reserved.

What are some places in Austria worth visiting?

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I think they sold the Fritzl house in Amstetten. I thought they were going to turn it into a Museum.

the hunting lodge of Ferdinand is pretty cool

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konopiště

they have a historical tradition of unionization and workers' movements.
during the rise of fascism there were also a ton of fascist squadrists in Toscana so the political tension there has been always high. At the time of the Repubblica Sociale a lot of tuscans joined the partisans fighting along the gothic line, so the mythos was reinforced. And after the war the PCI (communist party) became huge in Tuscany, in some towns PCI got 98%, imagine that.
Overall central Italy (Emilia-Romagna and Tuscany) has always been more politicized than the rest. Now even them have stopped voting left though.

>How is Tuscany population in general?
they are alright, weird way to speak and a strange cynical sense of humor, but no "bad" stereotypes really associated to them.

your mom xD

rekt epic style XD

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Hungarians and austro-germanics were meant to interbreed

I would demolish it and build something else to be honest