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First few times I tried shagging I couldn't get hard. I got some Viagra in and I was fine. There isn't much to it. Put benis in vagina and thrust in and out. Kiss her a bit first, neck and tits, rub her minge a bit. None of the girls I've shagged have wanted to be eaten out.

Fuck off Paki cunt

hankering for someone to bash me plums in

hello ngubu

I don't like cricket
[spoiler]I love it [/spoiler]

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divegrass wogs

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Using this Airbnb WiFi and get shown this ad

I don't want to know what has happened in this house

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Mogged

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>not liking pakiet means you have like niggerball

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Nice chebs on the right

Is this ethical?

spent 5 minutes on Jow Forums to see what the problem was and I already hate it

A single well aimed blowing ball could make the gene pool that little bit cleaner.

love how warwick posting is guaranteed yous

Weird and kinda sad that this guy owns a company selling his signature and that of fellow cast members that he has presumably pressured for free signed tat

thesignatureshop.co.uk/

Having a wank watching the milfy BBC weather lady

Stinky female anuses.

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Post something you tossers.

Ok

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i wonder if there are any creatures living in that moat
turtles perhaps

cute!

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The hound

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the scottish one?

it's england m8 not the tropics

No he isn’t.

T*ttas: the sport.

needs shoulder reduction surgery

what sort of aquatic creatures do you guys get? just fish and eels and such?

Is DuckDuckGo broken?

>the small print

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shut up dumb fucking yankoid

didn't realise he did that
that is sad

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god I want a mexican gf so badly

KING KOHLI

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Did you know that Britain has basking sharks? We have everything!

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would it be insensitive for me as a white man to wear a turban?

Is there even one attractive female Tory that could be PM?

>Victoria Dawn Justice was born on February 19, 1993, in Hollywood, Florida, the daughter of Serene Reed and Zack Justice.[2] Her father is of English, German, and Irish descent, while her mother, originally from the Bronx, is of Puerto Rican ancestry.[3][4]

Mental how almost every place in the world aside from the arab countries wears European style clothing.
Talk about cultural appropriation

thesignatureshop.co.uk/collections/signature-shop-exclusives/products/giants-the-dwarfs-of-auschwitz-book-signed-by-warwick-davis
>Giants: The Dwarfs of Auschwitz Book signed by Warwick Davis

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Quite like Penny Mordaunt ngl

Idk I'm not a sikh.

need to do his daughter right up the shithole

ive seen a wobbygong shark in the wild before i have also tried to catch them when fishing lots but have never actually caught one

That's scary

A man of taste I see

That is one heavy cat

The basking shark is the second-largest living shark

youtu.be/R_or1ox7GgA

ye i caught a wobbygong off the coast of Wollongong wearing my billabong

would make a second tunnel under the channel so we could import pakistanis more efficiently

I wonder if she has ever done anal stuff.

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Bizarre that you think I'd want to watch this

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You might be a homosecual

Can confirm

BIG DAVE GANG

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>You might be a homosecual

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Was this you?

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Thoughts on that Naomi Wolf interview?

well whatever she is I want a gf of that phenotype

Where you been emmayank? Not seen you around much lately

youtu.be/adrtPMcd2PY
need 3 of these in the back garden

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eating a pear if you can believe

Been invited to a house party tonight by a toil colleague. Don't want to go cos I like to keep my toil and actual life separate, but he'll get really offended if I don't and I'll feel bad about it. Don't know what to do desu, it's literally an impossible situation.

knew a man named marc choillet he loved this song but then got accused on false charges so he was in prison for 23 years for nothing, his daughter was born the day he was in court, they found out they were false so they let him go, on his way out he got shot by someone on meth... never got to see his daughter, i bet your asking how this relates to the song... free your sole and live to the fullest you never know when your last day will come

youtube.com/watch?v=DbIZ1IuqCzU

sweety we don't call ships she anymore

scotsman.com/news/people/scottish-maritime-museum-forced-by-vandals-to-stop-calling-ships-she-1-4913370

I care about this

Say you'll go and then just say your dad died or something

is this a fat joke or is she trying to be both humble and boastful at the same time

ey island inbreeds

I declare myself a frontrunner for the Tory leadership

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dont know who that is and certainly dont care to find out

This, so much this.

What women like to have sweaty men inside them?

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cringe

gonna stick my neck out and say that ships were referred to in feminine pronouns prior to 1912

>its wear for man of my age to listen to this kind of stuff
learn english

*checks*
phew, not me!

you trying to make fun of me mate?

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Most women would prefer not to date me

Yeah me too. Yikes. I'd hate to be that guy

twitter.com/thymetikon/status/1131702577878503425

only 2 minutes long