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prime minister grayling

what kind of hat

Tyson Fury would wipe the floor with these two monkeys

what are some exercises I can do in the morning to help sweat out any residual alcohol from the night before so I won't fail a breathaliser test if I get pulled over?

This girl seems like a hoot

Just wait til you see the bio

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ENGRLAND IS No 1!

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She seems PLEASANT
>DONT FUCKING CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME YOU PIGS

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is this one of the new sword and shield mon?

used to russians being quite rude to us thanks mate swell stuff

what a weirdo

if you can dodge a gf, you can dodge a dodgeball

>22 years old
>3 kids
don't believe it

alri lads haha

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Official Roadman Uniform just arrived lads

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lol

Welcome to the souf

FUCK WHITE WOMEN THEY’RE WHORES WITH KIDS AT 16 AND AGE LIKE MILK

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Haha remember that dodgeball movie

jesus wept

Yep

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Thanks Britain

you're truly the good guys am I rite :)

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I don’t care for Martin Freeman

they sure given up on the names

life dodged me :(

what trainers would you wear with this tho?
anything apart from puma would look weird
puma would be full full kit wanker

Bratty gud :D

I'm a cuckold
I love it
BBC for all

Imagine being so rich that you have a house in London and then fucking it all up by not getting home insurance or safety inspections on your home and then blaming the taxpayer and expecting people poorer than you to bail you out.

Grenfell in a nutshell.

Went full kit wanker but any navy creps

Accessorise

no fucking way she's 23
don't believe that for one second

*points and laughs at the non white*

Singing toorali-orali-addity
Singing toorali-oolari-ai
Singing toorali-ollari-addity
We're bound for Botany Bay

umm it was the landlord aka the council who pays for the insurance and does the inspections you gemlin

BASED
We need MORE diversity and tolerance!

Might create a catfish Instagram account so I can chat up my crush's boyfriend and if he chats me up back I can send screenshots to her so she dumps him.

I'm white
Love seeing blue eyed women suck bbc
my fav porn and there is so much of it!

they have some good programmes tbf

So it was a state run building? Yet another example of the failures of socialism.

blog on you uninteresting cunt

>i like seeing common peepul on the teleh they’re just like me init luv that gogglebox haha so relatable nice to see that common lass doin well for herself

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love ross
favourite ross doc?

uuum no

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have a good day de lads

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unironically yes. not socialism though.

youtube.com/watch?v=vidMsubS3DE

Japanese stuff

Greggs is unironically the best fast food type place. Better than Subway, McDonalds, Burger King and KFC. Too bad they discontinued the ham and cheese bakes.

What books you lot reading then?

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agree at least the best chain

I say diversity you say tolerance
DIVERSITY
_________
DIVERSITY
_________

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dhalgren by samuel r delany

thus spoke zarathustra

some say that's progress,
i say that's cruel

agree but I am a supporter of Burger King too. very underrated fast food chain imo

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Thinking about buying a 90s BMW lads

my favourite part about saturdays is knowing I don't have to see copealoneeveryfridaynight crying out for attention for almost another week

leon is pretty decent nowerdays as well

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agreed
subways always seem unhygienic
mcd, bk, kfc are yank and smell like shit

great post

never seen a leon

have a bunch of books on me desk that I haven't been arsed to read yet

The problem with BK is that you're paying up to a tenner just for a burger and chips, and most of the burgers are just variants of one another.

yeah same. always end up buying my next book before reading the ones i already have!

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SEX!

twat
posted in what I thought was the new /brit/

learn to keep track of post count mate

what's the purpose of life guys? feeling shitty and purposeless

learn to shut up!

the burgers are brilliant though. you get what you pay for. you can always tell the ingredients are actually decent, and the burgers are generally larger too.

couldn’t be more wrong any local pie shop shits all over greggs but a kentucky is always a shout better hot wings than almost any chicken shop

do these people realise that they are constantly being lied to?

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Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Wish my gf would have sex with a black man

To overcome human frailty

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i want to sex some aryan girls

Bit of a Dutch face on her.

watched it last night
those two fat slag sisters have a cctv camera on their house

'magine having sex wit girls

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Smells like virginfreak in here

>KFC

fuck off deano, KFC's chips are so unbelievably shite that there's absolutely no point in the rest of it

to endure hardship and to create a better life for you and everyone around you as a result

so lonely
so alone

missed a trick replacing the sponsors material

>Aryan
Got u senpai

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i come from a family thats always been involved in organized crime even back in the 70s, whenever people clock my surname they associate me as scum and i hate it

Literally ruined

Just get pure chicken tho pengpeng

theyre alright with gravy and the gravy’s nice the chicken is peng reasonably priced as well i always grab a mega box walking home from work on a friday