/brit/ + /shit/

poo poo in my bum bum edish

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real edition: fuck anglos

WILLY BUM BUM BUM BUM

Where did you get this one?

going to save this image
don't expect me to ask, i don't care

fucking hate normie hours

a weekday morning /brit/ is far far better in quality than weekend

all these fucking normie histrionic newfag cunts trying to make OP as if they're funny

F U C K O F F

RULES OF NATURE

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thanks lori

guarantee you would not dare say that in Wakefield
fucking keyboard warrior

have sex

shut up niece noncer

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Why is janitor purging threads pertaining to the discussion of British culture

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look at her

because they were before bump limit

although really new threads should only be made after 400 posts or page 8, whichever comes first

he's foreign

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attention

anyone remember the chipper meme

Unironically doing a poo

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It's not a meme

i am also living in wakefield but i am a paki. i hope we can be good friends

josh widdicombe is from devon i think
hate devonians as a result

no we fucking can't fuck off to Bradford you filthy cunt

One of the best parts of online dating has to be looking at 5 pictures of a person and still having little idea of how they actually look

bunch of annoying little twerps itt every single day. all need put in your place

ah yes, creating an echo chamber/segregating ethnic minorities.

sure nothing bad is going to come from that.
(idiot).

Fuck this shitty "general"

I usually do mine unironically but they last few were ironic

yes sir~

that's not nice

After a while online dating makes me feel worse than if I had not used it because I've literally only met two people since January

don't post here then you little brained fool

Better than meeting 20 wrong people

wow ONLY two people?

>MHM

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Pipe down you weasle-faced little incel, two people in 6 months isn't a lot

>get a job
>make money
>dad suddenly starts telling me how broke he is
>says he only has $100 that he needs to last two weeks
>my mfw

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must have opened ck2 a dozen times today
cumulatively played no more than an hour

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>my mfw
apple doesn't fall far from the tree

alri

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I suppose that's one way of looking at it

uluru is fucking gay
don't reply to me

business idea: make a new post hardcore band as all the main band singers are 30+ and are getting on a bit, while I have the cute white boy look and could easily make a post hardcore album cover with my aesthetic defined looks

Spasticated virgin incelibate nonce freak

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dislike this edition already

Mad to think people unironically think that this makes them look like a normal, well adjusted person

giz a peak handsome lad x

got myself in quite the predicament last night, just left the police station haha

I shit on wakefield

Then someone from here leaks to the Daily Mail that you're a nonce and you get thrown in to prison

You absolute nutter hahahaha
What did you get up to?

yeah that'd be wild if it were true, but it isn't. those people for sure see themselves as going against mainstream ideas

abc.net.au/news/2019-05-25/11149766
>One person has died and another is in hospital after the stolen Ferrari they were travelling in crashed into a metal barrier as they attempted to evade police in Perth.
>"As they [police] approached the vehicle to speak to the occupants, the vehicle accelerated away, crashed approximately 100 metres away, and caught fire,"
video of the fire in the article
bit mad

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no you fucking don't kid you wouldn’t last a day in wakey

well they brought it upon themselves

Oh no dead crims, good riddance.

>.au
virus do not click

made the mistake of talking to a roastie, I might or might not have said as a society we need to arrest all women and then things degenerated into a fight

Not sure why I should be sad

for the first time in weeks i have literally nothing to do today
what do i do with myself lads?

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this did not happen
be quiet

Hahah whacky Mick

Always have a giggle when an aussie posts a sm.h link

no one said you should
numpty

I'd beat the living shit out of all anglos there and declare myself a new mayor of your village

Do they accept the English pound in Belfast or are they all sensitive ninnies and they'll break my legs?

*pulls out my 9 iron that i hit a double birdy with last sunday*
make 1 (one) move wise man

The post after this one?
You know what it is ;)

come here and fucking try it then if you're brave I'll be waiting for you at the train station to kick your head in

alri lads good news
the ex's bf's mom has two fb profiles, and i messed the inactive one. hopefully she never checks it

idiotic fool

cretinous post

i dont think you should cut your hair yet let it grow out more and then get a normal cut

messaged*

two fools about to be destroyed

Forced Birth Extremists fucking
B
T
F
O

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it's really thick and sticks straight out if i let it grow

so-called 'number wizard' clearly a hufflepuff
take a look at my ravenclaw powers

anyone remember the cuckio meme

book your flight then you coward

Went to a meetup.com meet last night and i wasnt even grafting cause i have a gf but this dutch girl touched my dick outside my trousers and was talking to me about how humans arent monogamous on the way home just looked her up on fb and she has a boyfriend back in netherlands lmaooo

ah yes
fascinating
intriguing
go on

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What's meetup.com?
I know PoF does meetups but it seems the only people that goes to those are 45+ year old blokes

what's the first word that comes to mind when you see this image

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American

meetup.com/Communist-Book-Club/events/261280490/
just booked my spot

this is actually sad and showcases the grim reality of the west
>humans aren't monogamous
what bollocks

drinking Italian liquor as we speak

think I am beginning to understand the lefty modus operandi..and I don't blame them!
qz.com/1624252/pythons-creator-thinks-it-has-a-diversity-problem/
it's only by overblowing it can they actually get anyone's attention. you have to tilt the balance ALL the way to the left for any hope of society reaching a sustainable balance on these things.

dire site where lefties arrange their socialist literature book clubs

Its just like social events that are happening and you go as a group, once you go a few times you know all the regulars and its just a good way of making friends

its not a dating site like pof at all but obviously because its social events relationships do happen

you ever see pornos where theres multiple guys and one of them is black and rest are white whatever, the black bloke is never usually bigger. makes u think. I think its all porno conditioning to make us think theyve massive nobs. maybe a bit bigger on average but thats just relative to them having bigger feet and hands i reckon

There hasn't been a British Monarch on the English throne since 1066.

why

yanks

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Lost my head at the pub and screamed at her to move when she was dilly-dallying her way in front of me not letting me sit down.

Not sure why I lost my head took about 20 minutes to get served and it was extremely hot, feel a bit bad desu

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Always switch off gangbang porns if there's a black in it, even just one out of 5 is too much. Recall when /gif/ was like this too and would have autistic fits over it, now look at the mess there.