/brit/

isn't samoa one of those super-obese island countries

No you're thinking of the UK

yeh

is this because of us or are they just prone to being fat?

she wants a Tongan man

Nah goggle is borke see the photo

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Apparently One Punch Man season 2 is a bit shit lads

tucking into some iguana bits

every little island in that area is wildly obese so i think we can chalk it down to genetics in this one case

all they eat is spam and rice

Oh my way to west Upolu to fuck you up

God I wish that was me

YES! BUT I NEED THE HEFERS!
Eat the bbQ and bread see

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England 2-0 Denmark

you mean the former, then?

I Am NEAR A P I A and I need the HEFER porn videos

I like paul gauguin's polynesia paintings

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Thankyou
Getting g closer to the hwfer porn I need
Just a link pls

fuck off you mutant freak
move an inch closer to the USA and I'll scour the island

i could go for some fried spam right now

www.askjeeves.com

>2019
>be British
lmao

Can't get the dick hard if there no hefer porn
Send link of hefer porn I need the cum

RIP :(

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yer boi is gonna get fucked good, rorkey
youtube.com/watch?v=hZFZKENwb78

>surrounded by bimbos
>heaven
lmao

H E F E R
P O
R
N
P L S

panda bears now thats a stupid creature

Nothing to do with British culture

I’m finished, reckon I’ve seen enough of what the world’s got to offer
bit fed up now

mm not enjoying it myself desu. not enoguh saitama imo

>increasingly nervous man for the billionth time

this Samoan freak has ruined the thread

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nowt wrong with being British you racist piece of shit

No hefers in site...
Need a word with you

(Also Google not broke. For now)

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how much garbage do they have on the lawn of their house???????

reckon koalas are probably the most stupid creatures

reckon i am

>Shit Yank early edition
>Packed to the nines with Yanks
>JFs posting their utter nonsense

What's to ruin? Only thing we need to complete the shitness is some blog posting and leftypol/Rorke posting.

Just had a five hour nap followed by a showe. Probably the longest I've ever gone without a suicidal thought

yeah they would be up there

yanks are stupider

Is there big time beef between Western Samoa and regular Samoa?

Implying Brit was ever good

>Business idea
>Madlad
>Me on the right
>FOY
>Etc

Also applications of hefers porn still open

blogposting is fundamental to /brit/

you're in luck I've watch this earlier this morning and I think that's what you're looking for
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b133a4e74772

sky forcing this riveria show down my throat

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

I like beef
And hefers
Gimme the hefer porn

rorke smearing bacon grease on his balls for the dog to lick off

what is hefer porn?

I am not the racist. Needa more black in the skin pls hefer por

Missing out mate

/brit/ is a place for yanks, by yanks to flex their broitish gimmicks at will
get that through yer head rorkey boi

leftypol smearing coconut oil on his balls for the vegan dog to lick off

Important question: does nair work when used on bollocks?

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1984 was not a guide
1984 was not a guide
1984 was not a GUIDE
Soon we will have chips surgically implanted at birth. Gov't mandated of course. For your safety of course... I CAN'T BELIEVE that Im the generation born into THE Orwellian nightmare.
The common identity suppository...... The EU can stick it up their arse!

Me on the right, rorke on the left

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wish maisie used those feet on my bollocks haha

rorke will vote for this

Belfast

It removes your bollocks mate
Turns you into a pretty girl

how much does it cost to be one of those "adventurers" who go around the world climbing mountains and visiting heritage sites?

pregnancy will soon be a thing of the past

Not sure about that. Did some googling though and it turns out it's very painful will give it a miss.

sex will soon be a thing of the past

BASED

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fake

along with w*men

W*men should me imprisoned

>go into an interesting /x/ thread with decent prose and cool spooky pictures
>a few posts in
>durrr this is fake
why do people do this?

Found a bit of hefer porn. 240p and both blurry but I can deal with it for now.
Okay guys git the wank underway
No thanks to you Brit FREAKS
no appreciated for the hefet porn

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resposting /our guy/ owen jones exposing brexshitters as derranged propagandised nutters

youtube.com/watch?v=_sltIisHseA

Yanks are like that annoying friend in primary school who used to follow you and your friends around like a lost puppy desperately trying to fit in but nobody actually liked him and they all ripped him behind his back.

chinks should be imprisoned

based
youtube.com/watch?v=i2joPqk20GA

don't get this one
I don't like you and I don't want to be your friend
especially because you're probably the half-ethiopian german poster

miss communist china because it served as a prison for them as they weren't allowed to leave
want it back lads

Shut the FUCK up

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me? soviet russia, preferably working in the coal industry with a peng slavic wife who keeps popping my sprogs out her fanny

Oi how'd you get a pic of me?

/x/ is the schizoid board

Oof!

faggy little owen needed a ego boast

...

You stink of desperation. You desperately want the approval of brits that's why you hang out here despite the fact you're not British and you don't belong here, posting random Yank shite at all hours of the day it does my fucking nut in. You think you're one of the lads the way you talk but you're not. You're like the kid who laughs at the group's inside jokes even though we know you don't get it. Everybody hates you and wishes you'd just fuck off.

Got the wank with the good dickfeel
Everybody wishing they had the dickfeel that I do with this wank I have going on to this hefer porn
Goodnight Ladd thanks for nothing (because no links for the true hefer porn)

@106090081

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all me