You wake up in the UK

why is everyone so fat except the lad getting arrested?

Oi oi oi what is it Orwell's world? No way.

they only eat gregg's pasties and munchy box meals

Because they have same ancestry with you

>but also support ""socialist"" economic ideas.
>have pro-2nd-amendment views, and in general hold a strong near absolutist stance on the Bill of Rights (at the most thinking that the citizens united ruling is stupid for a number of reasons.)
>"Now I'm the Fascist!?"
>get a free milkshake
>maybe meet embassy staff after a brief stint in jail or customs (since I too lack a passport).
>try to network and get some contact information.
>am able to use my newfound fame to start a youtube channel and grift for donations for about a year or two whining about how "liberals are so mean"...

Find a cafe. Have a full english. Spend the rest of the day in the bookies. Find a pub. Get rat arsed. Go to the kebab shop. Large chicken doner. Walk to Stamford Bridge. Piss on the stadium. Throw myself in the Thames.

Scotland but you could find similar shit in the north

Ok tier plan

the british 100% fried munchy box looks good enough to try at least once. a pity nothing like it exists on this continent

is it simply prior knowledge, or is there something that sticks out to as Scotland?

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not liberals, remember, you're the liberal!
no, they're "the left," remember to use the proper terms!

>a pity nothing like it exists on this continent

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The old guy with the Scottish rugby scarf and a fag in hand

why do slags love strangbow dark fruit so much?

I don't understand this long running disdain between the English and Wales. I mean I know the history, but it just seems pointless now.

is that a boy or a girl dancing?
>the blonde one.
looks like it could be either and I could probably only tell by their voice.
I'd probably complain about how warm it is, given how warm/regular england seems to be compared to most of the upper-midwest-US (or mid-southern Canada/Toronto).

they insist on speaking a funny doggerel tongue instead of joinging the righteous voice of the nation.

I hate the UK so fucking much. I wish they would try to pull another war of 1812 so we could just carpet bomb them.

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>wake up in wales
>piss off/rub-the-wrong-way locals attempting to banter about welsh spelling looking like someone attempted to type with their face.
>bore them with my amateur etymology.

clearly a woman, a fruit wouldn't last 5 seconds at a northern pub

will your currency automatically be traded if you pay by bank-card?

>E pluribus unum
*huuurrlllllllll*

cider is in after beer became boomer/bourgie-tier.

don't like either really, most cider in particular often seems to miss the point and just tastes like fucking unsweetened sparkling apple-juice.

suomi, sauna, sibelius

Probably not. I still have a UK Santander debit card. So it's get in my son.

*gets stabbed*

Is there a country worse than Englund?

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>mogs you

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not again

mine

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no escape!

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