/brit/

why does mikey pretend to know how to fight?
drunkenly shoving your father and stumbling around after he tells you to get a job isn't a fight

yankpole on the ropes

16 years of misery

sue

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Fuck off yank!

>Walks up to you
>pushes you
>Starts shouting at you
>Starts looking around at the "crowd" for assurance
yanks must think everything is wrestling

fuck you too, guy

WE'RE LEEDS UNITED
WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK

based

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x

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mikey you can't fight
shut up for once, foghorn

yankpol giving a long heartfelt speech over something nobody actually cares about

that would destroy the country

LABOUR IS A PARTY OF COMMIE SUBHUMANS
BAN THE LABOUR PARTY
SAVE ENGLAND FROM COMMUNISM

PINOT NOIR you stupid prick tell her to drink Australian shiraz

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yankpol turning into a ringside judge after watching deontay wilders performance

watching homes under the hammer x

yankpol not celebrating easter

just remembered a webm of a british drunk tourist getting his arse beat by literal finnish teenagers
was posted a couple months ago in here, shame I can't find it. how I imagine anyone going about fighting with a union jack flag attached to their post

This & based

*puts on luchador mask*
alri lad let's settle this outside

WERE LEEDS UNITED
WE USED TO BE A GOOD CLUB

hello mum

Post the one where a yank got glassed in england and lost an eye lmao

yankpol being gay... AGAIN...

britpol defending a failing government

no it wouldn't

*lets out a really big fart*
OMG FFS YANKPOL!!!!!

>hurr I know how to fight
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
you meek virgin you marshmellow you milquetoast you pampered ponce
you type with SOFT, FLABBY HANDS
you have never touched another human being, let alone aggressively

topgear before and after. That is all that needs to be said about yanks

yankpol treading mud and dogshit into the house

britpol begging for chlorinated chicken and circumcision because of big nosed of mean men in brussels

never ever EVER trust your gf on a night out

chinese or chippy tonight?

need my face plopped on some YOUNG stonkin minge

yankpol going for the participation award like his life depended on it

I would take that over getting heemed by a mong that's half the age you are
it was a genuinely embarrassing webm, the english tourist was very stereotypical as well
anyone can just surprise you with a glass to the eye yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=KeBv-FbDRNY
a modern classic

*punches you so hard your skull shatters before it hits the pavement*

Love Britain
Love the Brits
Simple as

yankpol eating fish and crisps

plodding about the event viewer

the only people who outscrap the british are russians

something happen lad?

GET A FUCKING CHIP BUTTY AND SCRAPS DOWN YOU YOU FUCKING POOF

britpol strung out on chinese opiates and cheap american beer

yankpol squatting around /brit/ trying to fit in

fighting is an important skill to have tbf

so... brexit
whats up with that? Why does it make your PM cry?

just passed on the message to mum

>ira bombs you
heh, nothing personnel kid

chip sandwich*

Faggot

britpol causing a donnybrook at McDonald's for trying to pay in USD

yankpol absolutely mogging brit rn innit

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you literally copied our centenary kit you tinpot shithole cheating scum bastard club

yankpol fitting in with all the 'ard lads real proppa like xx

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

britpol dancing on the strings, yankpol reigning from above

Don't think the British can actually fight. Reckon the younger ones might be caught up in some patriotic British Empire era delusion, but the reality of the situation is bleak and involves many cubicle jobs and flabby bodies.

wonder if the ex realises what a monumental mistake she made yet
just a matter of time

>*hears the Yanks starting to get rowdy again*
>*glances up from my newspaper*
>*they scatter like rats into the shadows*

do you just put the word pol after anything that annoys you

fucking state

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Say what you will about Merkel but at least she never broke down in public crying like a little bitch

this mong wouldn't last 5 minutes in Bermondsey

yankpol saying football instead of soccer

Do not know do not care fuck off

deh...

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yankpol trying their absolute hardest

wtf are you talking about idiot
you don't learn how to fight by "patriotic delusion" but by being a kid with a regular testosterone level

2nd one in a row to quit their job rather than nut up and drop you

shameful, if I'm honest.

I enjoy this sue picture
yeah
>but the reality of the situation is bleak and involves many cubicle jobs and flabby bodies.
freedom ain't free.jpg

(You)pol

What if he brought his gun?

britpol rationing his Mars bars

Fucking mosquitopol is out in numbers again at the back porch today
hate 'em

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absolutely hooting

You have to go back

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yankpol endeavouring to say the word twat but ending up looking like a complete twat instead

I'd bet every dollar in my wallet 90+% of people in this thread have no evidence of ever being in a real fight.

niece noncer

Would splatter any yanks head with pillows over my fists

why is that the namefags here almost never fails to be the embodiment of pukka deanos. every single tiem innit

90% included you fat boy

Cameron had the right Idea when quitting. May really bit the bullet on taking the lead on this one. Actually quite respectable decision, shitposting aside.