This is basically where current French Forces are placed in 2019

Post yours, if you have such map!

Also... soon Germany... very soon...

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is there a reason why are french army afraid of normands and orleannais

And don't believe we're done for, Italy...

>leaving your flank exposed to the eternal anglo

>pays bas
why does french sounds like a retarded italian dialect? lmao

Because it is

do you really think Germany would invade France within the next 100 years?

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Theres Nothing to protect in Orléans, too countryside to be reached by a foreign country…

*ngloid are too dumb to Land in Normandy so no need to place troops there, the Atlantic and Manche is protecting us… r-right?

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It's the other way

Just look at where the fitbits are. You'll find us. Even when we don't want to be found.

ive always wondered whats the name for that region
you have occitania, bretagne, burgundy, normandy, but no real larger overlapping region in the centre, only a ton of smaller regions like touraine, orleannais, bourbonnais etc.

oh you silly french baguette

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after all these year they still put troops along the German border while ignoring the Belgium one
when will they learn...

of course
nothing to worry about my french ally :)

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Will they ever learn?

>he thinks they need defense in walloonia and picardy
if they dont get beaten to death and scavanged by roaming gangs they would die from radiation by passing there

I have no idea, Hans. No fooken clue.

based

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There you go

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i meant traditional, not that cringy shit

For me it's Bretange

>die from radiation by passing there
>believing in literally a massive atomic missile barrage in 2019

ayo, baguette, I know that you learned about tactics and military from Cold War books but guess what? That's not how modern war looks.

>Me ? Occitaine

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This will be a swift Victory lmao. Anytime France was on the offensive it worked, ask Napoleon or Previous French Kings kek

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>ask Napoleon
The third?

mmm...

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>you live just in time to witness (and be involved in) the invasion of the benelux and Germany
I'm hard

Is Aquitaine nice?

Normans intuitively know how to deal with anglos
(plus bretons can help, just tell them anglos are racist bigots and they will slaughter them)

>Anytime France was on the offensive
>The third?

You know who i'm talking about kek

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>Also... soon Germany... very soon...

Come at me!
Just keep in mind nobody that is right in his mind would want to invade BaWü and Nordrhein Westfalen is protected by violent muslims and gypsis that will steal your tanks tracks the moment they cross the border.

Was kinda surprised that we got so many on the Northern border. Always knew the Danes are a strange bunch, but that we need that much protection against them...

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Many people forget that a good amount of Bretons joined the Normans in England

No Nice is in Provence Alpes Côte D'Azur, Not Aquitaine

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thank you, i was looking for this for ages

Is it easy to get there from Geneva?

look at that big Sologne boi

quick rundown on auvergne rhone-alpes?

german be like thats a lot of country

>Hauts-de-France
>Grand Est
>Nouvelle Aquitaine
>name of a former region+name of a former region + name of a former region

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>Why yes, Hautes-de-france, Normadine, Lie-de-France, Bretange, Pays de la Liore, Grant Est, Bourgougne, Cenrte, Nouvelle Atiquaine, Aurevgne, Occitaine, Crosse and Provance, why are you asling?

>I'll make the HRE look like a fucking joke

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The italian who died, far away on a british island ?

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he's not talking about bombs, retard
waloonia and picardy are shitholes, that's why

>GRANDE LANDE

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The region merger was dumb

>pays horloger
meme pays

For me, it's Hautes-de-France

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why does it translate this to BASED COUNTRIES? is France truly the most based?

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Pretty easy yes, no borders so yeah
Aquitaine is nice though ,very authentic region

>Alsace
Nice Proxy Hans, but this is the Average Alsacian:
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>still leaving Belgium exposed
When will you learn?

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Kek

>pays de Bitche
basé

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The fear for Elsaβ is real

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>thinking belgium will act as a buffer for a third time
kek

It would be so much easier if we'd just get it over with and create another frankish empire. Then there would be no need to worry about Elsaß-Lothringen.

Ours is too obvious

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Is that one in the north-west the citadel of Lille?

Alsace could easily conquer g*rmany and kill millions of g*rmans in about a week
Now add some Lorrains and it will be a genocide

It's called "Pays d'Oïl"

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