Why yes, i am way more complicated and the HRE looks like a complete joke compared to all my Natural regions...

>Why yes, i am way more complicated and the HRE looks like a complete joke compared to all my Natural regions, what gaves it away?

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>natural regions

what did he mean by this?

for me it's cornouaille

>we have 2 champagnes, but only one can make it

we don't need any :^)

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I'm HARDT

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>St Affricain

>californian CHAMPAGNE
>sovietski CHAMPANSKI

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Reminder that Basques stole the French "pays" (Country) denomination to LARP as a country only a century ago.

i thought it was illegal to call any sparkling wine made outside of that region in france champagne

these companies have been making champagne since the 19th century, because that's what the type of wine is called

>tfw marais and vendee are rich while burgundy and champagne are shitholes
will never get used to this

For me?
L'Astarac

The type of wine is called sparkling wine

obsessed

It's true though. Didn't even use it right because Sabino was an illiterate mongoloid.

>large territories have geographic variation
Woah

it's called champagne

Fixed your map

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sehr gut !

Alsace-Moselle is French you dimwit

Based

>t. frenchshit in germany

Based.

There is nothing worse than wehraboos, absoluty nothing worse. Fuck off and die in a pit.

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>He still hasn't gotten over it

why is it always a new worlder

now this is based

Kill your motherfucking self you literal nobody with no relevance at all.

nice digits

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Thanks for all the (you)s, retards.

its like calling all wine Bordeaux

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Most are made-up.

French pagi were natural and an enormous cluster fuck tho.

get fucked by a pack of haitians you stupid spic

Absolutely based and redpilled.

seethe harder

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Give back Rousillon, Vallespir, Aspres, Fenouilledes, Conflent, Cerdagne, Labourd, Bas-Navarre and Soule to Spain.

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get fucked by a pack of KURDISH BVLLS you stupid turkroach

imagine surviving in a land where 1 acre fed 1 person when growing main crop wheat.

159,086,720 max population france could support if it had medieval agriculture with no fruits, vegetables or animal husbandry and grew wheat all the time.

why would one be retarded enough to do that

I am GREEK you nafri mutt

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based

No it's not champagne if it isn't produced in Champagne with grapes from Champagne. Just like a Bordeaux red wine isn't Bordeaux if it doesn't come from the sourroundings of the city itself.

that's a funny way to spell sparkling wine

>french laws apply to america

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that's silly

just call it champagne sparkling wine if champagne is not champagne

Cava is superior anyway, same with Duero over any fr*nch red wine

I'm a loire greek, you albanian subhuman

Americans speak a 75% french language called "english".

>all fast food is called macdonald

Glorious British colonisation of Fr*nce.

fr*Nch is bastardized Latin, and Latin is bastardized GREEK

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