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first for America ;)

got called a neek in croydon

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got called a dude in america

>new 290 posts
clean up this mess jan, now

>I fail to see how projecting your insecurities in a spastic rant equates to a complete rout
>fuck you you have never made a good post
>I, on the other hand, once got 35 replies in a single /brit/ thread from a single post

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>mikey
>calling anyone genetic refuse
okay you LITERAL PIKEY MONG

nooo having guns is so cringe my east german communist bender paradise won't have any of those haha
yanks are a mix of both extremely high quality european stock and the lowest of the low

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>I, on the other hand, once got 35 replies in a single /brit/ thread from a single post

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why is everyone so angry? haha chill out bros we're all friends here

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weekend is already fucking over

at least timothy james byrne is consistent

Fuck you

where's all the hardmen scrapping for fun?

cant believe are mark went off the rails last night

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>yankpol is still boiling red over what is likely nothing

all his vids are gone

British culture

Genuinely hate this cunt

>fresh start tomorrow de ladssssss

Fuck off

>D-Dude I know your genetic make up
Hey spastics, I'm not a mix of anything you subhumans. I'm 100% unadulterated GAELIC BVLL. On the ladder of humanity I'm miles above any of ye smelly, revolting mixed race mongrelised animals.

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Hmmm...

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Delivery is currently 5 steps away

Nice work by that lad

the left: duhhhhh it's systemic discrimination!! da tories!!
the right: haha it's the non-whites!!
me, an intellectual: kids don't read books

absolutely hated primary school
I have vivid memories of fucking dumb cunts being absolutely fucking terrible at reading
>the....... uhhhhhhh cat.... uhhh sat..... onnnnn uhhhhhh the muh-muh-muh maaaat????

SUMMER IS HERE AND IT'S FUCKIN FUCKIN BUZZING

Name on the girl (male) at the beginning?

When I was in the North people seemed very happy and open, but some of the infrastructure was weirdly out of date
What do you reckon London should do about it ?

reports of a man rampaging through cheadle city centre
talk of him screaming about the bookies and the bokkles

you're a stunted social retard from the working class
you're probably half polack
fail to see how that makes you part of a master race
cling to your delusions, mong

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get the desperado in de lads

rorke fits every criteria here, starting to get worried for him

wasp flew in my room and I smash his chin in

>you'll never be part of the master race like me

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i mean if you read the facebook pages for some rags you can easily get a few bingos on that

FATCEL *clap* IS *clap* VOLCEL

The bass.......was hard........
........the bass..........hard..........
..........bass.........hard........
.......................HARDBASS!
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gunna stop drinking
wish me luck
how will i be social without alcohol is the problem tho

30 matches on tinder in 2 months
2 shags
hard being a failed normie

i think once we get rid of the boomers that problem will sort itself out, they still have the most anti intellectual tendencies of all the generations alive today, especially in america

cringe

>What do you reckon London should do about it ?
give us more devolved powers and more funding because focusing everything on london and the south east is just going to make things worse and there's literally no benefit to doing so

fresh start de lads aint drinkin til July cuz im going camping aint I de lads

You're not a member of any master race, mongrel

How are you spending this fine sunny day lads?

sue

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does everyone here have autism or something what the fuck does that mean lol?

vapetoil beckons

dreadful, it's more like this
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im a patriot

inside on the pc obviously

i dont want to say the north is the british equivalent of the flyovers but we are, especially the state of wales and its poverty

Hello Mosley

785 matches since september 2017 (not taking into account january 2018-november 2018 where i was in a relationship)

only 1 shag - my ex that i met off their
find it really hard to get girls to meet up that i actually fancy, i get ghosted, and then the rest i just cba to reply to

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emptying the piss cans from last night toil

"I’m closer to a Jamaican born brickie than I am Jacob Rees-Mogg. I've got more in common with a Polish hotel maid than I do with Nigel Farage.”

If the Yanks could give me an honest answer to the following question without memeing, deflecting or coping I'd unironically go easier on them: Why do you actually come here? And I ask that sincerely. Why do you spend hours, days, weeks and months around people who, at best, merely tolerate you? Why do you spend the vast majority of your free time in the company of a foreign people? Why is it that the first thing you do in the morning is boot up your computer and come and hang around with Brits who straight up don't like you? Don't fob me off with some cope answer like: I do it to annoy you, or I run this general (which we know for a matter of fact just isn't true). I just genuinely can't understand. Like I can never imagine spending hundreds of hours in /deutsch/ or /fr/ or /cum/. A small visit here and there, sure, but actually being there all the time? I couldn't stand it. Why do you do it? Why don't you go and be with your own people?

Bacon, cabbage, spuds and a bit of brown sauce. Now that's a meal

might take the bicycle on the trail

it's not sunny

What about you guys? Do you visit raves? I heard many things about british rave culture.
Though i don't know why i bother about that.
I like watch some video stuff about that, but i've never been to even one night club.

Because they think they're special. When in fact they're no different that the run of the mill walmart sharting yankoid

evacuate mount everest now!

alri emmett

not sure if this is germany or britain

investing in the north is throwing good money after bad
they've tried quite a few times since 1945 to get industry going again up there
always fails because they're lazy, stupid apes.

it's only like this because of londoncentric policies, and it's only got worse because of continued londoncentric policies

just finished my degree gunna get back into skating keep having crazy dreams about doing flips and spins again
gotta get my fitness back up as well

You’re like a 5’8 18 year old mentally stunted inbred bricklayer

yeah I go to warehouse raves lad

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British raves are alright, although the term 'rave' can mean anything these days
Nowadays people just use the term for any kind of night/day out that involves dance music and drugs, whereas before it normally referred to huge events in a warehouse/field, often illegal before in 1994 they made it a criminal offence

talk to him like that again and ill lop your jaw off with the cleanest right hand youve ever seen

When France got faced with a similar problem we picked a few outliner towns and we just gave them a lot of funding and encouraged businesses to go there.

That's why Lyon and Bordeaux are relatively big now.
It does require a lot of centralised action and state intervention in the economy. For instance, I'm not sure if England is ready to subside high speed rail in the Norf, even though it would be quite good for tourism.

Don’t care virgin

I'm bigger than you, I'm better looking than you, I'm wealthier than you, I'm healthier than you, I'm smarter than you, I'm a purebred native son of Europe, unlike you. Simply put, I'm better than you. Now begone, el monstrosito

guess who has a three (3) day weekend away from toil ladddies

every time i see one of those videos of a dolphin being friendly and helpful to a human I immediately think “cuck"

What color are your eyes mikey

Giz a picture

Based. Yankpol on the ropes

what does skank mean?

due to personal reasons ill be getting drunk

Rorke on the ropes

My eyes are green, you swarthy subhuman.

dance

You can't handle my potions traveler, they would kill you

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>spend hours, days, weeks and months
what kind of loser actually does this lool
like do you actually engage in Jow Forums as if it's a main crux of your social life?

a type of dance
normally to dnb/fast tempo music

yankpol caught getting in his car to make a 1 mile trip

Rorke off his rocker

depends on the context, can either mean a slag or a dance

Cope. Give me a proper answer.

Rorke covered in cum

>green
LMAO micks aren’t white Mikey, you were better off as slaves

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yankpol would wipe his arse if he could find it

it seems that norf is affecting all races