/brit/

just got a new conversation with a girl on bumble :)

deano cunt

No worries.

he's alive

youtube.com/watch?v=jK7g8HlkxlE

pity

>Ayo Cody bruh, watch me finna piss these Irish guys off mane
>*posts a genetically superior being to every yank*
ah yes

why do you get a cup for winning play off finals?
just doesn't seem right I mean you haven't actually won any competitions

it took you a while to come up with this one
you're losing your touch, mike

>NOTICE: Comments about conspiracy theories such as the switch theory, the coal fire theory, or any stories of Titanic being sunk deliberately or through criminal negligence will be deleted
who the fuck is making conspiracy theories about the titanic

RDR II is £19.99 delivered at Currys PC World, lads.

there's the one where JP Morgan or someone deliberately sunk it because all of his business rivals were onboard

haha yeah
*bends over and ejects a violent stream of liquid shit directly into your slackjawed open mouth*
how do you like them apples

thank you for supporting the British cultural discussion industry

don't have sister but can get you some random slag from my uni in exchange for date with slag that looks like Paige Turnah
love me some fat ass brit slags

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younger girls walking around in base layers wearing thongs why do they do it?

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waiting for my parents to go out so i can shave my pubes lads

please remeber to pay duty of 250 pounds for shagging each local slag
support Polish economy

jog on copealone you bore

how can these crazy unemployable people all afford to live in houses by themselves?

>the lad took the minus offer

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spitting image puppets make me uncomfortable
who thought that was funny?

>RDR II is £19.99 delivered at Currys PC World, lads.

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And? How is it going?

oink oink

Wow that's a PENG tranner

she looks really heavy and uncomfortable here

love that hair style
what is it called? it always gets my pee pee hard

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Wouldn't mind a Polish bird myself tbf

Matched with some slav girl today on Tinder but she doesn't look that good

hey big head

Please don't bully me, mate. I thought I'd post a decent offer for the lads who are into vidya. I thought it was a kind thing to do.

not that incel you fucking cretin why would that be in
genuinely angry at this accusation

same lad
youtube.com/watch?v=xujHlWzWW98

yankpol can't shut up

there was an australian knock-off spitting image in the '80s
it was called ''rubbery figures''
very weird

OK deal where do you live

>Wouldn't mind a Polish bird myself tbf
*puts period blood in your coffee/tea*

sounds pricey that lad

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there's an aussie knock off for everything
get your own ideas

Oh yeah, no heres a fucking tune lads
youtube.com/watch?v=r0KlQd5v_XQ

It's called "MAKE ME A FACKIN SAMMICH, LUCASZ!"

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I have theorised on /x/ a few times that it was an inside job pulled off by powerful business magnates as a way to eliminate their equally powerful enemies who were on the ship

was talking out my arse 2bh but I still contend its a plausible theory

Kraków
brits for whatever reason flood this city

tired, boring gimmick promoted by dull individuals

yeah the team that comes second doesn't get a trophy and they did better haha

just a bit of fun
i played the game, it's great

haven't replied yet gonna wait til i've had a few tins in a bit to make it flow better

think im legitimately going to cease posting since catyank and mouthyank are always here
can't be bothered to have such a negative stigma because of those freaks. farewell

polish birds are overrated also, just a tip from someone with experience. that will be my last tip to the general

yankpol shaking at the knees

who is mouthyank? I don't know who this is

it's on my list to visit
Warsaw a shit

inabit la

fuck off you delusional mong you're just as bad as them
there are no good yank posters

yankpol eating fish and chips with spicy sauce

but he got called the good yank one time for belittling someone, how can this be?!
and I'm sure you've made tons of quality posts, you fucking loser

youtube.com/watch?v=nh1-mrhvS-c

he has shut up

made more quality posts than you've had hot dinners kid

mmm doubt it
I've had a lot of hot dinners

just ordered a dominos

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alright lads. been away for a few years

Just because you dislike someone doesn't mean you shouldn't learn from him

who is mouthyank? is that in reference to his actual mouth or how much he talks?

I dislike Americans and Canadian. Truth or False

Macdonald's doesn't count you fat cunt now fuck off

I don't care what you think: True

yeah we know haha
*rubs your belly*

hime (princess) cut

probably my favourite one. youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk

any piratebay man in?

*learns from Jimmy Savile*

Foy

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its a reference to him uploading pictures of himself but cutting out his moth and chin because hes extremely vapid but self conscious

Louis Theroux needs to be arrested

never seen him before
but you aren't supposed to post pics of yourself on Jow Forums unless you're hot I guess

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Just got back from my date lads
He is very cute and interesting, but he is a liiiittle overweight and damn he is so fucking shy its a real problem. i can tell if he lost ~8kg and gained some selfconfidence he would be REAL boyfriend material, but he just isnt there yet innit

i like shy boys, but this mans is just too much
he bought me 3 pints though so i dont regret the date ha ha

the search continues

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>an american saying Foy
cringe
are you one of the "lads", yet? no? hmm... shame

That's the cunt who is obsessed with me

that's not it
it's close but not excatly it
i meant pic related

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theroux him in prison hey haha

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Very tired lads

shag my arse

it's just the front bangs being cut straight across
I'm not sure it has a name

a fringe

jog on phimo you bore